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[EPIC POEM] - MR. KENTON ANDERSON: A BELATED BIRTHDAY POEM
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CloseMr. Kenton Anderson:
A Belated Birthday Poem
A Short Poem Written By: Addit
Proofread By: Addit
Fondled By: Addit
It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these…
HERE GOES NOTHING!!!
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Your Birthday has come and past.
And so too, does that belt on that rather crude strap.
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Lord and master of all “Real Men”.
But why is he no master of the “Woman?”
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Proud maker of “Hero’s Realm”.
Where’s be the second realms?
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Huddled in bed.
Where he be hearing “Visions & Voices” instead.
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Off to Vegas!
Where is wife goes, he surly “hates” it.
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Is that your real color on your head?
Or are you just “balding” instead?
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Has so many things.
Even I wouldn’t care to dream.
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Always a ladies man.
But never could ever get his garden tool to open his shed.
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
I’d best better stop.
Or the banhammer might suddenly drop.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PUMPKIN!!!
A Belated Birthday Poem
A Short Poem Written By: Addit
Proofread By: Addit
Fondled By: Addit
It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these…
HERE GOES NOTHING!!!
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Your Birthday has come and past.
And so too, does that belt on that rather crude strap.
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Lord and master of all “Real Men”.
But why is he no master of the “Woman?”
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Proud maker of “Hero’s Realm”.
Where’s be the second realms?
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Huddled in bed.
Where he be hearing “Visions & Voices” instead.
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Off to Vegas!
Where is wife goes, he surly “hates” it.
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Is that your real color on your head?
Or are you just “balding” instead?
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Has so many things.
Even I wouldn’t care to dream.
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
Always a ladies man.
But never could ever get his garden tool to open his shed.
Mr. Anderson, Mr. Anderson.
I’d best better stop.
Or the banhammer might suddenly drop.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PUMPKIN!!!
:>
..except for the balding part. I have thick luscious hair - if fact, I have to get it thinned out whenever I get a haircut to keep in manageable.
..except for the balding part. I have thick luscious hair - if fact, I have to get it thinned out whenever I get a haircut to keep in manageable.
Lucky son-of-a...
I'm almost 27 and my hair is starting to slowly go. Oh well... Thick luscious hair is overrated, I say.
I'm almost 27 and my hair is starting to slowly go. Oh well... Thick luscious hair is overrated, I say.
Just only in 47 of the 50 states that passed "WIP's Law". Apparently, I'm outlawed in Mexico. And I'm not even allowed to even set foot in Guam and the Cayman Islands for some reason.
Oh, and don't forget "Karsuman's Beach House." I'm not allowed to go there, either... :(
(BTW, I miss those guys; it's just not the same without them...)
Oh, and don't forget "Karsuman's Beach House." I'm not allowed to go there, either... :(
(BTW, I miss those guys; it's just not the same without them...)
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