WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

post=123687
Story time!!!!!!!!!

One night about 2 weeks ago a friend was driving us back to his place after we had successfully purchased some alcohol about 5 minutes before 2AM (when stores in Florida stop selling it). As I was standing there, waiting for him to painstakingly put the cover on his Firebird Formula, another car pulls up and takes a spot on the opposite lane of the small lot we're in. A slightly intoxicated looking couple about our age gets out; the girl looks to be doing some exotic Latin variant of the pee pee dance. He says "go over there" and she goes not nearly far enough into the bushes to be hidden, fully illuminated by their car's headlights. I avert my eyes and instead look at the dude, who is silently watching his companion. He notices us and decides this is a great opportunity to strike up some kind of conversation. "Is that a Hemi?" he asks my friend, probably just to make distracting small talk because that's a question that you would ask if you don't know much about Firebirds. This goes on for a few minutes. This whole time I am thinking "this girl can't possibly be pissing right in front of us, there's no way, there's a public restroom right next to where they parked, it's too weird." The girl walks back into my view pulling at her skirt and for a moment I think my fears are confirmed. I found out how wrong I was when she not-quietly-enough asks her voyeur "should I bury it?" At this point I lose it and start laughing uncontrollably. "So is that you guys' thing or what?" I ask, but I get no reply. They hurriedly get back in their car, knock over a chain post backing up, and speed off. My friend was just standing there dumbfounded.

Tampa.

post=123834
you have amazing taste, YM