VOICE ACTING SCENARIOS WANTED.

Heyo, I want to record myself voice acting for various reasons but I'm in a bit of a bind, I have no good "Scenario" ideas, as in what to sound like and to say.

So, I'd like YOU guys to give me simple scenarios. I will attempt any accent, I can't go very high but I can go pretty low. Anyways give me something like:

"You're an old man yelling at them young whippersnappers."

Then I'll record my voice yelling that line, and once I get like 10 recordings I'll compile them into a video for your amusement. Be as creative as you like! Just don't tell me to say anything derogatory. A sample of terrible, terrible, horrid, repulsive, wretched voice acting of mine and some good bits of my sister's voices are here:

This is creative, right?