IDEAS ARE CHEAP. LET'S THROW SOME AROUND.

Would you play this game?

Spaceninja Extreme.

You are Dave, Cyborg Spaceninja. Evil Space Pirates have taken over one of DaemonCorp's asteroid bases. You must use your nanotechnology arsenal and psychic ninja powers to defeat Beigebeard the Pirate and his crew of murderous mutant mercenary freaks all the while rescuing the sexy catgirl scientists from horribly dramatic danger.

and YES there will be zombies.

Go ahead throw out your randomest ideas. Comment on others ideas. Or at least sit back and count the tropes.