NURVUSS'S PROFILE

No tears for the creatures of the night, bitch PLEASE. - TuxedoMane

I'm Nurvuss and I like making music and games and writing stuff. Sometimes it seems that I never have enough time to do any of these things. Let's be pals!
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"When does this get good?"

author=turkeyDawg
(I randomly recommend J. J. Sqawkers and Magical Pop'n respectively!)


I just came here to say that sometimes I call my girlfriend JJ Squawkers

[RMXP] Need testers to test a completed game translated in english

Native English speaker here, and I'm happy to help out if you're looking for a third tester.

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Has anybody played Tragedy Looper? It looks stellar, but it's always sold out in the UK, and I don't fancy paying £30 shipping to get it.

[RMN Drama] The guy who made the Final Fantasy Mystic Quest remake is trying to sell it

Ahh was it? My bad. It's literally been twenty years since I've played, and my rose tinted lenses remembered Benjamin actually (crudely) swinging the axe at the trees.

edit: WAIT, he actually did!

[RMN Drama] The guy who made the Final Fantasy Mystic Quest remake is trying to sell it

His grasp of sentence structure is odd, but I'm assuming he probably meant that he got to the Bone Dungeon in the remake, rather than the original game.


lolol dat axe animation. Too much of a tall order for an officially-sanctioned commercial project to animate character sprites, huh?

[RMN Drama] The guy who made the Final Fantasy Mystic Quest remake is trying to sell it


There's definitely a joke in here about bullshit, somewhere.

edit: great minds!

there was an ad for The Horde on 3DO (good god) that was exactly like this, but had a joke about "Mister Cow's startled and not by a pair of cold hands"

because you don't milk male cows, why's he used to the farmer's cold hands touching his dong THE NINETIES!

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

author=LockeZ
... Bravely Default is the second best video game Square Enix has ever released ...


It was close! So close! Until
the game started repeating endlessly. Great, time loop,
I know, but just because it worked for Steins;Gate doesn't mean it works here. So bored by the end, completely soured me on the idea of Bravely Second.

[RMN Drama] The guy who made the Final Fantasy Mystic Quest remake is trying to sell it

His .com website is now down. Well done, team!

edit: Solitayre, I just checked out his facebook page and it lists Kisareth Studios as his top employer. I think that confirms it--these are all the same dude!

As for Mystic Quest, I had a real hoot with that game when I was young. It was by no means my first RPG, but there weren't that many others available in those days. Kickin' soundtrack, but I had some weird issues playing it, that revolved around a piece of music:


Whenever I was in an area in which this track played, if I fought and won a battle, this music would slow down and then stop, the final note sustaining endlessly, and the game would lock up. I tried renting a copy to get around it, but I had the exact same problem with the rental.

So eventually, I discovered that if I quickly ducked into the menu and saved the game before the music stopped, I could reset and reload and continue. So those dungeons took a really long time with all the constant saving and loading.

To this day I don't know if this was due to a run of faulty cartridges, or something wrong with my SNES. All other games worked fine, and Mystic Quest worked perfectly except when that song was involved.

Did anybody else encounter this?

[RMN Drama] The guy who made the Final Fantasy Mystic Quest remake is trying to sell it


yeah those both sound kosher.

[RMN Drama] The guy who made the Final Fantasy Mystic Quest remake is trying to sell it

...As an official Square Enix product, no less!

If I throw in an extra couple of bucks, will he include his FF4 remake?

Thoughts? I'm really amused and impressed by the gall of it all.

What I find particularly appalling, however, is if you navigate over to his website (not gonna link to it), right next to the link to buy his game for $8, is a link that says if you pay him $1000, he'll export your RPG Maker game to Android. That's pretty devious and I hope nobody's naive enough to fall for it.

Mods, if this is an inappropriate thread, feel free to lock it and I apologise in advance.