ENJOY THE RAMBLINGS OF STREAM-OF-CONSCIOUSNESS CONTEST REVIEWING.

So I was looking through some old documents on my hard drive and came across a file I wrote while playing entries for a contest which was apparently badaptations of movies or TV shows. I don't remember any of these games but going by what I wrote I would totally play them again. Enjoy!

24 the RPG

Impressions

The little character at the beginning ruins the mood.

Use of an actual voiceover was a cool idea.

The photographic facesets are awesome.

An item called Commercial Break? GENIUS.

Skills called Bauerisms, I love it.

Haha, he's carrying a man bag.

Haha, the item names are brilliant.

The gun animation takes just a little too long to end.

I've never seen a cop who could heal people before.

Given the sameness of the enemies the encounter rate is a bit high.

The random dungeons are getting boring now.

Okay, I chuckled at the welfare moms line.

ROFL God.

...that was easy.

Hahahaha bluff. This is great.

Final dammit and game over. Perfection.

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WWF vs WWF impressions

Concept is amazing. I wish I'd thought of this.

Sim RPG Maker 95? This is going to be interesting.

Haha, Bret the Hitman Hart just punched a crocodile.

And then Ric Flair KICKED A BEAR IN THE FACE. I love this.

It's getting a bit boring now.

I hope to god this is the only map.

Fuck yeah 60 damage critical elbow drop!

62 damage! You go, Razor Ramon.

Aww, fuck, I have to put Hart back round the other side to kill that porcupine.

Victoly!

Haha, love the end message.

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127 Hours the game impressions

We've got grammar rivalling jomarcenter's here. :D

Funky music.

Choices, choices...

That was beautiful.

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Eternal Sorrow impressions

Hey, the protagonist has the same name as me!

I wonder who that person on the right is criticising all the narrative decisions.

Why is a school student equipped with medieval armour?

Why am I killing teachers?

Why are these desks laid out like they're only there to impede my progress?

Oh hey a person. Oh, he's wondering the same thing as me.

That's the worst floor plan for a school I've ever seen.

Oh, this dude looks ominous.

Oh, it's a chick.

SpiralbladespiralbladespiralbladespiralbladespiralbladespiralbladeVICTORY

I...have no idea why I just did all that. Yay!

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Something Completely Insane

Oh god, Justin Bieber as a chipmunk. This is awesome.

CHRIST MY EYES THAT SYSTEM COLOUR IS HIDEOUS

Haha, I love the menu options and names for things. Not sure what to think about not have any talentz. Is this a SUBTLE DIG at Ms Gomez?

Fucking hell I can feel myself growing breasts just looking at the menu.

Did...I just eat a fangirl?

So Selena Gomez lives in a house in the sky and her bedroom is filled with gold bars? Seems legit.

Beautiful looping on the background there, I can barely tell it's a scrolling image.

Okay, now I'm just getting dizzy.

I am eating fangirls by the truckload.

Haha, paparazzi.

Why do all these contest entries have super fucking high encounter rates when there are only like a couple of enemy types?

Where the fuck am I meant to be going?

Ah, think I got it now.

133 fangirls eaten!

Hahaha, Justin Bieber has a "put lipstick on" command too. I want this game to win.

EVIL FLYING PAPARAZZI

Okay, the hater chickens are annoying as fuck when they cluster around you.

Fucking chickens!

I'm down to 58 fangirls. :(

I have no idea where the fuck I'm going and that song is starting to give me a headache.

93 lawsuits. XD

And I went in a fucking circle.

These battles are honestly putting me to sleep now.

Please make it stop...

Oh thank christ I'm out of there.

...is Justin wearing a dress?

I AM SO UPSET I WILL EAT SOME FANS

Why am I still playing this?

Uh...what do I do now? I can't leave and Justin doesn't do anything.

Fuck it, I'm done. I'm guessing the events are bugged here.

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Twhylight impressions

I can already tell I'm going to enjoy this from the name alone.

Which seat will I taaaaaake?

That was disappointingly short. :(

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Celestial Descent impressions

Can't play it because I don't have the RTP.

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Always Sunny in Philadelphia impressions

I've never seen the show so I can't comment on how good an adaptation it is, but that was pretty funny.

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force impressions

What...the...fuck...

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Terminator impressions

The file monster cannot be opened (crashed)

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Batman RPG impressions

Easy mode for me! Bring on the elevator!

Batman doesn't swear! :o

Hahahaha I see what you did there.

Let's try hard mode.

You're going down, Bitch with some claws!

Come to my aid, Captain America!

Joker killed me. :(

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Van Helsing impressions

Ohh, it's anime-style. Clever.

Aww, is that it? I liked what there was of it.

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5cm per second impressions

...there are no words.

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