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author=Roden
iirc it's legal to do this in every state (and a fair amount have them) but yeah, Adolf Junior isn't the type of person you want to be making one lmao. Dude is unqualified to operate a fucking toaster, let alone a private army.

Yeah this is 100% illegal. But republicans will eat it up and let him get away with it because the American republican party has gone full fascist, mask off. If the right have their way, they would turn America into Gilliad overnight and exterminate everyone they don't like in a second hallocaust. Like, I mostly agree with republicans when it comes to economics (low government spending, low taxes, and individual responsibility) but in terms of morality they've completely abandoned the values that America was founded on since 2016 and gone full fascist with their whole "anti woke" crusade. DeSatan is masking his private army as an "emergency task force" to respond to natural disasters, but insider reports from people who quit the program prove as expected that instead of learning search and rescue procedures like was promised, they were instead given "military like training" with heavy weapons training, hand to hand combat training, siege training, mock battles, and all the other things normally expected in army boot camp. This "emergency task force" clearly isn't what it's being marketed as. it's a secret police for that DeSatan will use to exterminate anyone he doesn't like (aka trans people, gay people, poc, non-christans, etc) as soon as he takes over the US and "makes America Florida" like he promised, just like what happened in Nazi Germany in the 1940s. Hopefully he doesn't win, and fortunately that seems very likely with polls taken showing that 80% of Americans strongly prefer 4 more years of old man Biden than convicted felon Trump or literally the antichrist DeSatan. DeSatan has literally called himself the messiah at rallies, the signs are all there. Trump was the prophet meant to call forth the beast as spoken in revelation, to lay the groundwork for the antichrist to come, who is DeSantis. And if DeSantis doesn't win 2024 (which is unlikely to happen) he'll try again in 2028 and all future elections for the next 40+ years since he's very young compared to most other candidates. And with Trump out of the question for future races due to his convicted felon status, DeSantis is the next choice for the far right.

author=Dyhalto
$10 says it gets struck down by the Florida supreme court.
He's been doing this a lot lately. Performative legislation that he knows will get struck down in court, but it puts him up in the polls with republican idiots who don't read past headlines.

It won't get struck down by the Florida Supreme court. The courts there are all controlled by DeSantis. Like the Tories in the UK, he has complete control of the Florida government and with no way to overthrow him due to him being in control of the voting there. (jerrymanning and redlining) If the Florida supreme court allows a law that makes the use of pronouns not matching someone's birth sex punishable by 5 years in prison, (aka it's illegal to not misgender a trans person) anything goes.