NURVUSS'S PROFILE

No tears for the creatures of the night, bitch PLEASE. - TuxedoMane

I'm Nurvuss and I like making music and games and writing stuff. Sometimes it seems that I never have enough time to do any of these things. Let's be pals!
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Visual novels for people who are terrible at puzzles

actually, speaking of point and click adventure games, Telltale's Walking Dead and The Wolf Among Us are character-focused point and click adventures that don't really have any puzzles to speak of. Have you tried those?

Visual novels for people who are terrible at puzzles

Are you talking about games made by the community, or commercial, or either?

A traditional visual novel contains no puzzles. Most contain choices that branch the stories, but there's a sizeable chunk that are completely non-interactive.

Kinoko Nasu's Tsukihime may be a good place to start. The quality of the writing isn't fantastic, but it's a well-crafted story with some memorable characters.

Hatoful Boyfriend is a wonderful piece of satire, and a wonderful game in general.

What are you jamming to?

Fuck Christmas

author=AlphaOmega247
I made some Christmas cookies today. Well, "cookie." Something went horribly wrong and when it came out of the oven, it was one giant cookie, about 1 centimeter thick, burnt to a crisp in places, while the rest was just bubbling pustules. Needed a chisel to get it off the baking sheet. I've made these cookies before; I followed the recipe exactly. I double checked EVERYTHING. I have no idea what went wrong. Boo.


slightly too close together on the baking tray? this has happened to me before.

Fuck Christmas

author=AlphaOmega247
As Max McGee said, it was 2 six-sided dice. And let me tell you, those Grandma Gift Certificates never yield anything good. The $10 was probably the best gift ever. I still don't know what I should be doing with that collector's edition Dale Earnhardt Jr. telephone that she got me a few years ago. Boy, it was hard to look excited when I opened that bad boy up. Actually, it was hard not to vomit.

But nothing beats the sweater that she knitted for me when I was a kid. I loved dinosaurs back in the day, so she knitted me a sweater with a fair approximation of an Apatosaurus on it (also, fuck you Google spell check, it is NOT Brontosaurus). Anyway, the whole thing was just a disaster in every other way imaginable. I barely remember the color scheme, but I distinctly remember orange. It was also so short that it was a mid-drift... with sleeves that were about six or seven inches longer than my arms. Apparently Grandma thought I had body of an orangutan. (For the record, I am not an orangutan.)

So I'll gladly take your pebble and $1 bill, nervuss! XD

That is a bargain for a lifetime of delightfully bizarre kitsch and I will throw in an extra dollar and pebble of my own.

I love how Pianotm never fails to provide us with apt esoteric trivia in these situations. Keep it up.

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Is he drooling? what a champ!

Fuck Christmas

author=LockeZ
I don't know why people who aren't Christian even bother with Christmas. You don't have to become Jewish to skip out on it, you can just be like, "I don't celebrate Christmas."


Once again, rituals, man. My parents were not religious in the slightest, but they enjoyed the holiday and it was celebrated in our house. When you grow up with that as a yearly tradition, you learn to appreciate it and make it your own. (unless you've just been having a really horrible time every year!)

Fuck Christmas

author=AlphaOmega247
Instead of just handing out gifts, she always has to turn it into a very, very stupid game. Last year, you had to roll dice. And if you got a seven, you got to go up and pick a present from grandma's pile.

Roll a seven? Does your Grandma get out a d8 from her Dungeons and Dragons set or something?

Grandma gift certificate, though! I love that so much! It's almost too perfect.

My farmer grandma once sent me a card with a $1 bill in it, and a pebble from her yard. The card said "I found this rock and it reminded me of you."

Fuck Christmas

Aw yeah that's the best thing. My office closes at 12pm on the 24th and doesn't open again until Jan 2nd.

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2011

edit:
since we're doing the cat thing, this lil' champ recently joined our family. his name is BORSCHT.