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"YO DR. WATSON READ MY MIND FOR ME KTHNKS"

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Isrieri
"My father told me this would happen."
6155
Personality tests are a fun thing, and this one's run by a super computer or so I heard.

"The IBM Watson Personality Insights service uses linguistic analytics to extract a spectrum of cognitive and social characteristics from the text data that a person generates through blogs, tweets, forum posts, and more."

I plugged in some of my old journal entries and got the following result.

You are a bit compulsive, unpretentious and can be perceived as dependent.

You are self-conscious: you are sensitive about what others might be thinking about you. You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. And you are susceptible to stress: you are easily overwhelmed in stressful situations.

Your choices are driven by a desire for efficiency.

You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you. You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.

Pretty good for a computer reading some teenager's rambling junk. Its like getting your fortune told or something!
Porkate42
Goes inactive at least every 2 weeks
1869
I posted most of my popular youtube comments and some posts/status'/topic on RMN Including my rant on a certain youtuber I dislike
I got this as a result.

"You are a bit compulsive, somewhat indirect and skeptical.

You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. You are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life. And you are self-conscious: you are sensitive about what others might be thinking about you.

Your choices are driven by a desire for prestige.

You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them. You don't find tradition to be particularly motivating for you: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done."



Pretty accurate. (Quote function didn't work for me for some reason).
I just put in a conversation I had over chat with cashi ..

You are a bit compulsive.

You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. You are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life. And you are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you.


.. great work of linguistics, I'd say. Makes me curious.

Adding another.

You are a bit compulsive.

You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. You are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life. And you are proud: you hold yourself in high regard, satisfied with who you are.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you. You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.

Yep .. I think I'll have fun with this thing.
The overview is fairly uniform, but the subcategories are pretty accurate and fascinating.
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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I'll get on this right after I check my daily horoscope.
Points versus the way you say it, hehe.
LouisCyphre
can't make a bad game if you don't finish any games
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You are shrewd and somewhat inconsiderate.

You are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life. You are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life. And you are unconcerned with art: you are less concerned with artistic or creative activities than most people who participated in our surveys.

Your choices are driven by a desire for stability.

You are relatively unconcerned with taking pleasure in life: you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment. You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you.


It's fairly on-the mark, I'd say.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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You are heartfelt, genial and helpful.

You are calm under pressure: you handle unexpected events calmly and effectively. You are self-assured: you tend to feel calm and self-assured. And you are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them.

Your choices are driven by a desire for connectedness.

You are relatively unconcerned with achieving success: you make decisions with little regard for how they show off your talents. You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you.


Of all of the personality tests, this has been the most accurate so far.
Solitayre
Circumstance penalty for being the bard.
18257
I think this is as cool as I did when I posted about it six months ago!

Of course, that version was just a demo.

I fed my last couple reviews into it and this came out.

You are unconventional and somewhat inconsiderate.

You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. You are proud: you hold yourself in high regard, satisfied with who you are. And you are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them.

Your choices are driven by a desire for connectedness.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.
You are shrewd, unconventional and can be perceived as indirect.

You are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life. You are proud: you hold yourself in high regard, satisfied with who you are. And you are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time.

Experiences that give a sense of well-being hold some appeal to you.

You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them. You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.

Feels like something a horoscope would give me. It's mostly accurate, but then again it's not very specific either.
You are heartfelt and shrewd.

You are calm under pressure: you handle unexpected events calmly and effectively. You are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life. And you are proud: you hold yourself in high regard, satisfied with who you are.

You are motivated to seek out experiences that provide a strong feeling of connectedness.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider achieving success to guide a large part of what you do: you seek out opportunities to improve yourself and demonstrate that you are a capable person.

Name
Value

Big 5
Openness
78%
Adventurousness
72%
Artistic interests
11%
Emotionality
17%
Imagination
91%
Intellect
87%
Authority-challenging
36%
Conscientiousness
37%
Achievement striving
33%
Cautiousness
50%
Dutifulness
32%
Orderliness
2%
Self-discipline
15%
Self-efficacy
58%
Extraversion
63%
Activity level
35%
Assertiveness
93%
Cheerfulness
38%
Excitement-seeking
59%
Outgoing
63%
Gregariousness
45%
Agreeableness
22%
Altruism
42%
Cooperation
29%
Modesty
5%
<-- my false modesty is correctly identified by the super computer!
Uncompromising
8%
Sympathy
77%
Trust
15%
Emotional range
21%
Fiery
40%
Prone to worry
9%
< well, this is off by a factor of ten
Melancholy
50%
Immoderation
29%
Self-consciousness
28%
Susceptible to stress
2%

Needs
Challenge
56%
Closeness
57%
Curiosity
24%
Excitement
41%
Harmony
54%
Ideal
25%
Liberty
45%
Love
66%

Practicality
55%
Self-expression
16%
Stability
39%
Structure
36%

Values
Conservation
12%
Openness to change
69%
Hedonism
28%
Self-enhancement
85%
Self-transcendence
84%


aka. smart, imaginative, undisciplined, emotionally stunted. Story of my life. Good job supercomputer!

E:
I added a couple reviews I wrote, too, and the results were a little more accurate:
You are shrewd and heartfelt.

You are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life. You are calm under pressure: you handle unexpected events calmly and effectively. And you are proud: you hold yourself in high regard, satisfied with who you are.

You are motivated to seek out experiences that provide a strong feeling of prestige.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider achieving success to guide a large part of what you do: you seek out opportunities to improve yourself and demonstrate that you are a capable person.

spot on.
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