DREAMS

Anyways my dream was so weird. I was dreaming I was driving late at night to a test when I was in a testing room, everyone had these massive scantrons thay were SAT-sized. Though I only had to answer fifteen questions and apparently I was doing it in order to win a prize of some sort. Then the contest started and I had to answer these questions, but there were these billboards hanging off of the ceiling everywhere that were filled with three questions each and I had to go find my questions. And some of the questions were so weird - like there was this sample of a map and the question was: Where in New York is this? And I thought in my head: Wow I am so stupid, if I was a taxi driver I would have known the answer to this question.

Before that there is this guy that looks a lot like AznChipmunk helping out a girl (along with some other kids) and she screams: WHY DON'T YOU GO MAJOR IN CALCULUS MR. MATH NERD?

Then another question was: Why is the brooke in this snowy park not frozen? I don't remember the other options, but one of them was (and I picked this one): because there is a secret fire and there are many water bugs in it (the logic is there are so many bugs, it moves around so much so the water never freezes)

Then later the boards start moving around and change so all of my answers were wrong because there was a corresponding problem and I realize one of the boards I was looking at was wrong so I was frantically trying to change my answers then I marked: CCCCCCCCCC.

And the test was over and everyone leaves. I leave first and see one of my classmates who is apparently from UCI but I don't recognize them. I follow them out but this white bedsheet out of nowhere slithered and wraps around me feet and I realize that I left my boots behind. I go back into the testing center and then it becomes this grocery store that is slowly transforming from the testing room. I walk and all of a sudden this shopping cart approaches me and this can of food pops out of it and attacks me from the side.

I see some people carry out the test desk. And then I look down the sheet is gone and I am wearing books. I start floating outside and then I realize I went past my car then I head back and see my car and I wake up.

i hate school dreams. i do enough avoiding of work in the day, why should i have to dream about it?
I dreamt i was in a taxi trying to escape from my school, where they were forcing all the kids to review TV programmes to get them mo money. When i finally got out and got in the taxi, the dude kept driving while looking behind him, the crazy loon. We got caught and i had to spend my days reviewing(which for some reason i didn't actually do because i couldn't find the programme i was supposed to be reviewing, but no-one found out).

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Last night I kept waking up because I was worried about submitting the last of my class assignments, or forgetting an assignment or something, and having that affect my final grades for the semester. But then I would back to sleep after remembering that the semester ended a week earlier... I did this about five or six times last night.

Same except I'd think that I would have school the next day or the current day :/

I've had a number of intensely weird dreams. Several of them were pretty fan-girly.
Ok, a lot fan-girly.

I had this one where I woke up as Squall (I actually do that quite often) and I was in this bizarro mechnical desert place. Rinoa was unconscious in the sand, just asleep, but I had something I needed to do.
Then Namine showed up and told me I had the ability to turn into mechanical ships and crap and so I turned into a blimp (COME ON >=[ why not a jet?!) and flew to this place somewhere. And then I found out what 'I' was doing, I was going to go rescue the real me, who was locked in a really high tower and getting experimented on. Also I could do what Jak can do in Jak 2. So I broke free of the shackles and started snapping necks. Then I threw a guy out a window then I woke up.
Fun.
I'll post the rest later because I typed too much D:

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Inglourius Basterds.

God that movie sucked. I do not like going to a Quentin Tarantino movie only to read subtitles for almost 3 hours and not ever see Brad Pitt on screen being a badass motherfucker.

yeah i knew when i saw it people would be very angry that they were misled by the trailers into thinking it would be a funny stylish action movie only to be subjected to LOTS OF WORDS (!)

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I bet none of you's have ever had a dream as fucked up as this!

Did you read any of YDS's dreams?"

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(like that one from that one movie...uh...These aren't the Droids your looking for..)

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uh. Star Wars?

I have pretty awesome dreams sometimes. Like the time I dreamt I was a samurai protecting a princess during a huge war (silly princess wanting to be on the battle field) and I ended up killing the major ebil guy - too bad he took me with him. I did have the princess crying over my dying body, so at least I did a good job keeping her alive that time. (Yeah, I dreamt I was a guy in that one ^^;;)

The newest Awesome Dream was had just yesterday. (An AD for the new year!) I wasn't really a character in the dream, just watching. It sort of played out like an RPG or movie really.
There was a princess (again) who needed to get to the top of a tower in the middle of the lake/marsh in order to complete a sacrificial offering/ceremony to save her land - well it was more that she'd heard a legend about some ceremony that would help her people but it hadn't been practised for decades. She had to have the aid of a sprite called a Tryx that no-one trusted because it was who she had to sacrifice herself to and it was known to drink human blood.

Anyway she finds the Tryx, dodges her bodyguard and some strange monsters called Hyrulos (I am aware that they sound a tad like Hyrule) but the Tryx got injured just before they reached the tower and she ended up cutting herself to give him blood to drink so that he would be revived/healed. They head to the tower and in the first room is a bunch of Hyrulos that they have to fight together. Long story short, they kick ass (she's a fighting princess with a sword) and end up making their way up the tower.

They have to split up for the last part and both make it to the top where they need to enact the ceremony/sacrifice. So the Tryx goes to cut her for her blood, but she blocks him with her sword and attacks him. He calls her out for lying about being willing to do the sacrifice and she keeps attacking him, laughing and calling him a fool for thinking that she'd give her royal blood to a monster like him and that her plan was to kill him all along. She ends up defeating him and then she turns into a Hyrulos.

The 'camera' quickly flashes back to the last tower area where the real princess has been knocked out. Then it goes back to the first floor where all the Hyrulos statues were and show the body guard walking through. He heads towards an alcove where there's a book on a stand but the Hyrulos monsters wake up and attack him. His chest plate has a carving of two dragon heads and he charges up and five hydra heads explode out of the chest plate and annihilate all the Hyrulos.

He then picks up the book and reads it to the shape shifting Hyrulos, explaining that the Tryx used to be a human once and that they became more like swamp dwelling vampire-creatures to adapt to their new environment. He goes on to explain that they can't be killed by any normal means and that the sacrifice is basically just a spilling of blood from the royals to the Tryx (which had already been done!) and that it was only ceremonial that it was to happen in the tower.

Princess appears (she was on the stairwell listening after heading to the roof and not finding the Tryx) and the Tryx appears as well, saying that he played dead because he knew that the princess wouldn't have betrayed her word and that the ceremony was completed earlier on. Then the Tryx leaves and princess and body guard head home (after princess kills the shape shifter).

Yeah, I'm thinking of making a short RPG on this one.

EDIT: Woah, that's a lot of text. It was a lot shorter watching.

When I was younger, as in my childhood on into my early-mid adolescent years; I would dream and be able to recall them almost every night. For some reason, I am rarely able to recall my dreams these days. This is something that sometimes I am grateful for, but other times I don't mind escaping into a dream world. I probably don't dream as much nowadays because I confine myself like a recluse and simply don't experience much aside from gazing at a computer screen for hours on end. Plus, seldomly does anything occur where it has any real emotion attached to it, which I am much more likely to dream about and recall the next day. Or maybe I just deprive myself of sleep too often which, by the way, is really beginning to fuck me up on a day to day basis - it's time to kick that habit and look after my health a little more.

To touch on a point I made earlier, nightmares weren't too uncommon for me when I was younger. There was this weird, dumb, yet oddly scary recurring dream that i'd have of a basketball slowly dribbling down the street; the sound would slowly build in magnitude as they got closer, and subside as they were walking away. Whoever "they" happened to be, since there was a basketball court about a 1/4th of a mile away at the local park and recreational center. Sometimes i'd experience the very brief type of nightmare, where you fall asleep, experience something terrifying, and happen to SNAP AWAKE almost as if you never intially fell asleep.

The worst nightmare that I recall involved me, my brother, and his friend inside of a gymnasium. The basketball court in the gym was lit in the center, and faded to darkness on the sides. My brother and his friend were playing basketball, but the ambient sound was fairly muffled, as if I was trying to focus on something else. I also began to see CLOCKS appear, then fade away. There were small, very dimly lit rooms adjoining the gym, one of which I decided to venture into. I noticed a coffin in the middle of the room which I slowly approached and...WHAM! My deceased grandmother popped out and screamed at me. It scared the holy bajeebus out of me and I can still vividly recall it even to this day - definitely something I won't forget anytime soon.

When I sleep on my back, I'm guaranteed to have nightmares. I don't really know why...