The Z is for Znderson; RMN's resident antagonator
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This is the story of one man, his quest for revenge, his desire to protect what he has left, and his ultimate failure.



What are you thinking about right now?

Trolling level: expert

I expected it to say "your a looser" in size 1 font as a double entendre.

What are you thinking about? (game development edition)

The green beret outfit totally works, too. His hat would look non-stupid for the first time in Legend of Zelda history.

I spent more time on this than I should have:

PSA: LockeZ is a piece of EVIL and disturbing TRASH

Slash, you forgot the part where Simon Cowell berates us in an extremely humorous but highly insulting manner.

The problem with hiring someone to be Simon Cowell is that I'm the perfect Simon Cowell. Actually, wait, that's not a problem.

OK. I'm appointing myself as the official Simon Cowell of this throwdown.

Craze, your games play like a Nazi concentration camp, except the showers lead to an area that's still under construction seventy years later. And I was so waiting for that sweet release.

I've got a game for you: Russian Roulette. Except I'm pretty sure you'll just keep adding more and more ways to minmax your crit chance and never get to the actual content. Which is a shame, really, because it would do you some good.

Spelunkying 2-26: Into the Depths

That man-trap has done some serious leveling up. Also, I didn't know there was a way to distract ghosts (assuming that's from the game).

What are you thinking about? (game development edition)

I'm thinking about a Legend of Zelda game set in World War II. Ganondolf Hitler would obtain the triforce of power and would use it to subjugate Germany under Nazi rule. Princess Hilda of the German royal family, who was sent off to attend school in England, would be the holder of the triforce of wisdom; Hitler's forces would stop at nothing to obtain it. It would be up to a green beret named Link to use his arsenal of gadgets to rescue the princess and save the world.

Guest appearance by Theodore Roosevelt, riding Epona into battle, where he takes out hundreds of nazi soldiers with his bare fists.

This idea is so stupid and I have to make it now.

GAM MAK Target: Wyrm Warriors! Locked On!

Need help?

Born Under the Rain

If you're not sure whether you're doing it right, I guarantee you have the wrong answer to the riddle.

PSA: LockeZ is a piece of EVIL and disturbing TRASH

Okay, I think I can resolve this.

LockeZ, what is your opinion on adorable kittens?

I tried one once. It was terrible. Might've been the way it was prepared though.

... and whilst Lockez is occupied watching his lolis heroes fight against Craze's heroes, Craze drops a weight on his head.
Best opera ever XD

Neither Leon nor Mortissiga will win Myra's hand! It is I, LockeZ, the world's premier developer, who shall take her as my wife!

PSA: LockeZ is a piece of EVIL and disturbing TRASH

It's never too early.

PSA: LockeZ is a piece of EVIL and disturbing TRASH

Craze, your name has a Z in it too, you doof.