[WRITER] LOOKING TO HELP ON A PROJECT

Hello and welcome!
Maybe you could help me out with the current game making event, "A Golden Week of RPG Maker 2003".

I need writers who can come up with several short lines: replies to simple questions (4 questions total) about a specific theme (like an interview. I'll say more if you send me a private message).

These lines have to be comedic. Funny.
Use any flavor you want: absurd, awkward, edgy, witty, exaggeration, sarcastic, even meme-related is fine.
You can also write a line with a fictional stereotypical character in mind. For instance, what would a psychopath or pothead say to question X.
Taking lines from tv shows or comedians would be totally fine, but original ones are preferred.
Characters can be male or female.

I just need a large amount of lines, at least 30 per question but ideally over 50. Any help will be accepted and I'll select the best lines to implement into the game (all helpers will be credited).

Please PM me if you're interested and I'll tell you exactly what the game is about and what the 4 questions are.
We have until May 11th to submit the game so I'd need those lines in the next few days if you're willing to help.