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author=CashmereCat
Throw snowball at Mewt
Fucking Mewt. That loser would probably attack himself if he were capable of hitting anything EVER.
The only cure is more snowballs to the scrotum.
Pow! Right in the kisser!
Mewt takes 1 DAMAGE and now has 2 HP. He is in CRITICAL CONDITION.
Madrine waits. Waits for Mewt's horrible, horrible death. Which is imminent.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHO GAVE MEWT A TURN
Oh whatever, this is his puny movement range.
Here's his pathetic range of stupid attacks that won't hit anything.
You are the most worthless human being ever devised by man.
What will your silly, irrelevant move be?
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author=Cap_H
Mewt wants to talk with Mr. Snowman.
He doesn't appear to have anything interesting to say.
author=Trihanauthor=Cap_HHe doesn't appear to have anything interesting to say.
Mewt wants to talk with Mr. Snowman.
I'd take that to mean WAIT; FACE NORTHEAST. That's just me, though.
Pah, throwing snowballs is for pussies. Are you a pussy? Well, yes. But you're not throwing snowballs either.
Ritz is ready to be ordered to throw a snowball at Mewt. Which Mewt will you throw a snowball at: Mewt, Mewt or Mewt?
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LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Move one tile northwest. Throw snowball at Mewt. End turn facing southwest.
That position should help give the other kids a better line of sight.
That position should help give the other kids a better line of sight.
Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
Picking on Mewt? I thought more highly of you guys.
Just kidding. Kick his ass!
Just kidding. Kick his ass!
author=LockeZ
Move one tile northwest. Throw snowball at Mewt. End turn facing southwest.That position should help give the other kids a better line of sight.
Time to finish this.
Take aim...
FIRE!
Mewt McLoserface takes 1 DAMAGE, and now has a mere 1 HP left. His death will unite us!
Ritz faces her adoring fans.
SOME PLOT OCCURS (I was gonna post sarcastic comments about each screenshot but honestly there are far too many to keep track of so you'll just have to imagine all the witty banter I'm spouting)
(From this point the screenshots will be smaller)
After a shitload of exposition, we're thrown into a battle!
Lunais is first up.
Ouch! That's way more efficient than a snowball!
Enemies aren't allowed to gain exp what is this
Cashmere is up!
Here's his movement range:
Here's his attack range:
He also knows First Aid now somehow.
Its range is thus:
KNOW THY ENEMY:
So what will you do, Cashmere?
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Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
Move two tiles southwest, one tile northwest, attack Lunais, face Northwest.
This would be awesome if you did this on twitch... As long as people didn't interfere with other players characters.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Damn that's a lot of plot
author=Dudesoft
This would be awesome if you did this on twitch... As long as people didn't interfere with other players characters.
I was briefly considering it, but precision movement/actions would take forever and I reckon it would be more of a clusterfuck than its entertainment value. Also I don't know how to do it.
author=Jeroen_Sol
Move two tiles southwest, one tile northwest, attack Lunais, face Northwest.
Movement, check.
Target acquired.
24 DAMAGE! Cashmere is totally ripped like Hercules. Lunais now has a mere 9 HP.
The fuck? 6 EXP? Lunais got 16! JUUUUUDGE!
And now we face this way.
Euver is up.
He moves behind Nameless Kupoguy.
92% chance for 15 damage. That's gonna hurt.
Sure enough, the hurt is applied. Nameless Kupoguy takes 14 DAMAGE and now has 30 HP.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I WANT A RECOUNT
Oh, turns out his name is Montblanc. White...mountain?
He pussies out. I think he's this weird alternate universe's version of Mewt.
Oh wait, ice damage? Interesting.
HOLY FUCK MAGIC IS HAPPENING
It missed Euver but did 23 DAMAGE to Lunais. I'm pretty sure that 9 - 23 is a negative number so he is KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.
The exp gain algorithms in this game seem heavily skewed in favour of our enemies.
1 JP? The fuck is that?
SOME EXPOSITION ON JUDGE POINTS OCCURS
Cashmere echoes our sentiments. (I accidentally overwrote the screenshot showing the Judge announcing that Montblanc got a JP)
Well thanks for the detailed explanation, asshole.
That's better. Combos, huh?
I like the sound of that! Let's combo the shit out of this bitch!
Yes, Cashmere, it's as easy as that. All you have to do is defeat far better-trained and more savage adversaries in a land you've never seen before, governed by laws and customs you're completely unfamiliar with.
Cashmere's up!
What will he do?
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author=CashmereCat
This is interesting...
Move 1 tile NW, 1 tile NE
Attack Lunais
Face Northeast
We have movement.
We have a target.
We have 22 DAMAGE! Euver has 28 HP remaining.
As usual, Cashmere gains 6 measly exp.
He faces his enemy with steely determination in his eyes.
Oh hey the Judge gets a turn too
He runs down here for some reason.
Euver is out for revenge.
He stalks up to Montblanc like a badass.
15 DAMAGE! Montblanc has 29 HP remaining. (wtf did he fully heal after Euver smacked him?)
Once again the horribly unfair exp system rewards our foe.
Sub Zero is up.
He moves away again, presumably to put the freeze on.
wait what is this he knows lightning magic too
Thundeeeeeeeeer!
That is one toasty Bangaa.
23 DAMAGE! Euver has 5 HP remaining.
Montblanc might as well have gained no exp at all.
Cashmere, you're up!
FINISH HIM!
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Jeroen_Sol
Nothing reveals Humanity so well as the games it plays. A game of betrayal, where the most suspicious person is brutally murdered? How savage.
3885
Meaning move 1 tile NE, 2 tiles SE, attack Euver. face SE.
