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REALLY HARD QUESTIONS!

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Blobofgoo
Legs are a burden. Return to snek.
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These are probably those kinds of questions that don't have answers, but here they are:

How would a person describe color to a blind person?
Alternatively, how would a person describe music to a deaf person

Even Harder, how would you describe both to someone who is deaf and blind?
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
This topic is now a topic for Helen Keller jokes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too, if your name was 'Mffraaaaaaarrghh!'
Answer: With a degree of difficulty higher than what would be the degree of difficulty were they not afflicted with sensory impairments.

In other news

What colour is a mirror? (silver isn't a colour)
LEECH
who am i and how did i get in here
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author=NewBlack
Answer: With a degree of difficulty higher than what would be the degree of difficulty were they not afflicted with sensory impairments.

In other news

What colour is a mirror? (silver isn't a colour)


Im pretty sure silver is a colour.
maybe not but, isn't this like this question
how would you talk if you can't talk?
How would a mute person react to a joke?
Hard question which is in actual use.
How do you answer "How are you?" when you are not fine at all? :)
author=MirrorMasq
Hard question which is in actual use.
How do you answer "How are you?" when you are not fine at all? :)

"I'm okay."

As a guy, I was genetically engineered to maintain an aura of "all is well in man-land" at all times even when things are not well.
You are not supposed to question the rules, Darken! Now, pipe down before you get us in trouble with the man-rule enforcers! Shhhh!
author=UPRC
author=MirrorMasq
Hard question which is in actual use.
How do you answer "How are you?" when you are not fine at all? :)
"I'm okay."

I am a guy. I was genetically engineered to maintain an aura of "all is well in man-land" at all times even when things are not well.


I though MirrorMask was a guy
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Why did Helen Keller only use one hand to masturbate? ...She needed the other one to moan!

I'm sorry, that was really, really bad.

If someone was both blind and deaf I wouldn't have to explain anything to them because they wouldn't be able to tell that I was explaining stuff anyway.


author=UPRC
author=MirrorMasq
Hard question which is in actual use.
How do you answer "How are you?" when you are not fine at all? :)
"I'm okay."

As a guy, I was genetically engineered to maintain an aura of "all is well in man-land" at all times even when things are not well.

I usually actually answer this question for reals. A customer asked me this morning and I said I'm getting over a cold, but I suspect it's actually already gone and the symptoms I have left are just allergies. I figure they shouldn't ask if they don't care.
author=LockeZ
Why did Helen Keller only use one hand to masturbate? ...She needed the other one to moan!


I laughed at that. Will I go to hell? D:
author=NewBlack
What colour is a mirror? (silver isn't a colour)


silver describes both color and specularity. its color-only analogue is white

since base color of an obj is the result of some sum between unabsorbed wavelengths in the vis spectrum and a mirror reflects a practical 100% of vis wavelengths equally you could consider it to be white
author=LockeZ
I figure they shouldn't ask if they don't care.


are you autistic or something

its small talk. something human beings do to express amiable intent
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