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author=unityauthor=Pizzawhere's the damn Like buttonkentonaA fine vintage.
We do not.
RMN is stuck in 2011
We ain't got no Like button.
We don't need no Like button, see?
PS I'm glad that stupid kid got banned.
author=Ratty524author=unityWe ain't got no Like button.author=Pizzawhere's the damn Like buttonkentonaA fine vintage.
We do not.
RMN is stuck in 2011
We don't need no Like button, see?
PS I'm glad that stupid kid got banned.
Can you post it on Twitter so I can retweet it.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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author=Sooz
Evening. XxXhelazz sits at his computer, deep in thought.
XxXhelazz: How can I attract subscribers, people who long for some brief spark of entertainment in their humdrum lives of tedium and drudgery?
He casts about for inspiration in his squalid room of dusty, cobwebbed antiques. His eyes land on an ancient tome. Madly, he brushes the detritus from its cover: "1001 Black Holes of Humor" Lightning flashes outside as maniacal laughter wracks his body.
XxXhelazz: Yes! YES! My eyes are opened! People do not truly wish for a break from tedium! Their lives are flavorless and insipid because they shun any spark of excitement! With this revelation, I can craft the perfect trap- a joke so ancient and humorless that the users of this site will have no choice but to love me and all my games! I WILL BECOME THE KING OF RPGMAKER GAMES! ALL WILL BOW BEFORE ME!
Lightning flashes again as XxXhelazz feverishly flips through the compendium of forbidden knowledge, seeking the most decrepit and tired of its entries, the most uninspired humor for his brilliant plan. Finally, he stops, his eyes widening as he reads the words on the page before him. His manic grin threatens to reach either ear.
Immediately, he rushes to the keyboard, frenetically typing.
XxXhelazz: It's PERFECT!
GYA
XxXhelazz: No! My one chance is ruined!
Wisps of otherworldly magic, summoned forth from the deepest recesses of the void from which they had slumbered for millenia, spark forward and surround XxXhelazz, threatening to take him with them, to their millenia resting place.
XxXhelazz: The curse of a thousand years is upon me for my failed incantation of the humor of this tome. A many curse on my failed English studies and the internet which drove me here! Curse!
XxXhelazz is torn through a portal in space and time to the nether dimension from which there is no escape, and he is seen no more.
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