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The year is now 1605 and war has returned.
To lake wood led by a dark knight named Graze
and the white knights.They are looking for gems stones. and gold
To take back home to there land.of red fang however
They also came to remove people with the shining
Eyes. of hope you start off with a young man named Gen
That lives with his mom. and is called into war to
Save his land.you meet up with your old friend named
Bite. that is a high rank Soldier.working for the lake wood
Military. she comes to save you wean your town was being attacked.
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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WORLDSONG ~ AN ADVENTURE

ONCE UPON A TIME, A YOUNG MAN NAMED RANIANO
REALLY HATED HIS PARENTS FOR SOME REASON.
HE CHANGED HIS NAME TO "RYAN" AND STORMED
OFF INTO THE NIGHT.

WHEN HE WOKE UNDERNEATH A TREE (FOR HE
SLEPT IN THE WILDS), IT WAS BECAUSE OF A
STRANGE AND ENERGETIC WOMAN NAMED
APRIL WHO TRULY LOVED CAKE. SHE JOINED
HIM ON HIS QUEST TO BE MOODY.

THEY THEN WHEN TO APRIL'S HOUSE TO MEET
TWO OTHER PERSONS: A LONG-LIMBED MAN
NAMED ADAM, AND A GREEN CAT NAMED
TREEWHISKER WHO CLAIMED TO BE AN ELF.
THE TRIO ASKED RYAN TO JOIN THEM IN
BECOMING AN OFFICIAL ADVENTURING PARTY.

HE ACCEPTED AND THEY WENT TO THE PORT
CITY OF HOPE, WHERE THEY INTRODUCED
THEMSELVES TO THE GUILD LEADER, ARCTURUS.
SOON THEREAFTER, ARCTURUS KILLED RYAN'S
FATHER IN FRONT OF HIM BY WAY OF MANY
KNIFE STABS.

IT ALSO TURNED OUT THAT SPIRIT NINJAS WERE
STALKING RYAN AND HIS LONG-LOST TWIN
BROTHER WHO HAD BECOME A WILDS RANGER.
THIS FADED OUT OF IMPORTANCE BECAUSE RYAN
TURNED OUT TO BE QUITE THE HOMOSEXUAL,
AS DID ADAM THE LONG-LIMBED MAN WHO
WAS ACTUALLY A SNAKE.

ADAM CAME FROM A LONG LINE OF SNAKES
WHO CAN ONLY COME INTO POWER BY EATING
THEIR FATHER AND IMPREGNATING A MAN
WITH THE EGGS OF THEN NEW GENERATION.
ADAM PLANNED TO PERFORM THIS RITUAL
ON RYAN, BECAUSE HE THOUGHT RYAN WAS
CUTE WITH HIS HALF-ELF EARS.

MEANWHILE, ARCTURUS KILLED SPIRIT NINJAS
SENT BY THE EVIL NECROMANCER KLUNN.
ARCTURUS WAS PRETTY BADASS.

APRIL TURNED OUT TO BE RYAN'S ELF MOTHER,
WHO DISGUISED HERSELF AS A YOUNG WOMAN
TO HANG OUT WITH RYAN FOR AFTER HE LEFT
HIS PARENTS, AND STOPPED THE RITUAL WHERE
HER SON WOULD BE IMPREGNATED BY A LONG-
LIMBED SNAKE MAN WHO ATE HIS FATHER.

HOWEVER! THE RITUAL HAD PARTIALLY SUCCEDED,
AND RYAN WAS IMPREGNATED... EXCEPT IT
WAS NOT RYAN AT ALL, BUT A ROBOT THAT
ACTED AND LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE RYAN.
THE REAL RYAN WAS KILLING SPIRIT NINJAS
FROM KLUNN WITH ARCTURUS, WHO WAS
RYAN'S REAL FATHER.

IN THE END, RYAN AND ADAM GOT TOGETHER
WITHOUT HAVING ANY BABIES. APRIL WENT BACK
TO BEING RYAN'S MOTHER, AND EVERYBODY
FORGOT ABOUT TREEWHISKER EVEN THOUGH
HE WAS A GREEN CAT WITH TELEKINETIC
POWERS.

~ FIN ~
well, at least you're honest?
That was almost e.e. cummings like.
Goes to fetch some milk, watches jenifer disappear into thin air, reads a newspaper that says my mom's a wanted kidnapper, runs back to my house and gets assaulted by a pedophile who throws slimes, and bats at me, joins Future Helper, gets a warrant to enter my own house, finds an illegible clue as to my real mothers whereabouts, finds a cake that's a LIEZ.

The end~ ;3

(Lol, what was the point of this thread anyway? Me ish confused.. o-o)
Probably something along the lines of "Share Your Bad Stories from Games Here" or "Tell Us the Worst Game Story You've Experienced".

Also, Craze, there goes my hope to see World Song finished. Instead I shall wait apon the sequel - the story of Ryan and Adam's Not-Child and his journey to help his beloved Treewhisker to become an elf again~
Trihan
"It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey...stuff."
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Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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Liberty
Also, Craze, there goes my hope to see World Song finished. Instead I shall wait apon the sequel - the story of Ryan and Adam's Not-Child and his journey to help his beloved Treewhisker to become an elf again~


I fear for your taste in games!
So like these fucking ninjas have been kidnapping sexy catgirls from all across the kingdom. The king is like totally pissed off about this but his army are like a bunch of retards who can't do anything right. So instead he's sending four sixteen year old kids with wooden swords, cloth armor and two healing potions to find the secret ninja base, fuck their shit up and save all the catgirls. So yeah this going to be fucking EPIC!

Edit: Sorry I misunderstood the topic and fired that off from the top of my head. No game like that exists but feel free to make it if you want. :P
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