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GAME DEVS: LET'S YELL AT OUR CHARACTERS!
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CloseIf you write stories of any kind, chances are you've got characters that you want to scream at because of how dumb they're acting, how awful they are, how much trouble they're causing you for one reason or another, etc. Well, here's your chance to get it all off your chest and tell your own game's characters what for!
The rules are simple: pick a character (or a few) that you've created or written for in one of your projects and chew them out. And just for extra fun, you can include other kinds of OCs, too, like novel characters or roleplaying characters, so long as they're original.
I'll go first. To the MC of Prom Dreams, Kyle "Being A Harem Protagonist is Suffering" Mason: LEARN SOME DAMN SOCIAL CUES. You're a gentleman and all, but for someone so popular with girls you have like zero idea of how to actually read them. Trust me, you probably could've avoided this whole mess if you just paid a little more attention. :[
The rules are simple: pick a character (or a few) that you've created or written for in one of your projects and chew them out. And just for extra fun, you can include other kinds of OCs, too, like novel characters or roleplaying characters, so long as they're original.
I'll go first. To the MC of Prom Dreams, Kyle "Being A Harem Protagonist is Suffering" Mason: LEARN SOME DAMN SOCIAL CUES. You're a gentleman and all, but for someone so popular with girls you have like zero idea of how to actually read them. Trust me, you probably could've avoided this whole mess if you just paid a little more attention. :[
Natook
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LET'S YELL AT OUR CHARACTERS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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author=Natookauthor=QZProductionsAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LET'S YELL AT OUR CHARACTERS!
MAYA, STOP AND THINK FOR A SECOND. TAKE DEEP BREATHS. YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY. NOW I KNOW THIS IS HARD. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN TRAPPED HERE FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE A VERY, VERY LONG TIME... BUT HOLD ON! YOU CAN FIGURE THIS OUT. YOU'VE JUST GOT TO BELIEVE IN THAT VERY, VERY INTELLIGENT BRAIN OF YOURS. I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU! YOU MADE THIS WHOLE WORLD ALL BY YOUR DANG SELF. YOU'RE AMAZING.
JUST TRY TO REMEMBER HOW YOU GOT HERE. THAT'S YOUR FIRST MAJOR CLUE. I KNOW THAT IT FEELS LIKE ALL THE DAYS BLUR ONE INTO THE NEXT, BUT THAT'S NORMAL FOR A PERSON IN YOUR POSITION. IT'S OK... YOU JUST NEED TO FOCUS. GATHER YOUR WITS... REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE TAUGHT ABOUT, AND USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.
YOU MAY FEEL LIKE YOU WILL BE TRAPPED IN HERE FOREVER, BUT REMEMBER... NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THOSE WHO HAVE HELPED YOU GET THROUGH IT ALL. THEY DO IT BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO SUCCEED.
IT'S WHAT YOU WERE BORN TO DO.
JUST TRY TO REMEMBER HOW YOU GOT HERE. THAT'S YOUR FIRST MAJOR CLUE. I KNOW THAT IT FEELS LIKE ALL THE DAYS BLUR ONE INTO THE NEXT, BUT THAT'S NORMAL FOR A PERSON IN YOUR POSITION. IT'S OK... YOU JUST NEED TO FOCUS. GATHER YOUR WITS... REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE TAUGHT ABOUT, AND USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.
YOU MAY FEEL LIKE YOU WILL BE TRAPPED IN HERE FOREVER, BUT REMEMBER... NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THOSE WHO HAVE HELPED YOU GET THROUGH IT ALL. THEY DO IT BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO SUCCEED.
IT'S WHAT YOU WERE BORN TO DO.
BlackWolf1992
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Rikyu, I do not care if you have an I.Q of 314, when you sit there and insult me for not being as smart as you and being an idiot it hurts. I understand you do not know how to show emotions but could you at least try to be nicer to me? I mean, I created you and your mock religion, Rikyuism. The least you could do is say thank you, or even good job Wolf.
Rikyu: "Shut up Wolf."
She is so mean. D;
Rikyu: "Shut up Wolf."
She is so mean. D;
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Rikyu, I do not care if you have an I.Q of 314, when you sit there and insult me for not being as smart as you and being an idiot it hurts. I understand you do not know how to show emotions but could you at least try to be nicer to me? I mean, I created you and your mock religion, Rikyuism. The least you could do is say thank you, or even good job Wolf.
Rikyu: "Shut up Wolf."
She is so mean. D;
I feel u bro, my villain keeps screaming "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!" at me every time I try to write her. >___>;;
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Some necroposting but I'm outlining characters for my next game so
*ahem*
BLACK MAGE CHARACTER IF YOU DON'T HELP ME DECIDE WHICH NAME TO GIVE YOU AS YOUR TRUE NAME THIS INSTANT SO HELP ME I WILL REPLACE YOU WITH A SCARECROW DRESSED IN A WITCH'S HAT
*ahem*
BLACK MAGE CHARACTER IF YOU DON'T HELP ME DECIDE WHICH NAME TO GIVE YOU AS YOUR TRUE NAME THIS INSTANT SO HELP ME I WILL REPLACE YOU WITH A SCARECROW DRESSED IN A WITCH'S HAT
Aquablue11
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FOR FUCKS SAKE SERA, STOP. SWITCHING. PERSONALITIES HALF A DOZEN TIMES. I'M WANTING TO CRY CAUSE YOU KEEP JUMPING BETWEEN THEM AND ITS HARD TO WRITE YOUR CHARACTER WHEN YOU DO THAT.
Oh hell this is gonna be fun lol.
(My character: Melinda Fury, from a series of stories I wrote in Highschool)
DAMMIT YOU ARE SUCH A BORING PIECE OF SHIT! ALL YOU DO IS BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT HOW YOU CAN'T DIE AND FEEL PAIN, YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT THE AUDIENCE READING YOUR PIECE OF SHIT STORY TO CONNECT WITH YOU AND CRY BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND AND SAY ITS FUN TO FEEL PAIN I'M SUCH A HAPPY BITCH!
AND WHAT'S WITH YOUR FUCKING WARDROBE?! RED HAIR, YELLOW EYES, A NASTY TANK TOP A PAIR OF ASS CHEEK SHORTS, GROW UP THIS ISN'T 2003!
AND WHILE I'M THINKING OF IT WHY ARE YOU IMMORTAL ANYWAY, ITS JUST A STUPID PLOT DEVICE TO GET YOU OUT OF STICKY SITUATIONS EASIER! SUCH A BORING PIECE OF SHIT..
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AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON YOU VINCENT
YOU THINK YOUR ALL THAT BECAUSE YOU HAD A VISION, WELL GUESS WHAT, YOUR GAME NEVER GOT FINISHED!!! HOW ABOUT THAT YOU FART FUCKER?!
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AS FOR YOU CIRI, YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO BE A FANTASTIC CHARACTER, BUT YOU WROTE ME INTO A CORNER SO MANY FUCKING TIMES, SO I HAD TO GIVE UP AND SAY FUCK IT.
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NOW MELINDA FURY IF YOU WOULD QUITE FUCKING ME OVER WHEN IT COMES TO WRITING YOUR STUPID AND BORING AS SHIT SERIES I CAN FINALLY END THE FUCKING THING AND HAVE YOU KILLED BUT WAIT YOU CAN'T BE KILLED! TIME TO WRITE 6 MORE STORIES ABOUT YOU TRAVELING THE SAME FUCKIN AREA AGAIN AND AGAIN, BECAUSE THAT'S CLEARLY WHAT I WANT TO WRITE AND WHAT PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO READ!
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AND HERE WE GO, ARIMO AND BATANG, YOU TWO WERE GONNA BE GREAT TO BAD YOU BOTH ARE STEREOTYPICAL IDIOTS THAT I COULDN'T STAND TO BE AROUND, SO LOUD AND ANNOYING EVEN HI JACKING MY GAME PAGES TO POST YOUR ALL'S BULLSHIT, ONCE AGAIN YOUR GAME HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL, BUT YOU TWO FUCKED IT. YOU WAIT THOUGH I WILL GET THE LAST LAUGH.
ALL I CAN SAY IS FUCK YOU GUYS, YOU ALL FUCKED ME!
Lol had to get that off my chest for a while lol. That felt good!
(My character: Melinda Fury, from a series of stories I wrote in Highschool)
DAMMIT YOU ARE SUCH A BORING PIECE OF SHIT! ALL YOU DO IS BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT HOW YOU CAN'T DIE AND FEEL PAIN, YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT THE AUDIENCE READING YOUR PIECE OF SHIT STORY TO CONNECT WITH YOU AND CRY BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND AND SAY ITS FUN TO FEEL PAIN I'M SUCH A HAPPY BITCH!
AND WHAT'S WITH YOUR FUCKING WARDROBE?! RED HAIR, YELLOW EYES, A NASTY TANK TOP A PAIR OF ASS CHEEK SHORTS, GROW UP THIS ISN'T 2003!
AND WHILE I'M THINKING OF IT WHY ARE YOU IMMORTAL ANYWAY, ITS JUST A STUPID PLOT DEVICE TO GET YOU OUT OF STICKY SITUATIONS EASIER! SUCH A BORING PIECE OF SHIT..
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AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON YOU VINCENT
YOU THINK YOUR ALL THAT BECAUSE YOU HAD A VISION, WELL GUESS WHAT, YOUR GAME NEVER GOT FINISHED!!! HOW ABOUT THAT YOU FART FUCKER?!
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AS FOR YOU CIRI, YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO BE A FANTASTIC CHARACTER, BUT YOU WROTE ME INTO A CORNER SO MANY FUCKING TIMES, SO I HAD TO GIVE UP AND SAY FUCK IT.
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NOW MELINDA FURY IF YOU WOULD QUITE FUCKING ME OVER WHEN IT COMES TO WRITING YOUR STUPID AND BORING AS SHIT SERIES I CAN FINALLY END THE FUCKING THING AND HAVE YOU KILLED BUT WAIT YOU CAN'T BE KILLED! TIME TO WRITE 6 MORE STORIES ABOUT YOU TRAVELING THE SAME FUCKIN AREA AGAIN AND AGAIN, BECAUSE THAT'S CLEARLY WHAT I WANT TO WRITE AND WHAT PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO READ!
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AND HERE WE GO, ARIMO AND BATANG, YOU TWO WERE GONNA BE GREAT TO BAD YOU BOTH ARE STEREOTYPICAL IDIOTS THAT I COULDN'T STAND TO BE AROUND, SO LOUD AND ANNOYING EVEN HI JACKING MY GAME PAGES TO POST YOUR ALL'S BULLSHIT, ONCE AGAIN YOUR GAME HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL, BUT YOU TWO FUCKED IT. YOU WAIT THOUGH I WILL GET THE LAST LAUGH.
ALL I CAN SAY IS FUCK YOU GUYS, YOU ALL FUCKED ME!
Lol had to get that off my chest for a while lol. That felt good!
What the fuck is wrong with you, Dude?! When you learn a new skill, actually learn a skill! Don't just 'say' you learned a skill. If it's not in your skill list, then you never learned it! You fucking fuckwit.
DAMN YOU KRUEDER! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SOME ANCIENT EVIL IN THE FIRST GAME YOU APPERAED ON? YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WRITE A PREQUEL IN WHICH YOU ARE A GOOD GUY BUT SLOWLY DESCEND INTO EVIL?
GUESS WHAT
IT'S FREAKING HARD YOU BASTARD! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TURN A CHARACTER THAT IS BASED AROUND OVERCOMING SUFFERING TURN EVIL DUE TO SUFFERING? WHY KRUEDER, WHY DID YOU CREATE YOURSELF IN MY MIND? AND WHY IS YOUR PERSONALITY COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING SOMEONE EQUAL TO YOU? THAT JUSY MAKES NO DAMN SENSE. WHY AM I INSISTING SO MUCH ON MAKING YOUR STUPID ASS MUG WORK!
There, that should clear out some of the frustration.
GUESS WHAT
IT'S FREAKING HARD YOU BASTARD! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TURN A CHARACTER THAT IS BASED AROUND OVERCOMING SUFFERING TURN EVIL DUE TO SUFFERING? WHY KRUEDER, WHY DID YOU CREATE YOURSELF IN MY MIND? AND WHY IS YOUR PERSONALITY COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING SOMEONE EQUAL TO YOU? THAT JUSY MAKES NO DAMN SENSE. WHY AM I INSISTING SO MUCH ON MAKING YOUR STUPID ASS MUG WORK!
There, that should clear out some of the frustration.
QZProductions
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Dear every single one of my new game's villains:
Y'ALL NEED TO CHILL.
I know I'm trying to make you guys unsettling but holy shit you're creeping me out.
Y'ALL NEED TO CHILL.
I know I'm trying to make you guys unsettling but holy shit you're creeping me out.
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