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author=^That
The Beautiful Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Sento strode along the path, making for Lovely Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Iridescent Egg, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Penis.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his wonderful bed just in time to face the handsome woman who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The woman struck hurriedly, and Sento barely raised his bed to meet the attack. They fought long and terribly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Sento found himself forced to one knee, the woman's bed pressed to his horny leg. "I am Mashori of Lovely Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Iridescent Egg. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a rock."

But Sento had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his bed with a twist, overpowered Mashori and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Sento said, looking down upon her.

Mashori's arm shimmered like a rainbow that casts a happy glow over the land. "I have underestimated you, Sento. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Sento's desire was enflamed. His leg throbbed and all his thoughts were to kick Mashori like a fish. Sento caressed Mashori's excellent arm and she responded. They came together huskily, and their joining was as sweet as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet car!" Sento groaned and kicked Mashori as horribly as he could.

"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Sento said. "That's where I put the Iridescent Egg for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed articulately on the grass, forgetful of all but their godly love. "We will stay together forever," Mashori said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Penis never got the Iridescent Egg and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

author=Dudesoft
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author=Mr_Detective
Ah yeah, mostly. What happened to your old avatar? XD