Yo I need a looping Shepard-Risset Glissando. I know this is probably the equivalent of asking someone to open a jar for me, but I can't be bothered to figure it out on my own, so I am willing to toss some big cash money in if need be to make up for whatever time is lost in giving me the thing.
i haven't used that psychoacoustic effect in ages! it's actually quite simple, if you still need this done (though i doubt that, 3 months later) i'd be happy to help :)