[POLL] WHAT IS YOUR BMI?

Poll

What is your body mass index? - Results

Undead
1
5%
Shriveled
0
0%
Serious Body Issues
0
0%
Bikini Model
1
5%
Athletic
0
0%
Normal, Appropriate Weight
6
33%
Squishy
7
38%
Pot-Bellied
1
5%
Actually Pretty Fat
1
5%
Spherical
0
0%
DAMN
1
5%

Posts

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LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
02/14/2015 09:42 AM
The other poll about people's weight was poorly worded and didn't account for things like height or age. So I made a "better" one.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
7874
02/14/2015 10:42 AM
Hehehehehehe, squishy Locke.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
02/14/2015 11:16 AM
Excuse me. As you can tell from my avatar, I am obviously a bikini model.
Homunculus
15
02/15/2015 02:24 AM
I selected squishy, but I believe the technical word for me is "fluffy". I'd look smokin' fluffy if I was 5"7 but I'm only 5"2 so I'm just plain fluffy.
turkeyDawg
195
02/15/2015 02:32 AM
You have no option for "big and burly". I mean, yeah, assuming every heavy person is a fatass is pretty accurate to how BMI works, but, yanno, you don't HAVE TO follow its example exactly.

Meanwhile, I have absolutely no idea which of the myriad of underweight options I am.
I guess Serious Body Issues? I mean, I don't actually have Serious Issues, but I've seen people with Serious Issues who were thicker than me, and I still fit into some of my clothes from middle school, so maybe I do have issues?

e: fuck it, Bikini Model, I feel like being a perty lady today.
JJJ7
30
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
02/15/2015 02:44 AM
author=TurkeyDawg
You have no option for "big and burly". I mean, yeah, assuming every heavy person is a fatass is pretty accurate to how BMI works, but, yanno, you don't HAVE TO follow its example exactly.
I think they'd be "athletic", since this is specifically about how fat you are, not how heavy you are.
Davenport
5200
02/15/2015 02:44 AM
The athletic range for most of my life with some variation. I spent most of my
youth doing many creative projects non-school related and playing videogames.
The Seroquil pills that I take adds +50 pounds to my current weight which has
been decreasing gradually in the long run. My height is 5'8".
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