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PSA: LOCKEZ IS A PIECE OF EVIL AND DISTURBING TRASH

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It's hard to pick a side between you two loons. You're both so lovable and goony.

Very well, which of you will be my underling once I conquer the world? I will choose that person's side. First come, first served.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
I will be your evil backstabbing court advisor.
Done!

I was missing a reliable one. Now I can say the position is filled. I have updated my title to reflect this. I look forward to the day when you enter my employ, so until then DO NOT LOSE. It would reflect badly on me and I don't suffer imbeciles or losers to remain in my esteemed presence for long.

Go forth and destroy your enemy, lacky'o'mine!

#TeamLockeZ
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
I look forward to betraying you in your sleep! Let this be a short and fruitful relationship for one of us.
Yes indeed.


In other news, currently looking to employ loyal, trustworthy and totally honest bodyguard who likes night hours and is well-versed in all manner of skills, from poison recognition to herbology, potion-making to magic-nullifying and with the ability to move fast, dodge quickly and kill men in mere moments.

In essence I am looking to hire a ninja to watch my room as I slumber. Pay will be very, very, VERY good and I will provide an astonishing amount of benefits to any who gets the job.
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
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author=CashmereCat
Ok I'll be #TeamCraze just because I want to be on the side of RMN's supervillain for once. I got that evil streak.

I don't know, man. Both LockeZ and Craze are evil in their own ways.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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Oh, Liberty. You never should have made a pact with either of them. Just root for the winner. Oh, well, I'm no ninja, but if you're interested, I have abilities the poor fool can't even fathom. And what sorcerer can't identify poisons, doesn't understand herbology and can't mix potions, hmm?

For example, once you need LockeZ incapacitated, the saguaro cactus from the North American desert has an agreeable flavor, but is in the same genus as peyote. Mix some in his drink, and you can dispose of him at your leisure while he tries to sneak away from the dragon that he apparently witnessed take over his kitchen.
Solitayre
Circumstance penalty for being the bard.
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An alliance between LockeZ and Liberty? This cannot stand. If LockeZ becomes Liberty's lackey, this would make it harder for me to surpass her in Makerscore.

Obviously, this means I must support Craze in the coming battle to ensure LockeZ does not survive to become her minion.

Come, Craze. Let us join forces against the forces of evil!

#TeamCraze
Admit it, Soli - you're in it for the lolis~ ;p

@piano: I could take you on as my personal herbologist, but I was thinking a more protective area for the ninja - being able to make sure poison isn't slipped into my evening cuppa tea, for example... and fighting off any ...unwanted guests who may or may not be under the employ of my Grand Vizier or other underlings.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Come on Solitayre, join team Lolitayre.
slash
APATHY IS FOR COWARDS
4158
This is a really tough decision. Normally I would side with the scrappy underdog and IMO it was clearly LockeZ until Liberty signed up with him. Now I'm not so sure... Are the sides imbalanced? Has Liberty upset the delicate positions of power? Who is truly the underdog??

Eh, screw it, #TeamCraze for life. LockeZ makes for a good ally but an even better antagonist.

GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE (except LockeZ)
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
Well let's see so far

Team LockeZ
LockeZ
PiantoTM
Seiromem
LightningLord2
bulmabriefs144
Liberty

Team Craze
Craze
Kylaila
Nessy
CashmereCat
Solitayre
Slash

Teamsomethingaboutfood
Marrend
Sooz
Trihan
Corfaisus

Team eating/watching/betting
unity
Ratty524
Zeigfried_McBacon
Red_Nova
Never Silent


I think it's time to declare, we can't have both vocal Australians on the one team, and I'll go where the Captain leads, so #TeamCraze. (Also I like Purple.)

That and you know, the whole death as a reward thing that LockeZ is espousing is a bit of a turn-off.
Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
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I almost missed this historic event.


#TeamEating/watching/betting
How about some kind of war event like some Multiplayer games do? Each person can pick a side to gather points for LockeZ or Craze and the winner is the one who gained more points.
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
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author=nhubi
Team eating/watching/betting_
NeverSilent


How dare you question my loyalty to the forces of evil, nhubi?! Just because I'm trying to make a few Gold Pieces off of this confrontation on the side?

Go Team Z!
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
I never questioned it, I simply placed you in the team for which you have shown action. Playing both sides against the middle is an age-old tactic, and hardly something to be coy about.
Wait, but if Never Silent joins, there will be 7 on LockeZ's team and 6 on Craze's. As Oracle of Tao, Ambrosia cannot allow this to happen. Therefore, bulma is booted from TeamLockeZ until Craze's has more, then immediately rejoins leaving again if there's too many.


Balance must be maintained
.

#TeamLockeZ #ProvisionalMember #ftw

Oh, wait, nhubi is on Craze, that means I rejoin.
Great to have you on the team, nhubi! Let's join forces for the best evil/superhero on rmn. You have my back

nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
author=bulmabriefs144
Wait, but if Never Silent joins, there will be 7 on LockeZ's team and 6 on Craze's. As Oracle of Tao, Ambrosia cannot allow this to happen. Therefore, bulma is booted from TeamLockeZ until Craze's has more, then immediately rejoins leaving again if there's too many.


You have no concept of loyalty bulma.

author=Kylaila
Great to have you on the team, nhubi! Let's join forces for the best evil/superhero on rmn. You have my back


Working from the shadows and the light, we've got it covered.
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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Solitayre
An alliance between LockeZ and Liberty? This cannot stand. If LockeZ becomes Liberty's lackey, this would make it harder for me to surpass her in Makerscore.

Obviously, this means I must support Craze in the coming battle to ensure LockeZ does not survive to become her minion.

Come, Craze. Let us join forces against the forces of evil!

#TeamCraze


I knew that I could TRUST you, oh SOLITAYRE. You can be an honorary PALADIN.

slash
This is a really tough decision. Normally I would side with the scrappy underdog and IMO it was clearly LockeZ until Liberty signed up with him. Now I'm not so sure... Are the sides imbalanced? Has Liberty upset the delicate positions of power? Who is truly the underdog??

Eh, screw it, #TeamCraze for life. LockeZ makes for a good ally but an even better antagonist.

GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE (except LockeZ)


It is GOOD that you know where the SIDE OF TRUTH is.

nhubi
I think it's time to declare, we can't have both vocal Australians on the one team, and I'll go where the Captain leads, so #TeamCraze. (Also I like Purple.)

That and you know, the whole death as a reward thing that LockeZ is espousing is a bit of a turn-off.


I am PLEASED to have your LOYALTY. My favorite color is YELLOW but my second-favorite is most definitely PURPLE.

LightningLord2
How about some kind of war event like some Multiplayer games do? Each person can pick a side to gather points for LockeZ or Craze and the winner is the one who gained more points.


i was thinking that make the people who declare in this topic BEFORE tonight's reveal will be locked-in, and then we do a (naturally anonymous) poll to vote who actually produced the better *cough hack sputter*. The locked-in supporters of the poll winner then get some sort of small reward. It's like a psychology test...

i haven't actually discussed that with lockez or the staff yet though so that is 100% just an idea. don't take it as sacred word =P

Kylaila
Great to have you on the team, nhubi! Let's join forces for the best evil/superhero on rmn. You have my back


It is only in perception that I was deemed a supervillain. I have always worked toward the betterment of RMN, in aggressive and boisterous ways.