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CloseSolution: I'm sure it wil be all nice and toasty. Don't even bother proceeding with caution.
Problem: My roommate smells weird.
Problem: My roommate smells weird.
MajoracanKing
201
Solution:Tell him/her/it to bathe more often
Problem: I don't know if we are awake walking through a dream world or if we are dream walking through a awake world
Problem: I don't know if we are awake walking through a dream world or if we are dream walking through a awake world
Avee
5794
(Yo, solutions must be funny. Make 'em witty or absurd or whatever as long as it isn't a realistic, logical answer. On the other hand, problems can be real or fictional)
Solution: You might want to sleep on this one.
Problem: I think my wife is cheating on me. What should I do?
Solution: You might want to sleep on this one.
Problem: I think my wife is cheating on me. What should I do?
demonlord5000
680
Solution: Tell her to get back to the kitchen and make you a sandwich.
Problem: I can never stop thinking about things (my minds always going), and it keeps me away at night.
Problem: I can never stop thinking about things (my minds always going), and it keeps me away at night.
Solution: Better break out the chloroform then.
Problem: Which is a more suitable type of animal to train to drive a truck: A monkey, a parrot or a squirrel?
Problem: Which is a more suitable type of animal to train to drive a truck: A monkey, a parrot or a squirrel?
Solution: Non of those, you will need a giraffe (and a hole in the roof).
Problem: I need more ways to stalk my bf.
Problem: I need more ways to stalk my bf.
Solution: Convince him the apocalypse has occurred and you need him to stay in your basement until the aliens have been fought off. They incinerate men on sight but women are unaffected somehow.
Problem: Oh noes! I'm having troubles drawing steampunk machines crossed with Ruth Goldberg machines. What do I do internet?!
Problem: Oh noes! I'm having troubles drawing steampunk machines crossed with Ruth Goldberg machines. What do I do internet?!
demonlord5000
680
Solution: Go on a quest to find the legendary magical golden paintbrush which automatically draws according to your thoughts, and at the end brings said drawings to life. Just a small reprecussion and not something that could take over the world I assure you.
Problem: I desire to become a legendary swordsman but lack to means to achieve this feat. The solution must also make me surpass every other swordsman in history. Need assistance asap so that I may accompany link to save our world from a deceptive thief.
Problem: I desire to become a legendary swordsman but lack to means to achieve this feat. The solution must also make me surpass every other swordsman in history. Need assistance asap so that I may accompany link to save our world from a deceptive thief.
Solution: Why be a legendary swordsman when you can have...A GUN!!! *Pew-pew*
Problem: Is it possible to be "double red carded" in soccer? And if so, what do I have to do to get one?
Problem: Is it possible to be "double red carded" in soccer? And if so, what do I have to do to get one?
Solution: Yes, if you're on Mars. You won't be able to tell the difference between the red and yellow cards. And the change in location won't make the referees any better than they're on Earth ... You need to get Virgin Galactic to start flying there and arrange the following friendly match on pay-per-view to fund your quest: Earthlings vs. Martians All-Stars.
Problem: What is the meaning of life?
Problem: What is the meaning of life?
demonlord5000
680
Solution: There is no solution. That is not a problem, but instead just your own personal dilemma. Instead of coming up with a solution for a problem that is not a problem, I will instead make you read a long list of reasons on why it isn't a problem. *insert 200 reasons on why its not here*
Problem: I lost to that dasterdly thief because addit sold me a water gun. Now I need help selling said water gun for a good price so I can buy sword lessons.
Problem: I lost to that dasterdly thief because addit sold me a water gun. Now I need help selling said water gun for a good price so I can buy sword lessons.
Arandomgamemaker
1629
Solution: Attach a cat to the water gun and threaten to spray the cat if they don't give you money. Works every time.
Problem: I stepped on a Lego and now my foot has turned a nasty green. Help!
Problem: I stepped on a Lego and now my foot has turned a nasty green. Help!
Solution: Wait until Halloween night and paint the rest of your body to go treat or treating as either the Hulk or Slimer. After that, step on another Lego with the other foot so it also turns a nasty green, so that you have matching feet.
Problem: So much to do, so little time ...
Problem: So much to do, so little time ...
thatbennyguy
1612
Solution: All you need is a wormhole, the Large Hadron Collider or a rocket that goes really, really fast.
Problem: My finals exam is tomorrow, and I haven't started studying. How do I ace the test?
Problem: My finals exam is tomorrow, and I haven't started studying. How do I ace the test?
MajoracanKing
201
Solution: you don't or you can cheat off the n**** next to you.
Problem: I am asking for avocados in a world of onions
Problem: I am asking for avocados in a world of onions
Solution: Turn an onion into an avocado... WITH YOUR MIND.
Problem: I just accidentally a drumstick soup.
Problem: I just accidentally a drumstick soup.
Solution: When one accidentally drumstick soup, one can only undo such a thing by with mouth.
Problem: Oh fiddlesticks, only vampires can make me happy and they don't appear to exist.
Problem: Oh fiddlesticks, only vampires can make me happy and they don't appear to exist.
demonlord5000
680
Solution: Allow several things to bite you in the neck, and hope the mixed injections turn you into a vampire. If you can't find an existing vampire, then simply turn yourself into one.
Problem: I seek to plant a money tree, but none of my attempts have yet to produce a tree that grows money. I need assistance since I can't seem to figure out the method to creating one.
Problem: I seek to plant a money tree, but none of my attempts have yet to produce a tree that grows money. I need assistance since I can't seem to figure out the method to creating one.
Solution: Magically transport yourself into Animal Crossing, go find a shiny hole, and bury money in it. Instant money tree.
Problem: I've watched all the Full Metal Alchemist there is to watch, and now I feel empty inside. What can I watch instead?
Problem: I've watched all the Full Metal Alchemist there is to watch, and now I feel empty inside. What can I watch instead?
thatbennyguy
1612
Solution: The hottest new hit show is called Eyelids, and it's several seasons in. The next season airs when you close your eyes and actually get some sleep for once instead of watching all these damn TV shows all the time.
Problem: I want to find the solution to this problem, but it is the solution to this problem, which is the solution to this problem, which is the solution to the problem, which is the solution to this problem, which is the solution to this problem, so how can I find it if it has already been found, by finding it until it has already been found, by finding it until it has already been found?
Problem: I want to find the solution to this problem, but it is the solution to this problem, which is the solution to this problem, which is the solution to the problem, which is the solution to this problem, which is the solution to this problem, so how can I find it if it has already been found, by finding it until it has already been found, by finding it until it has already been found?
