WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

Inception

author=The Old Republic
I'm done talking to you. Take the collar off or go away.
>I'll never take that collar off.
Fine. You know what? I'm getting used to it anyway. I might even buy a nice pair of matching boots.
>Do you enjoy this as much as I do? <Shock Vette>
Okay, I can't take this anymore.
Look, I throw myself on your mercy or whatever.
Please, just please remove this collar.
>Let me see if I can find the right button. <Shock Vette>
But I'm going to die from this. Don't you understand?
>Hardly seems lethal, does it? I could do this all day... <Shock Vette>
I never knew evil was so petty until I met you.
>How is this? Better or worse? <Shock Vette>

--LATER--

Okay, hey, Sith master person of questionable temper and such?
I've been extra good with the behaving. Did you notice?
So how about taking this shock collar off of me?
>How about some pain instead? <Shock Vette>
How about some non-obedience sort of following directions? Like a person, instead of a pet?
>Looks like my pet still needs training. <Shock Vette>
That hurts! Do you not get that?
>I enjoy this. <Shock Vette>
Argh! You drekki-- no. I won't let you bait me. Lead on, I'll be following like a good slave.
>Learn to control your inane commentary and there will be less pain.
Fine, fine. lead on oh Sith of Siths. Far be it for this wretched slave to take up more of your time.

--STILL LATER--

So, hey, I've been thinking... maybe you want to take this shock collar off?
You know, as a sign of thanks for my hard work on Korriban?
Not that I don't enjoy the perpetual fear of electrocution.
>You will do as I say and not ask for favors.
Yeah, that's a real keen idea and all but what do I get out of it?
>Each day is a present from me to you. Be grateful.
Gee, thanks.
>I gave you a chance. You are a slow learner. <Shock Vette>
Ow! Forget I said anything!

--LATER STILL--

Hey.
Don't worry. I'm not going to get silly again. I've had time to think.
It's not my place to judge why you're attracted to me. I just have to decide if you treat me like I want to be treated.
>We're not here for long discussions, Vette. You want to be my girl then you do what I say, when I say it.
Yeah. See? That fails the whole "treat me like I want to be treated" test. Fails bad.
>You're not the one setting the terms here.
You are in for a rude awakening, oh Lord of Mine.
>It doesn't have to be complicated. <Kiss Her>
Wow. Okay. Yes. That.
All right. More of that later. For now, um, back to business, yes?

--LATER--

Do you--do you love me?
>I like you. And there are things I love about you...
Right. Not so good with the bold statements. Believe me, I get it.
I need you to know... there haven't been any other men. Ever.
I promised my mother I'd be married first. About the only promise I managed to keep.
>We should express our love however we want. Societal rules are for other people.
I am other people. Not a Sith, not even Imperial. Just a girl.
So do you want to marry me? Yes or no?
>Sounds like it could be fun. Let's get ourselves married.
I guess that's the best I'm getting.

--LATER--

Okay, don't laugh. Some of the Twi'lek marriage ceremony stuff is pretty goofy but it'll only take a couple hours...

--EVER SO SLIGHTLY LATER--

There it is. Married.
>I behaved myself all the way through that crazy ceremony.
Very proud of you.
>Now that we're official I guess the romance will disappear pretty fast.
You are crazy. We still haven't gotten to the best part.
For now, things of galactic importance await as always, yes?
We should plan to clear the ship out for some private time soon.
Yes, send everyone out to find a Force-sensitive k'lor'slug or something.

--MAYBE A LITTLE BIT LATER--

>You wanted to talk?
More than talk. I told the crew to get lost for a few hours. Just you, me, and an empty ship.
>What were you thinking we might do in those hours, wife?
I might surprise you. I found my old shock collar the other day... come on.

--GRACEFUL FADE TO BLACK--

So worth the wait. We'll have to set aside a few hours every day...
Don't worry, I'll get Quinn to put it on your schedule.
Just so you know, I'm here for the long term.
Whether that means more apprentices in the future or us adopting our own little hoard.
Through apprentices trying to kill you and all the rest of the crazy, I'll be here.

--IF YOU FUCK UP BY DOING THINGS SHE DOESN'T LIKE--

>What's on your mind, Vette?
I don't know. Something's wrong. With us. With you. Or maybe just me.
>I don't have time for crazy right now. Do you have anything useful to say?
No. I guess I don't.
Forget it. Let's talk later.

--SOME TIME LATER--

>You've got a serious look in your eye.
Am I some sort of game to you? Some freaky Sith experiment? Is that what I am?
>Sure, you're a game. But a really fun game I want to keep playing.
What is wrong with you? You know what, don't even answer. Let's just...not talk.
But let's not make it a big thing, okay? I said my piece. So that's that.

--MODERATELY LATER--

>What's going on, Vette?
Nothing, that's what's going on. Nothing between you and me.
We are done. Forever. I'll still be crew but no flirting, no smooth moves, no romantic looks. Done.
>Vette, we can make this work. We can.
Been there. Tried it. Didn't work. Now it's done. Just... let's give it some space.

Of all the shitty Bioware romances I think this takes first, second, and third place.

*edit*
super wig out nested hide-quote

Because the RM fairy clicked 'download' 300 times

So, my new car does not open from the inside. Not a damn handle works. You have to roll down the windows and then open it up. The funny part? It is a 2010 coralla I managed to get for only $1000 flat. Still runs like a charm, but the door handles are going to drive me crazy.

author=facesforce
So, my new car does not open from the inside. Not a damn handle works. You have to roll down the windows and then open it up. The funny part? It is a 2010 coralla I managed to get for only $1000 flat. Still runs like a charm, but the door handles are going to drive me crazy.

Wow

Edit : what's going on with the post link, I get an "oops etc." when I click it ?

I love the internet.

Well, Happy new year!

I will persevere, for this is of great importance! Also, Happy New Year everyone!

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Dear god, it...is so addicting!
*You've Nyaned for 143 Seconds!*

i must confess I am running out of people to ignore, i love this new feature. Does this make me a bad person?