HERE I AM

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Ok, here I am. And, to paraphrase a good book, the best introduction is always to say who you are. So...

Call me Fermmoylle.

Yes, double M, double L. Old nick used since modems cringed while trying to connect with an astounding 28.8kbps speed. Yes, I'm old. I look to all these kids around me and think they should get off of my lawn.

On the top of it, I'm Brazilian, so forgive me my bad English. I do try my best to learn every day.

My earliest RPG Maker experiences date back to RPGM95--as an user.--RM2K gave me my first attempt at creating a game (at the time, a groundbraking game using RTP only, one of the first games made in Portuguese, called "A última Dama do Fogo"--The Last Lady of Fire, in a rough translation.--the game was based on a novel I was writing at the time. And yes, I'm also a writer, with a few published titles under my real name--Marcelo Paschoalin).

Then I just faded out in the lurking part of the net. I've browsed many RPG Maker forums, I've saw the rise of RM2K3, RMXP, VX, and ignored VX ACE and the newest kid. I liked to read about the systems, the scripts, the curious things creative people liked to do...

And last night, out of nowhere, I've found out RM2K3 was on Steam. Now, you must know I'm mostly a console gamer (nowadays I have a PS3, but I started on an old Atari 2600), and the only game I owned on Steam was Age of Mythology (for research and nostalgic purposes).

Back on my youth, there was no localization of RM2K. I only knew about the software because some Russian guy nicknamed Don Miguel decided to translate the whole thing by not so legal means (to put it lightly). So, the idea of buying RM2K3 started as a simple retribution to the original company: "I was not able to purchase RM2K in the past, but now I can. So, let's do it."

So, here I am. A 36-years old Brazilian novelist who is thinking once again about creating a game. Maybe after all these years lurking (and writing dark fantasy books) I still have the mojo to develop something.

Now, let me give you some random info. I'll state below 2 truths and 1 lie. Consider it a game. Just reply to this topic with the statement you think it's false and let's see if, in a week, you gain a marvelous no-prize.

Also, feel free to ask me anything. I promise I'll answer everything game related.

So here are the 3 statements:
-I own 10 cats and was named Crazy Cat Overlord by one of my friends 'cause of this.
-I'm a Psychologist and I've earned a trophy as best goalkeeper in my youth.
-During an emergency, I helped a lady to give birth to his son--he was named after me.