MEAT YOUR MAKER REVIEW EVENT (WEEK 5 DEER SAUSAGE)

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Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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Guess where this is going. :)

I'm full up on meat. MEAT!
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go...

Zeigfried_McBaconGaMc TL:DR
BilliumwCharacter and Hilarity beat out story in this unique dungeon crawler
suzy_cheesedreamsSimple Fun
IrogWell polished game, fun and challenging
aquatorrentA Tricky, Short, and Enjoyable Game
CorfaisusBold
bodeiaWell worth playing
aquatorrentA Short Game About Commercials
Punk_KricketAn Island Worth Exploring
DyhaltoWhere Thy Hell Dost I Go?
FroggeMy favorite SMBX episode! (?)
Cap_HA Regular McLamb Review
BlobofgooHeld Back from Greatness
MiryafaSo-so. Hopefully a seed for better things in the future.


These fluffy people now have nice racks:

aquatorrent, Billiumw, Blobofgoo, bodeia, Cap_H, Corfaisus, Dyhalto, Frogge, Irog, Miryafa, Punk_Kricket, suzy_cheesedreams, Zeigfried_McBacon


And the winner of the raffle is....



Congrats Dyhalto! Pick your poison from the frontpage. Friend me on Steam if you aren't already.

Achievements will be forthcoming....
Neat. I won RPG Maker VX Ace from the Jam-themed event two years ago, and now I'm getting 2003. At this rate, I'll get them all for free.
Aw... You b*stard - I wanted 2003! Now I’ll have to pay for it like a real person does.

Also, I’ve never heard of Deer Sausage before until just now. Hmm…is it any good?
W-wha-? You live in BC and have never heard of deer sausage? It's like the default meat every hunter orders when they bring their catch to a butcher, and BC is hunter-land.
Well, to be fair, I’m not really the experimental kind of type when it comes to these things. For me, it’s either turkey, beef, steak, chicken, or even more chicken.

But I wonder if places like M&M Meats, or some speciality types of meat shops around here have something like that in stock? I might have to check that out. I doubt that places like Superstore would have that available.
Take every meat you can. Put it all in your mouth. You only live once. Beat your meat.
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
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Taste every meat you can. Eat them for 5 minutes 43 seconds each.
Blobofgoo
Legs are a burden. Return to snek.
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Apparently sharksteak is pretty good from what I've heard.
Here we are, deers:

GretgorA pretty decent short game, with a very good short story
KylailaSolid, but Short
Punk_KricketA small glimpse of what's to come
TheCrimsonValleySome tips for the creator
IrogExcellent atmosphere-story matching
Zeigfried_McBaconThe last king of hyrule tl;dr
CorfaisusDouble Bubble Stubble Trouble
PandoraNirvanaBeautiful but Convoluted
DyhaltoGood Game. Poor Sample.
aquatorrentA Game About Repeating the Same Day Over and Over
AdditSmooth Like Butter
NeverSilentIt's Possible to Be Too Oldschool


These ticks will be getting an achievement:

Addit, aquatorrent, Corfaisus, Dyhalto, Gretgor, Irog, Kylaila, NeverSilent, PandoraNirvana, Punk_Kricket, TheCrimsonValley, Zeigfried_McBacon

And the winner of the week is...



Kylaila! Of course! Congratulations all on another successful summer of reviewing fun!

I will distribute achievements soon, and post a summary shortly.
Frogge
I wanna marry ALL the boys!! And Donna is a meanc
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I forgot to write a review :<
Hot dog! We have a wiener!

PentagonBuddyPretty Sweet
SapphireFalconOne giant sandbox
PancaekInterested to see where this goes
SapphireFalconKindness Kill Review
Irog� is a fun challenge for your brain !
HexatonaLeaves you wanting
SapphireFalconCurse you King Richard!
SapphireFalconWar of Existence Review
Zeigfried_McBaconAirship graveyard tl;dr
KylailaPretty Queen, Working Queen
ArandomgamemakerNot bad for a first game
TungerManU???
MarrendMegaman fight! Ready? GOOOOOO!
KloeAbsolutely Angelic
LibertyLibby and the Pulsating Review
FroggeOverrated?
aquatorrentA Very Short Game With Almot Nothing To Do.
Cap_HGot mashed potatoes
Chivi-chivikI don't understand this copy
XoeisCooIRamblings of a Lunatic (An interportation)
CorfaisusNES Poster Child
SapphireFalconA much needed review
Luiishu535My Favorite RPG Maker Game of All Time...
PancaekGreat questions, terrible answers.
DyhaltoBetter Block Puzzles Than Your RPG
NeverSilentI Have No Words
CorfaisusNES Child Star
CorfaisusBeauty Can't Hide What's Inside.
SapphireFalconBe friendly and social! Or cold and serious...
thesacredloboSacred Reviews: Kindness Kills
thesacredloboSacred Reviews: over.
SapphireFalconA simple monster hunt that later snowballs into something greater
thesacredloboSacred Reviews: Dragon Cult
thesacredloboSacred Reviews: Hold the Line!
ChillyLike playing a brief, experimental creepypasta!
FroggeKindness Kills Kills My Brain
DyhaltoWell, We All Start Somewhere
lanterns22A Great Game that's Often Overlooked
Cap_HA Drive-Thru to Oblivion
AdditWhy Use A Hammer When You Can Just Use A Giant Superball
KylailaCute + Creepy
VolrathA nuanced tale of four people having intense theological debates�and there are a lot of fun puzzles, too!
Zeigfried_McBaconBreaking out tl;dr
TungerManUUnrealistic, 0/10
IrogVery innovative tactical mechanics but poor learning curve
aquatorrentA Short Game About A Skydweller's Revenge
CorfaisusThe Saga Begins
CorfaisusThe Saga Takes Off
CorfaisusThe Saga Dies
SapphireFalconLet me out of here!
SapphireFalconPainting the Convent Red
thesacredloboSacred Reviews: Cootie Patootie
TheCrimsonValleyIt's not bad but..
IrogFun concept that needs implementation improvements
aquatorrentA Puzzle Game With Poor Controls
Luiishu535The Sequel to My Favorite RPG Maker Game
El_WaKaPrincess Ninjato saves SkyRealm Review
El_WaKaTrue Origins Review
DyhaltoPhantasy Short
meakaBeginner's Errors
Zeigfried_McBaconForum Command: The Attack of RMN3 tl;dr
NeverSilentThe Dark Side of a Land Down Under
TungerManUHow the hell do you make a game like this in 2 weeks
KylailaSlow and Simple
SapphireFalconOracle of Askigaga Review
AdditAll My Old Friends Have Now Turned Into Jerks
Zeigfried_McBaconGaMc TL:DR
BilliumwCharacter and Hilarity beat out story in this unique dungeon crawler
suzy_cheesedreamsSimple Fun
IrogWell polished game, fun and challenging
aquatorrentA Tricky, Short, and Enjoyable Game
CorfaisusBold
bodeiaWell worth playing
aquatorrentA Short Game About Commercials
Punk_KricketAn Island Worth Exploring
DyhaltoWhere Thy Hell Dost I Go?
FroggeMy favorite SMBX episode! (?)
Cap_HA Regular McLamb Review
BlobofgooHeld Back from Greatness
MiryafaSo-so. Hopefully a seed for better things in the future.
GretgorA pretty decent short game, with a very good short story
KylailaSolid, but Short
Punk_KricketA small glimpse of what's to come
TheCrimsonValleySome tips for the creator
IrogExcellent atmosphere-story matching
Zeigfried_McBaconThe last king of hyrule tl;dr
CorfaisusDouble Bubble Stubble Trouble
PandoraNirvanaBeautiful but Convoluted
DyhaltoGood Game. Poor Sample.
aquatorrentA Game About Repeating the Same Day Over and Over
AdditSmooth Like Butter
NeverSilentIt's Possible to Be Too Oldschool


The following lucky dogs reviewed games in at least 3 separate weeks to earn the Hot Dog achievement:

Addit, aquatorrent, Cap_H, Corfaisus, Dyhalto, Irog, Kylaila, NeverSilent, SapphireFalcon, TungerManU, Zeigfried_McBacon


From this full list of submitted reviewers, I will be running the Leftover Meat game giveaway. For one week, these hunks will have first dibs on the games in my Steam inventory that I've had trouble giving away. Stay tuned for a new topic on the matter!
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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Wow! How many reviews are those?
I believe it’s around 92 reviews in total.

Also, speaking of wieners and hot dogs, I’m the only one in my household who puts Ketchup on his hot dogs with a little bit of melted, shredded cheese on it along with some mayonnaise as well. Everyone else puts Mustard on theirs. (Freaks.)
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
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Falcon wrote whopping 10 reviews. A delicious number.
And yet he didn't win a single prize D:
Hurray for kentona's outstanding generosity.
F u m8. u fukkin wot? Fite me
Cool! It's my first time sweeping all achievements in an event! It's not that easy for me since i have to make a room to play and review the games between my spare times. Luckily, i found the games quite fast!

Thanks for the event and i'll be waiting for another review event in the future!
I wonder how many unreviewed games got a first review in this event.
I am a little bummed I didn't manage to get the Rack of Lamb. But then I am proud of getting them when I was away in the first place! YAY!

And I got something too~
\ o / For da meat!