WELP~

I couldn't find my medieval servant boy, I even tried searching for him on the internet...

A page is a medieval servant boy xD
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_(servant)

I couldn't find it, so it's 404 Page not found!

WHEN THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND
AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND

HEY

GOT ANY GRAPES?

THE MAN SAID NO WE JUST SELL LEMONADE BUT IT'S COLD AND IT'S FRESH AND IT'S ALL HOMEMADE

COULD I GET YOU A GLASS?

THE DUCK SAID

I'LL PASS

THEN HE WADDLED AWAY
WADDLE WADDLE~

THEN HE WADDLED AWAY
WADDLE WADDLE~

'TILL THE VERY NEXT DAY
BAM BAM BAM BAM BA-BA BAM

author=Hexatona
Oh christ don't get that stuck in my head, not today!

(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No, we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold
And it's fresh
And it’s all home-made. Can I get you
glass?"
The duck said,
“I’ll pass.”

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum Bum da-dum)

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said
"No, like I said yesterday,
We just sell lemonade. OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
“How 'bout, no.”

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT’S IT!
If you don’t stay away, Duck,
I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day,
stuck.
So don’t get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
“Come on duck, let’s walk to the store.
I’ll buy you some grapes
So you won’t have to ask anymore.”
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
“Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...has any… lemonade?”

(Fading)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)

The man said, "IF YOU ASK ME FOR GRAPES ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR BILL TO THE COUNTER."

So the duck asked, "DO YOU HAVE ANY NAILS?"

The man said, "NO."

"DO YOU HAVE ANY GRAPES?"

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man with a piece of asphalt under is arm walks into a bar

he asks the bartender

"Hey, get me a drink, and one for the road!"

Two men walk into a bar, but the third one ducked.

Stick with it for that payoff, people

The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his friend, the forger. The bird he passed along the way was the forger's homing vulture, which was en route to the forger's publisher to make a delivery. Unfortunately, the poor bird had to fly down the stairwell to ground level and out the open terrace since the forger's apartment had no windows. She was carrying some rolled up paper on which her owner had written the perfect end to his prized short story, what's delivery was a mission of utmost importance.

You see, the forger was very proud of this story's ending as it unabashedly mocked the last two novellas in a complete collection written by his far more successful literary rival, *Condolyssa Blackburn*, who had worked to expose the forger's dishonesty by high-hatting his private dealings in said novellas, of which the forger grew thirsty for revenge. This same short story would later assist the forger in framing her for a homicide.

So, the swindler in the stairwell knew of the forger's vulture, but he hated birds and went about swatting and cursing at her for flying around in the building. Though, little did the swindler realize that there was a third crook who had been hiding in the shadows of the stairwell above him. As the swindler rounded the corner and came into view, the young thief named Khan had already lept from the banister one floor up behind the swindler as he planned to knock the swindler down and take his money.

As was indicative of his inexperience, young Khan did not notice the vulture until after he lept from the banister as he was too busy marking the swindler to notice the large bird flying past him on it's way down. The sight of the dutiful bird had caused the swindler to stop and swat and curse, which completely negated Khan's calculated leap, so as he fell toward where the swindler *would* have been had it not been for the vulture, he joined the swindler in cursing wildly at the bird because she had single-wingedly ruined his plan.

Khan's midair cursing fit caught the attention of the swindler who sighted him, and since Khan was quite green and merely half his age, the swindler immediately began talking down to him, attempting to illustrate how feeble and worthless his attempt to swindle a swindler. Yet, as the swindler turned to continue his ascent upstairs, his pride had hindered him from noticing that Khan had successfully picked the wallet from his back pocket.

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