** CRUNCH. MUNCH. **

Greetings, true-believers. It would appear that after a long lengthy hiatus (again…), I have finally decided to get off my extremely firm -- hairy -- of a white ass and return to the place where I once held dear (it was also the place I posted that video about Karsuman without a shirt on while posing for Playboy on the beach). Ah…good times.

Huh? What is this, “The Introduction???” Sure…

The name is “Kitsilano Cookie,” also known as Silver4Donuts; Silver4Douche; and my personal favourite: “Sexington4Donuts” Ooo… Some of you may remember me from such classic meltdowns as the infamous “Monopolo Project,” which almost single-handily killed the RPG Maker business and reverted it back to the depression of the 1990’s -- and the YDS scandal. But, all seriousness aside, I’m a 26 year old almost graduate of a “Bachelors Of Information Technology” at Kwantlen Collage (I refuse to call it by its proper name because it’s such BS). I also work for a little company called “Slaveway” during my part-times. I also enjoy reading, writing, making strange games with certain “Prowlers” in the distance, and I also not only enjoy watching sports -- but playing sports as well. In fact, I’m going down to the ol’ campus and playing some Basketball right now. :D

So, yeah. I guess if you must know, I’m still a fan of RPG’s…a little bit. Some of my favourites growing up on the ol’ box, are: Final Fantasy IV (of course), Star Ocean: The Second Story, Earthbound, and The Chronos!

Alright. Now that, that is out of the way. Move over, jabroni‘s! I got to get me my makerscorez back up to respectable level. I probably will disappear time-to-time -- but don’t worry; I’m still here. Let’s make some magic and set things right, ‘kay? Kay.

For those of you who welcome my return with displeasurement and a lifetime supply filled with endless booze to compensate for this grand renewal (like Craze) -- kiss my ass, please. :D

Hope to see you around on the Interwebbers, peoples.

I also do nude. SCORE.

Oh, and congrats on another second bundle of joy, Mr. Kenton! That-a-boy, son. :D