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GOURD'S QUEST 4 W/ NEW SUNACTION!
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-do your now patented soccer kick to the nuts
Your desire to kick groins takes over and you launch yourself at one of the leather heads. Or, to be specific, at the space between its legs. You make solid contact and smile visibly as you feel this, but... the leatherhead begins cackling! Is a kick to the groin for them some strange aphrodisiac aimed to take power away from a kick to the balls? What sick twisted alien race is this?! As you think about this, the leatherhead you attacked punches you square in the chest and sends you flying back to the wall of the escape pods. You ended up behind Malcolm somehow and he laughs at your failure.
"I'll just magically beat the aliens~<3" he mocks. Soon after he pulls out his machine gun and demolishes the 2 aliens with more force than you think was necessary. Show-off! Strangely enough, the aliens are bleeding red blood. Not some weird alien blood or something.
You stand up and dust yourself off before you begin down the hallway once again.
"Really? You're still going to try and go on your own even after running into those abominations?" You shoot him a look that seems to say "Duh." and he sighs in response declaring, "Women!" Then, looks as if he's thinking before he shoves a map of the Space Station into your hands. "You're going to need this if you even want a chance to get around." he pauses before he asks "You... do know how to read a map, right?"
"Of course I know how to read a map!" you holler at him before storming off down the hallway. You get to the first intersection before you take the map out and turn left. Immediately after you turn the corner you can hear Malcolm snicker. Looking up from your map, you can see that you've run into a dead end. Wait, shouldn't Cashmera be able to give you directions? Why do you even need this stupid map?
Options:
> Return to Malcolm (for whatever reason)
> Go to the Telecommunications Room
> Go to the Food Court (There isn't a pizza place)
> Go to the Ammunition Room
> Go to Valerie's Quarters
> Go to the Control Room
> Other: Do as you'd like!
Your desire to kick groins takes over and you launch yourself at one of the leather heads. Or, to be specific, at the space between its legs. You make solid contact and smile visibly as you feel this, but... the leatherhead begins cackling! Is a kick to the groin for them some strange aphrodisiac aimed to take power away from a kick to the balls? What sick twisted alien race is this?! As you think about this, the leatherhead you attacked punches you square in the chest and sends you flying back to the wall of the escape pods. You ended up behind Malcolm somehow and he laughs at your failure.
"I'll just magically beat the aliens~<3" he mocks. Soon after he pulls out his machine gun and demolishes the 2 aliens with more force than you think was necessary. Show-off! Strangely enough, the aliens are bleeding red blood. Not some weird alien blood or something.
You stand up and dust yourself off before you begin down the hallway once again.
"Really? You're still going to try and go on your own even after running into those abominations?" You shoot him a look that seems to say "Duh." and he sighs in response declaring, "Women!" Then, looks as if he's thinking before he shoves a map of the Space Station into your hands. "You're going to need this if you even want a chance to get around." he pauses before he asks "You... do know how to read a map, right?"
"Of course I know how to read a map!" you holler at him before storming off down the hallway. You get to the first intersection before you take the map out and turn left. Immediately after you turn the corner you can hear Malcolm snicker. Looking up from your map, you can see that you've run into a dead end. Wait, shouldn't Cashmera be able to give you directions? Why do you even need this stupid map?
Options:
> Return to Malcolm (for whatever reason)
> Go to the Telecommunications Room
> Go to the Food Court (There isn't a pizza place)
> Go to the Ammunition Room
> Go to Valerie's Quarters
> Go to the Control Room
> Other: Do as you'd like!
>Go to the telecommunications room, AND use it to call a decent pizza place on earth and ask for delivery, PRONTO!
Mr_SuNa
50
go to telecommunications to get a pizza
You will have your pizza come hell or high water. You throw the map to the floor and pull out your phone, asking for directions. Cashmera kindly gives you directions through this maze of a ship. You find yourself in front of the telecommunications with Malcolm already there waiting for you.
"I figured you would show up here to try to order pizza." He tells you.
You feel like screaming. You don't know if it is because you are easy to read because he could read you. You decide it is because he can read you. You muster on past him and into the telecommunications room, and face first into three more leather heads.
options
> patented kick
> scream
> take one of Malcolm's weapons to use
> have Malcolm kill it
>"sigh" do what you will
You will have your pizza come hell or high water. You throw the map to the floor and pull out your phone, asking for directions. Cashmera kindly gives you directions through this maze of a ship. You find yourself in front of the telecommunications with Malcolm already there waiting for you.
"I figured you would show up here to try to order pizza." He tells you.
You feel like screaming. You don't know if it is because you are easy to read because he could read you. You decide it is because he can read you. You muster on past him and into the telecommunications room, and face first into three more leather heads.
options
> patented kick
> scream
> take one of Malcolm's weapons to use
> have Malcolm kill it
>"sigh" do what you will
Stop getting in my way for pizza, you stupid aliens! I WANT PIZZA!!!
>Enter in Super Tantrum Mode induced by lack of pizza to scare the aliens away!
>Enter in Super Tantrum Mode induced by lack of pizza to scare the aliens away!
*SIGH* I hope this is ready by the time I finish my beauty sleep (which is my normal sleep... :P) or I swear I'll engage in Super Tantrum Mode myself!
P.S. : And you better don't post any jokes about me just because I said "beauty sleep"!
P.S. : And you better don't post any jokes about me just because I said "beauty sleep"!
...I am going to make every joke about you now, Ilan!
>Enter in Super Tantrum Mode induced by lack of pizza to scare the aliens away!
You enter Super Tantrum Mode and begin kicking and screaming at the aliens. They start feeling awkward, but when they realize you're their enemy they stop caring. They all make some weird clicking war call in unison and charge you. Their arms all transform into grotesque spines and you're stabbed three times in the abdomen. Oh boy!
"A-ahhhh!" you scream loud enough to hurt Cashmera's "ears".
"Ow. }: Are you okay?" She asks from your back pocket.
Malcolm clears the room of all three leatherheads and sighs loudly.
"God, you're stupid," then he proceeds to take out some weird gel and try to touch your puncture wounds with it.
"Hey, don't touch it!" you whine and grab his arm.
"You're going to die if I don't apply it, stupid!" you think on this and decide living is better than dying. You allow him to continue. M&M gets closer to you and goes to work. OW! It burns a lot.
"Nhhhhh!" you whimper in pain and clutch at his arm again instinctively.
"S-sorry." he says as he makes a strangely worried face and continues. Wait, did he just say "sorry"?
Options:
> Continue on quest for pizza after wound is treated
> Declare he must have really liked the kiss from earlier
> Kick him in the balls. The time is right.
> Other! Other! Do something else!
>Enter in Super Tantrum Mode induced by lack of pizza to scare the aliens away!
You enter Super Tantrum Mode and begin kicking and screaming at the aliens. They start feeling awkward, but when they realize you're their enemy they stop caring. They all make some weird clicking war call in unison and charge you. Their arms all transform into grotesque spines and you're stabbed three times in the abdomen. Oh boy!
"A-ahhhh!" you scream loud enough to hurt Cashmera's "ears".
"Ow. }: Are you okay?" She asks from your back pocket.
Malcolm clears the room of all three leatherheads and sighs loudly.
"God, you're stupid," then he proceeds to take out some weird gel and try to touch your puncture wounds with it.
"Hey, don't touch it!" you whine and grab his arm.
"You're going to die if I don't apply it, stupid!" you think on this and decide living is better than dying. You allow him to continue. M&M gets closer to you and goes to work. OW! It burns a lot.
"Nhhhhh!" you whimper in pain and clutch at his arm again instinctively.
"S-sorry." he says as he makes a strangely worried face and continues. Wait, did he just say "sorry"?
Options:
> Continue on quest for pizza after wound is treated
> Declare he must have really liked the kiss from earlier
> Kick him in the balls. The time is right.
> Other! Other! Do something else!
author=Gourd_Clae
...I am going to make every joke about you now, Ilan!
*with Darth Vader's voice* NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>Declare he must have really liked the kiss from earlier
Ok, this is the last time I choose two times in a row, I just wanted to pick that choice. Now, to sleep...
P.S. : This one was for you, Liberty. ;)
author=Liberty
Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen~ Just ignore the fact that ever happened (then bring it up at the worst possible time. Mufufufufu~<3 )
Mr_SuNa
50
> declare he liked the kiss from earlier
You can't help yourself. "You liked my kiss didn't you? You so did." You say and you realize it was more mumbling than talking. M&M says something back, but you can't hear it. Blackness consumes your vision and you are lost to the outside world. You are suddenly sitting in a field surrounded by long grass. There is this man sitting next to you. He is extremely thin but very cut, bald and you think he would stand about.6 ft. If he were to stand up. He is shortness and wearing baggy black pants with no shoes or socks. He looks over at you and makes a few clicking noises, then clears his throat .
"Hello Valerie." He says
"What do you want with me?!" You shout.
"We want to breed." He tells you.
"Fat chance! I'm not about to do that with one of you things!" You exclaim.
He looks at you with a hint of sorrow. "You don't have to do that with us, you are already impregnated, when you were stabbed about an egg was placed into your uterus and now you wait for it to hatch. Another side effect is I am able to telepathically communicate with you, I am leader of my race and able to talk to those who bare my children. Believe me I only want to help you."
Perspective change!
You are staring at Valerie's unconscious form, you had already finished supplying the gel and she has't woken up. Looks like you'll have to carry her, but to where?
options:
> back to the shuttle
> escape pods
> medical bay
> other I guess if you really want to...
Someone name the species and someone name the leader.
You can't help yourself. "You liked my kiss didn't you? You so did." You say and you realize it was more mumbling than talking. M&M says something back, but you can't hear it. Blackness consumes your vision and you are lost to the outside world. You are suddenly sitting in a field surrounded by long grass. There is this man sitting next to you. He is extremely thin but very cut, bald and you think he would stand about.6 ft. If he were to stand up. He is shortness and wearing baggy black pants with no shoes or socks. He looks over at you and makes a few clicking noises, then clears his throat .
"Hello Valerie." He says
"What do you want with me?!" You shout.
"We want to breed." He tells you.
"Fat chance! I'm not about to do that with one of you things!" You exclaim.
He looks at you with a hint of sorrow. "You don't have to do that with us, you are already impregnated, when you were stabbed about an egg was placed into your uterus and now you wait for it to hatch. Another side effect is I am able to telepathically communicate with you, I am leader of my race and able to talk to those who bare my children. Believe me I only want to help you."
Perspective change!
You are staring at Valerie's unconscious form, you had already finished supplying the gel and she has't woken up. Looks like you'll have to carry her, but to where?
options:
> back to the shuttle
> escape pods
> medical bay
> other I guess if you really want to...
Someone name the species and someone name the leader.
Mr_SuNa
50
author=Ilan14
*SIGH* I hope this is ready by the time I finish my beauty sleep (which is my normal sleep... :P) or I swear I'll engage in Super Tantrum Mode myself!
P.S. : And you better don't post any jokes about me just because I said "beauty sleep"!
Listen sleeping beauty, you are just asking for jokes by saying this.
Carry her to the medical bay.
Leader's Name: Muaado Belf'are
because serious what is an alien without an apostrophe in their name?
Leader's Name: Muaado Belf'are
because serious what is an alien without an apostrophe in their name?
> Carry her to the medical bay.
You scoop up Valerie and jog through the maze of hallways. You get lost once or twice because you no longer have your map that miss princess threw onto the ground. You have to sneak around a few of the Lupricobras on your way there, but that's no problem for a hero like you! You smirk as you think this. Then you frown at the girl you are carrying. God if she isn't aggravating! Even as she's unconscious, she's snoring really loud and it's making it pretty hard to sneak around. Regardless, you make it to the Medical Bay without much trouble. You're about to enter a room before you realize there are a ton of Lupricobras in this place. You shoot them all until they are dead. Wonderful! You lay Valerie in a bed before you check to make sure the aliens are actually dead. Weird... one of them is wearing a rainbow nurse's uniform. There's a tranquilizer gun on it! You snatch it up and you wonder if the other aliens have anything on them.
Options:
> Check other aliens for goodies
> Prepare Escape Pods
> Try and treat Valerie some more
> Other
You scoop up Valerie and jog through the maze of hallways. You get lost once or twice because you no longer have your map that miss princess threw onto the ground. You have to sneak around a few of the Lupricobras on your way there, but that's no problem for a hero like you! You smirk as you think this. Then you frown at the girl you are carrying. God if she isn't aggravating! Even as she's unconscious, she's snoring really loud and it's making it pretty hard to sneak around. Regardless, you make it to the Medical Bay without much trouble. You're about to enter a room before you realize there are a ton of Lupricobras in this place. You shoot them all until they are dead. Wonderful! You lay Valerie in a bed before you check to make sure the aliens are actually dead. Weird... one of them is wearing a rainbow nurse's uniform. There's a tranquilizer gun on it! You snatch it up and you wonder if the other aliens have anything on them.
Options:
> Check other aliens for goodies
> Prepare Escape Pods
> Try and treat Valerie some more
> Other
> Try and treat Valerie some more
Something's wrong with her... well, something less noticeable, probably.
Something's wrong with her... well, something less noticeable, probably.
Wait, you said Rainbow Nurse Uniform!?
Oh my god! What the hell are these aliens doing with people!?
Oh my god! What the hell are these aliens doing with people!?
Mr_SuNa
50
> try and treat Valerie some more
If she is't waking up something must be wrong. Unless, she would't pretend to sleep just.so ou had to carry her? No she wouldn't do that. You collect a few random bottles from the medicine cabinet. Hoping this won't kill her you're a soldier not a doctor. You place the bottles on the table and grab a syringe. You suck some of the clear liquid out into the syringe. You ready yourself in case something goes wrong. You lower the tip of syringe to her arm.
Perspective change!
"Want to help me? Then take out the egg." You tell the man
"I can't we need that child, that's why we hunted you down." He tells you
" I'm flattered you decided to attack a whole race to find me but this is seriously messed up!" You exclaim.
"It is not messed up it is life, you are giving life to our species." He says.
"What does that mean?" You ask. Before he can answer you are pulled away back to the real world.
You wake up to see M&M about to give you an injection. You let out a scream and he jumps back dropping the syringe.
Options:
> another scrotum punch
> ask him what's going on
> tell him whatvyou were told
> other do whatevs
If she is't waking up something must be wrong. Unless, she would't pretend to sleep just.so ou had to carry her? No she wouldn't do that. You collect a few random bottles from the medicine cabinet. Hoping this won't kill her you're a soldier not a doctor. You place the bottles on the table and grab a syringe. You suck some of the clear liquid out into the syringe. You ready yourself in case something goes wrong. You lower the tip of syringe to her arm.
Perspective change!
"Want to help me? Then take out the egg." You tell the man
"I can't we need that child, that's why we hunted you down." He tells you
" I'm flattered you decided to attack a whole race to find me but this is seriously messed up!" You exclaim.
"It is not messed up it is life, you are giving life to our species." He says.
"What does that mean?" You ask. Before he can answer you are pulled away back to the real world.
You wake up to see M&M about to give you an injection. You let out a scream and he jumps back dropping the syringe.
Options:
> another scrotum punch
> ask him what's going on
> tell him whatvyou were told
> other do whatevs
The way this has been going down? Clearly...
> Scrotum-punch-reflex ACTION! Er, THEN ask what's going on!
> Scrotum-punch-reflex ACTION! Er, THEN ask what's going on!
> Scrotum-punch-reflex ACTION! Er, THEN ask what's going on!
Without even thinking, your hand flies out and annihilates M&M's scrotals!
"What's going on?!" you ask in a loud voice.
"U-ugu...!" Malcolm recovers himself somehow and says, "I'm trying to HELP YOU! Now stop punching me in the balls!" he growls at you.
"Oh, that was just a reflex." you say as you examine your nails.
"Yeah, sure." Malcolm sighs. "So, are you still insisting on staying on this dumb ship, princess? You need real medical attention not me."
Options:
> Ask to have egg removed
> Agree to leave with him
> Attempt to run off
> Le other action~
Without even thinking, your hand flies out and annihilates M&M's scrotals!
"What's going on?!" you ask in a loud voice.
"U-ugu...!" Malcolm recovers himself somehow and says, "I'm trying to HELP YOU! Now stop punching me in the balls!" he growls at you.
"Oh, that was just a reflex." you say as you examine your nails.
"Yeah, sure." Malcolm sighs. "So, are you still insisting on staying on this dumb ship, princess? You need real medical attention not me."
Options:
> Ask to have egg removed
> Agree to leave with him
> Attempt to run off
> Le other action~
Mr_SuNa
50
> demand the man who knows nothing about medicine get an egg out of you
"Umm, I have two problems with that first, I don't know anything about the medical field, second this is't the most sterile place in the world" he tells you.
"We have to do something, I refuse to give birth, I haven't done that yet!" You shout
"Well maybe you won't give birth to it, maybe it will pop out of your chest." He muses.
You give him an appalled look, seriously considering using your patented kick. "Do you not know anything about how this works?" You ask managing to control yourself.
"Nope this is new to me." He informs you.
The sound of running feet interrupts the conversation as a young man bursts into the room. MMalcolm sir! We need your hel-" he is cut off as a bone like swords appears through his throat. His eyes go wide, then glaze over as he falls to the floor. The alien retrieves its sword and walks towards M&M. He pulls his red handled machete from its death and ready himself. The alien makes the first move with a side cut. Malcolm carries it then slices diagonally across the things chest. It lets out a high pitched click then goes for a series of swings. Malcolm block's every shot then kicked the alien's feet out from under him. M&M decapitates the alien with a flick of the wrist.
"We need to get out of here." He says as he puts his machine away.
Where too?
Options:
> to the bridge
> escape pods
> the hangar
> other, where ever I guess
"Umm, I have two problems with that first, I don't know anything about the medical field, second this is't the most sterile place in the world" he tells you.
"We have to do something, I refuse to give birth, I haven't done that yet!" You shout
"Well maybe you won't give birth to it, maybe it will pop out of your chest." He muses.
You give him an appalled look, seriously considering using your patented kick. "Do you not know anything about how this works?" You ask managing to control yourself.
"Nope this is new to me." He informs you.
The sound of running feet interrupts the conversation as a young man bursts into the room. MMalcolm sir! We need your hel-" he is cut off as a bone like swords appears through his throat. His eyes go wide, then glaze over as he falls to the floor. The alien retrieves its sword and walks towards M&M. He pulls his red handled machete from its death and ready himself. The alien makes the first move with a side cut. Malcolm carries it then slices diagonally across the things chest. It lets out a high pitched click then goes for a series of swings. Malcolm block's every shot then kicked the alien's feet out from under him. M&M decapitates the alien with a flick of the wrist.
"We need to get out of here." He says as he puts his machine away.
Where too?
Options:
> to the bridge
> escape pods
> the hangar
> other, where ever I guess
