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My dreams as an adult tend to look and feel realistic. I can't even count how many times my dreams directly reflected things that happened to me that day or what I was thinking about as I went to bed.

Sometimes in a dream when something bad is about to happen, I decide to wake up. One time I entered a dream where I was at my house. As I was looking around I realized that things were wrong(multicolored sky, field of corn), then I became aware that I was dreaming. It was so rad o.o; I went around touching things and they felt real. Then I started wishing for things to appear and they did.

It's normal for me to have at least 3 dreams in one night. Every night :|

I keep a dream journal and sometimes before I go to bed I chant "I will remember my dreams"


I was at a super model resort in a swimming pool with Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza. We walked in and there were girls in the pool but when George went in the girls left. We teased him about it.

I had taken off my glasses and put them at the side of the pool. We're swimming and eventually the water in the pool is drained so the pool must be closing. We start leaving. George was already gone so me and Jerry go to the front for towels.

At some point Jerry had on glasses that turn you into the opposite sex. He had them for a bit then gave them to me and I was wearing them. There was a guy attendant at a podium nearby. We're standing in front of a closet that had a bunch of stuff, including towels. We're drying off and hungry. He sees granola bars, we look at each other, laughing as he takes 2 and sneaks them in his towel. He talks at the same time to mask the sound "wellll I guess I'll be going back to the room now. See ya later" and he leaves.

I look in the mirror and I'm an old lady xD I'm watching myself in the mirror as I dry my white curly old lady hair. I'm making conversation with the attendant and he totally thinks I'm a woman. I get ready to leave but remembered my real glasses so I go back to grab them.

Then I'm in the lobby on my way to our room and I see Elaine walk by right front of me. I'm gonna prank her since I look like a woman. The room is kinda far away but she seems to be yelling as shes walking, like shes talking to Jerry from here. A few people complain and tell her to be quiet and now shes pissed and yelling back. So now's my chance. I say something about being quiet and she turns around and yells at me. Then she goes in our room and I follow. Shes still yelling at me and I fall to the ground laughing hysterically. She is confused. We explain about the glasses and she laughs. I take them off and give them to her to try. She puts them on and looks in the mirror and is like "Hey, it really works" I look at Jerry and say "Now that is one handsome man" Then for some reason I have Georges glasses and ask "Do I look like an egg now?" but the dream ends here
I remember a few dreams I had many years ago, they kinda stuck in my mind...

1) The DOOM 2 dream

Around the time I was playing Doom 2 on my DOS PC, I dreamt that I was running around in a doom-like map with imps. I knew there was a cyberdemon chasing me, so I ran across a bridge and hid in a small opening in a wall, thinking "Oh my god oh my god he will find me". He came very close to me, and was looking around for me. I was freaking out, and I suddenly wanted to find the ESC button on a keyboard. The menu screen popped up in my view, I quickly hit EXIT GAME and I... woke up.

Gamer to the heart.

2) Freaky death dream?

I dreamt there was an earthquake. I was close to a building where my parents worked, so, having a bad feeling, I rushed over there, and found my fathers face smashed in some pieces of glass. My mother was just standing there. I picked up the "face-glass" (????), and I said something like "how could he do this to me" and then smashed the glass (along with the face) on the ground. Then my mother said she wanted to eat me, with an evil smile on her face. Then I said "well this is a strange game" and I kinda pressed ESC and quit, and I awoke again.

Ehh... too much video-gaming? :D


On a more serious note, there have been some dreams from which I woke up in tears, and I can remember them quite well. One such example:

3) I am on a walk with our dog (which I care for very much), but she suddenly runs off to the street. The leash disappears, I shout at her to stop, but she doesnt listen. I can see a car going in her direction, and I just know that if I dont stop her, she will be killed. Then the car runs her over. I run up to her, to see her disembodied, but still looking at me with a very happy/sad face, waving her tail, like she is expecting help from me. Then I wake up.

There are also some recurring "elements" in my dreams, like:
a) I am able to fly for a while, I am extremely happy, but when I try to fly again, I cant, and I get really depressed.
b) I am in a dark (sometimes familiar) place, I turn on the lights, but the light they emit is extremely dim, leaving me feeling vulnerable in the dark.

Anyways, I was always fascinated by dreams, and I wish I could have lucid dreams, so I am in control and can do whatever the hell I want(like summoning an army of orcs and a sword in my hand, and going WILD). It would also be cool to be able to "save" dreams, just like a game, so I can come back later and dont wake up at the worst possible time (things starting to get "interesting").
There is one recurring dream that I have had since I was four or five. I still have it every now and then, but I seem to have it more infrequently nowadays.

The setting of the dream is along a slightly foggy coast with gray skies. Along this coast is a bunch of buildings that are both on the shore and off. They are all rectangular in shape and have narrow wooden boardwalks all the way around their perimeters. There are wooden bridges that connect each individual building's boardwalks, so it's kind of like a big grid.



When I was younger, I was always accompanied by an adult holding my hand. I never saw them, so I don't know if was a parent or not. By the time I was in my teens, I was on my own in these dreams without an escort/parent figure.

Nothing ever happens in these dreams. I just sort of walk around the boardwalks doing absolutely nothing at all except pausing every now and then to look out towards the ocean.

It also always smells pretty bad, like a fishing village.

I have zero clue as to what these dreams could possibly mean and the fact that I've had them for about twenty years makes me wonder what the reason for them is.
Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
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I once had a dream about zombie apocalypse, I were hiding from the undea.d in my bunk bed, with a shotgun in my hands. I heard zombies growling and were scared as fuck. I woke up but still thought that it was the apåcalypse and were silently flipping the fuck out.
The shotgun in my hands was a coat hanger, I even tried to load it with batteries. After a hour of scaredypantscapade, I came back to my senses.

I also doubt that getting surprisebuttraped by a ghost of my friend (whom I shot with a cannon for no apparent reason) is a very sexy dream.
Used to have dreams like 3 years ago were I had cloth and suddenly I was naked withouth no reason and when I wake up I was like WHY DO I KEEP DREAMING THAT and then gradually stop dreaming that but it is still strange, not sure why I dream that
Oblic
Once a member of RMN, always a member of RMN!
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Okay... I didn't read most of the dreams, but I at least skimmed some. If I don't have nightmares tonight, I'll be VERY surprised.

I only remember one very vivid dream I had about 3 years ago...

I was in some sort of preschool, but I was my actual age at the time (about 20 or so..) and everyone was also about my age as well. No one really seemed to notice that a group of 20-year-olds shouldn't be in there. But, other than our mannerisms and relatively adult speech, everything seemed like a normal day at preschool: fingerpainting, macaroni art, reading the alphabet, etc. Also, all the tables seemed to be at eye level as well. The most notable thing about the dream though was one awkward kid; everyone seemed to make fun of him and give him a hard time. I felt bad for him mostly because he really wasn't all that bad, but I didn't really do much to stop the teasing. Late in the day, he kind of disappeared. No one saw him leave or knew where he might be. I suddenly lost it and told everyone off for being such a jerk to him. I told them that the only way to start making things right was to find him and apologize. We all went outside and started calling his name. Now here's where things got vivid and also fuzzy (weird sounding, but the best way I can describe it; almost like tunnel vision). It was gorgeously dusky outside. Everything seemed to look a goldish-yellow. There was a small clearing around the school and beyond that was a vast wheat field. Behind the school, was a steep sloped hill where the wheat was surrounded by forest (kind of like a power line going through the woods). I kept calling the kid's name (I honestly don't remember what it was) and started walking down the hill. I suddenly saw a dark figure moving amongst the tall wheat, and I realized it was the kid we were looking for. I called out to him, but he didn't seem to hear me. I realized he was walking toward the school behind me, but not really at me. His movements were jerky and erratic, and he seemed to shift from place to place instantaneously. I slowed my pace toward him as I noticed that he seemed different; not just his movements, but his appearance as well. His hair was longer in the front and covered his eyes, he looked darker, as if the golden glow of the wheat was being absorbed by his presence, and he seemed to be hunched forward, like his arms were to heavy for him to hold up. Then I noticed a low growl, menacing and terrifying. I finally stopped and stammered his name one last time. Without any warning the growling grew into a roar as he lunged forward PAST me to my left...

And then I woke up sweating profusely. It took me a few minutes to realize where I was, and to convince myself that it was only a dream.


Sorry to drag that out, but I remembered the details of the end of so well... the weird thing was, I had that dream while I was napping.

Any other dreams that I remember even vaguely, I die. I usually wake up with pain in the region where the mortal blow was struck.

...or the sex related dreams, most of which are VERY weird rather than fun.
ive dreamed of missing the bus to school for as long as i can remember. still do.
metaphor for my internalized feelings of failure and regret/guilt im sure

edit: i am also sure that all these ff8 avatars are going to give me nightmares
I just had a dream where Decky, Libby, Kyrsty, Penta, Emmych, Indrah and I are on an RPG quest to look for...something. It was a dessert that's for sure :|

All I remember is that there were tons of dragons and an underwater shrine where we fight doppelgangers of ourselves. And that the said dessert is located at a desert.
Decky
I'm a dog pirate
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We were looking for a Dessert? Was it Tiramisu? ;3
Adon237
if i had an allowance, i would give it to rmn
1743
ohh god i love dreams... I usually never have them, but when I do, they are usually very odd. Sometimes they are obscure, sometimes they are very vivid. I don't have control over them either
Here's a few:
I felt as if I was in a music video, very similar to this video: ( a song I haven't listened to for a while)
Except there was no music and there was actually a Sarah Palin, and a whole bunch of relatives and friends sexing eachother with their clothes on, and I was watching a football game and wow that was the worst dream ever.

Another one seems more realistic, I had a dream where I was a girl who raced some go carts for money, and she(I) was forced to race for a million dollars if I won or all of my family would be blended together in a blender and I had to drink them... but then the better cheated and then I died and then they still blended my family together and poured the crap all over my dead body, and I woke up. I am pretty sure I was burned.

I also had a dream about RMN, but it was very obscure and wasn't really amazing anyways.

I also had a dream the night when Notre Dame stomped Michigan's ASS(I am from South Bend) and it was about the Michigan Football players turning into Wolverines or werewolfs or whatever and heading to my house to maul and kill me. :( This was when I was 8, but it is the only dream I remember when I was that age.

Ohh my god... Also, I had this dream where there were sirens who had me tied to some chair and were screaming and had horrible teeth and claws and were going to eat my head, but whenever I screamed for help, no noise came out and as soon as they were going to eat me, I woke up. This was the worst dream ever. I am still afraid of people who are excessively pale, goth, or even have really sharp teeth. Not like run away, but I am leery around them.

Wow. I have hit a new low. I have dreams about incest, and a dream with Sarah Palin in it.

ehh hemm
All of your dreams sound very interesting, especially yours Emmych.
@Dudesoft ~ Understandable, but if they are crazzy, does that mean you have a crazy life? I mean, i have completely fucked up dreams, but the incest sarah palin one never actually happened, I am pretty sure Sarah Palin hasn't set a foot in Michigan, and I have only 8 relatives in my family (all together that we speak with), and there were plenty more than 8, and incest doesn't run in our family. (Wow, I have some problems) I mean the Michigan Wolverine dream can prove your point, but...
@mellytan, considering (i think) you are not in school anymore, this is odd.

I don't have dreams about gamz or RPG's or even traditional fantasy settings, I am not interested in that stuff ironically.
@oblic I think this really reflects a life experience, maybe an early childhood experience, mostly because of the preschool setting and the bullying.
@nessy, A love for RPG's and desserts... Interesting.
@mcchearlie Wow. IF dreams reflect life experiences, I really don't want to know how your life is like, or what you do.
@nightowl Wow. I hoped(?) you enjoyed your buttrape?
@UPRC That dream sounds kind of sad. It almost makes me want to make a game based off that idea. I wonder what this means.
@SWS - Interesting, the dog dream kind of got me really sad.
It would be a lot better if one couldn't be a giant dickwad when they ask questions about peoples personal lives.
@Link Haha! I like that dream!
author=Deckiller
We were looking for a Dessert? Was it Tiramisu? ;3


pretty sure it was a pudding.
Adon237
if i had an allowance, i would give it to rmn
1743
author=Archeia_Nessiah
author=Deckiller
We were looking for a Dessert? Was it Tiramisu? ;3
pretty sure it was a pudding.

a quest for pudding!
That should be a gam
author=Archeia_Nessiah
I just had a dream where Decky, Libby, Kyrsty, Penta, Emmych, Indrah and I are on an RPG quest to look for...something. It was a dessert that's for sure :|

All I remember is that there were tons of dragons and an underwater shrine where we fight doppelgangers of ourselves. And that the said dessert is located at a desert.

Man, dreaming about internet friends is always so weird because you don't know what they look like in real life sometimes so you have to make up faces for them and it always feels so strange OTL

Reminds me of the time I dreamt about Penta and I fighting our way through the hideout of some Catholic monks (do they even have monks?) with quarter staves in order to save Jalen. OTL
Adon237
if i had an allowance, i would give it to rmn
1743
author=emmych
author=Archeia_Nessiah
I just had a dream where Decky, Libby, Kyrsty, Penta, Emmych, Indrah and I are on an RPG quest to look for...something. It was a dessert that's for sure :|

All I remember is that there were tons of dragons and an underwater shrine where we fight doppelgangers of ourselves. And that the said dessert is located at a desert.
Man, dreaming about internet friends is always so weird because you don't know what they look like in real life sometimes so you have to make up faces for them and it always feels so strange OTL

Reminds me of the time I dreamt about Penta and I fighting our way through the hideout of some Catholic monks (do they even have monks?) with quarter staves in order to save Jalen. OTL

I am pretty sure they do. lol@dream
chana
(Socrates would certainly not contadict me!)
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I just woke up and had the weirdest dream in my entire life.

"Guys! Porcupine Princess is done!"
"OMG! Really?"

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that's the entire dream. All of us going, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
spoilers it wasn't a dream

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The last dream I had was about an actual decent 3D upgrade to Zelda 2: The Adventures Of Link, where you could hold the controller to control the beam from Link's weapon and use a stick item that could turn into a long extended pole that could cross gaps (not to mention the return of the Ice Rod & Pegasus Boots! :D)

I wrote most of this all down in my "Game List," like I do with the rest of my dream ideas. I got a ton of them, so I won’t be running out ideas for awhile. ^^

author=Archeia_Nessiah
I just woke up and had the weirdest dream in my entire life.

"Guys! Porcupine Princess is done!"
"OMG! Really?"

that's the entire dream. All of us going, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Except, I'll be going HOLYFUCKNUTSWTF!?SHEGOTTHATSHITDONE!? GSSGHLSHSG&*S^SPGHH!!!
author=Brent
The last dream I had was about an actual decent 3D upgrade to Zelda 2: The Adventures Of Link, where you could hold the controller to control the beam from Link's weapon and use a stick item that could turn into a long extended pole that could cross gaps (not to mention the return of the Ice Rod & Pegasus Boots! :D)

The last dream I had was about an actual decent 3D upgrade to Zelda 2: The Adventures Of Link, where you could hold the penis to control the beam from Link's penis and use a penis item that could turn into a long extended penis that could cross gaps (not to mention the return of the Ice penis & Pegasus Boots! :D)

Your dream might have been a mite phallic.

author=Archeia_Nessiah
I just woke up and had the weirdest dream in my entire life.

"Guys! Penis Princess is done!"
"OMG! Really?"

that's the entire dream. All of us going, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Okay back to work.