TOP TEN TOPIC: BOOKS! (FICTION)
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Okay, enough about games for the moment. Lets talk about your...
...or series of books, if you prefer. Please keep it to the fiction genre for now. Some time in the future, I'll make a non-fiction Top 10 topic (I have to do 52 of these a year remember!)
I cheated a little bit....
13. Magic Kingdom of Landover series by Terry Brooks.
Magic Kingdom For Sale -- SOLD! (1986)
The Black Unicorn (1987)
Wizard at Large (1988)
The Tangle Box (1994)
Witches' Brew (1995)
The series follows the adventures of Ben Holiday, a trial lawyer who goes into a depression after the death of his wife and unborn child. He finds that he is no longer motivated by justice and feels that the legal system is profoundly flawed. This leads him to respond to a fantastic advertisement for a "Magic Kingdom" which he purchases, suspecting some deception behind it; he is shocked to find that the kingdom is real, and in a state of collapse. Ben Holiday takes the job of king and finds himself having to meet many unforeseen fantasitical challenges.
12. Morgan's Run by Colleen McCullough.
About the sending of convicts to Australia back in the 17th century.
11. The Gates of Fire by Steven Pressfield.
Battle of Thermopylae (you know, the same story as featured in the movie 300).
10. The Crystal Cave by Mary Stewart.
It is the first in a quartet of novels covering the Arthurian legend. It is followed by The Hollow Hills, The Last Enchantment, and The Wicked Day.
9. Masters of Rome series by Colleen McCullough.
The series includes:
The First Man in Rome (1990)
The Grass Crown (1991)
Fortune's Favorites (1993)
Caesar's Women (1996)
Caesar: Let the Dice Fly (1997)
The October Horse (2002)
Antony and Cleopatra (2007)
A series of historical ficiton about, you guessed it, the start of the Roman Empire.
8. The Song of Troy by Colleen McCullough.
You know, Achilles and all them.
7. The Heritage of Shannara tetralogy by Terry Brooks.
This series consists of The Scions of Shannara, The Druid of Shannara, The Elf Queen of Shannara and The Talismans of Shannara. Excellent reads. I think the Sword of Shannara, Terry's first book, was the first fantasy novel to win an award or be on New York Times bestseller list since the Lord of the Rings. Or something like that.
6. The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan.
I like these books. I really do! Typical fantasy fare with the impending war of Good vs. Evil.
5. The Princess Bride - The Good Parts Version by William Goldman
...is also enjoyable. Okay, I fell in love with the movie first, but the book is excellent too!
4. Raptor by Gary Jennings.
Raptor is a historical novel which takes place between the late 4th century to the early 5th century. It deals with the "memoirs" of an Ostrogoth, Thorn, who has a secret -- he is a hermaphrodite
3. Shogun by James Clavell.
Also a 1980s miniseries! About a dutch sailor who navigates the seas to get to Japan, and then navigates the political intrigue of Japan's most powerful people, way back in the 1600's.
2. Books that consist of a collection of his columns by Dave Barry.
Such books as:
Dave Barry's Bad Habits: A 100% Fact-Free Book (1987)
Dave Barry's Greatest Hits (1988)
Dave Barry Talks Back (1991)
Dave Barry is NOT Making This Up (1995)
Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus (1997)
Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down (2000)
Dave Barry: Boogers Are My Beat (2003)
A very funny man (he won a Pulitzer!).
1. The Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
...is such an excellent book. The book was listed #33 on the BBC's Big Read, a 2003 survey with the goal of finding the "Nation's Best-loved Book" (LotR was first, I think). An awesome awesome book. Read it. NOW.
Previous Top Ten Topics:
Week 13: Top 10 Favorite Xbox Games
Week 12: Top 10 Favorite Christmas Gifts
Week 11: Top 10 Favorite Movies of 2007
Week 10: Top 10 Favorite Nintendo DS Games
Week 9: Top 10 Favorite Gamecube Games
Week 8: Top 10 Favorite Playstation Games
Week 7: Top 10 Favorite Movies
Week 6: Top 10 Favorite PC Games
Week 5: Top 10 Favorite NES Games
Week 4: Top 10 Favorite Comic Strips
Week 3: Top 10 Favorite TV Shows
Week 2: Top 10 Favorite N64 games
Week 1: Top 10 Favorite SNES games
..:: Top 10 List of Favorite Books (Fiction) ::..
...or series of books, if you prefer. Please keep it to the fiction genre for now. Some time in the future, I'll make a non-fiction Top 10 topic (I have to do 52 of these a year remember!)
I cheated a little bit....
13. Magic Kingdom of Landover series by Terry Brooks.
Magic Kingdom For Sale -- SOLD! (1986)
The Black Unicorn (1987)
Wizard at Large (1988)
The Tangle Box (1994)
Witches' Brew (1995)
The series follows the adventures of Ben Holiday, a trial lawyer who goes into a depression after the death of his wife and unborn child. He finds that he is no longer motivated by justice and feels that the legal system is profoundly flawed. This leads him to respond to a fantastic advertisement for a "Magic Kingdom" which he purchases, suspecting some deception behind it; he is shocked to find that the kingdom is real, and in a state of collapse. Ben Holiday takes the job of king and finds himself having to meet many unforeseen fantasitical challenges.
12. Morgan's Run by Colleen McCullough.
About the sending of convicts to Australia back in the 17th century.
11. The Gates of Fire by Steven Pressfield.
Battle of Thermopylae (you know, the same story as featured in the movie 300).
10. The Crystal Cave by Mary Stewart.
It is the first in a quartet of novels covering the Arthurian legend. It is followed by The Hollow Hills, The Last Enchantment, and The Wicked Day.
9. Masters of Rome series by Colleen McCullough.
The series includes:
The First Man in Rome (1990)
The Grass Crown (1991)
Fortune's Favorites (1993)
Caesar's Women (1996)
Caesar: Let the Dice Fly (1997)
The October Horse (2002)
Antony and Cleopatra (2007)
A series of historical ficiton about, you guessed it, the start of the Roman Empire.
8. The Song of Troy by Colleen McCullough.
You know, Achilles and all them.
7. The Heritage of Shannara tetralogy by Terry Brooks.
This series consists of The Scions of Shannara, The Druid of Shannara, The Elf Queen of Shannara and The Talismans of Shannara. Excellent reads. I think the Sword of Shannara, Terry's first book, was the first fantasy novel to win an award or be on New York Times bestseller list since the Lord of the Rings. Or something like that.
6. The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan.
I like these books. I really do! Typical fantasy fare with the impending war of Good vs. Evil.
5. The Princess Bride - The Good Parts Version by William Goldman
...is also enjoyable. Okay, I fell in love with the movie first, but the book is excellent too!
4. Raptor by Gary Jennings.
Raptor is a historical novel which takes place between the late 4th century to the early 5th century. It deals with the "memoirs" of an Ostrogoth, Thorn, who has a secret -- he is a hermaphrodite
3. Shogun by James Clavell.
Also a 1980s miniseries! About a dutch sailor who navigates the seas to get to Japan, and then navigates the political intrigue of Japan's most powerful people, way back in the 1600's.
2. Books that consist of a collection of his columns by Dave Barry.
Such books as:
Dave Barry's Bad Habits: A 100% Fact-Free Book (1987)
Dave Barry's Greatest Hits (1988)
Dave Barry Talks Back (1991)
Dave Barry is NOT Making This Up (1995)
Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus (1997)
Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down (2000)
Dave Barry: Boogers Are My Beat (2003)
A very funny man (he won a Pulitzer!).
1. The Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
...is such an excellent book. The book was listed #33 on the BBC's Big Read, a 2003 survey with the goal of finding the "Nation's Best-loved Book" (LotR was first, I think). An awesome awesome book. Read it. NOW.
The Pillars of the Earth is a 1989 historical novel by Ken Follett about the building of a cathedral in Kingsbridge, England. It is set in the middle of the 12th century, primarily during the time known as The Anarchy, between the time of the sinking of the White Ship and the murder of Thomas Becket. Although representative of a typical market town of the time, the Kingsbridge in the novel is actually a fictional location. Follett's publishers were apprehensive about both the novel's content and its length, which is 973 pages. Also, until this novel was published, Follett had previously been known for writing in the thriller genre. The novel became Follett's best-selling work.
Previous Top Ten Topics:
Week 13: Top 10 Favorite Xbox Games
Week 12: Top 10 Favorite Christmas Gifts
Week 11: Top 10 Favorite Movies of 2007
Week 10: Top 10 Favorite Nintendo DS Games
Week 9: Top 10 Favorite Gamecube Games
Week 8: Top 10 Favorite Playstation Games
Week 7: Top 10 Favorite Movies
Week 6: Top 10 Favorite PC Games
Week 5: Top 10 Favorite NES Games
Week 4: Top 10 Favorite Comic Strips
Week 3: Top 10 Favorite TV Shows
Week 2: Top 10 Favorite N64 games
Week 1: Top 10 Favorite SNES games
I'll make a top five because I don't read as many books as most "book-lovers" do, and also because Kentona cheated and listed too many.
5: Terry Pratchett: Going Postal
Shadowtext and other Pratchett hardcores will tell me that this book isn't very good and that OLD SKOOL Pratchett is much better, but I wouldn't know, because I've only read his newer novels. This, like most of the other Discworld novels, is extremely funny and extremely British as well as being competent pop literature aside. It chronicles the adventures of a new Pratchett character, Moist von Lipwig, who is one of the better main characters I've encountered in a comedy. This book contains a bonus treat for smoking fetishists.
4. Frank Herbert: God Emperor of Dune
This is the last book in the Dune series before it starts to suck really terribly, and one of the best. It features the self-professed "first truly long-term thinker in human history", and the implications of this are fascinating. Herbert's view on women, and their role in his vision of an authouritarian distant future, suggest an interesting and surprisingly politically relevant view on government and what sort of fundamental changes could be made for the better. There are some rocky bumps on the way to get to this entry in the Dune series (the awful Children of Dune for example), but having a strong foundation in the Dune universe is reasonably important to properly appreciate the themes in this novel.
3: C.S. Lewis: The Chronicles of Narnia
I consider the series as one book, because the books individually read more like acts than they do individual novels. Popularly viewed as simpleton children's literature and thinly-veiled church propaganda (an idea contributed primarily for Rowling fans, most of whom have read very little outside of the Harry Potter series), I thought that altogether the series made for an excellent fantasy novel. It has none of the ridiculous Biblical prose of Tolkein and none of the manufactured grit of Game of Thrones, and sticks strictly to fancy. I really recommend the series if you, like me, think most fantasy writing is overblown and pretentious (buzzword of 2007).
2: James Lee Burke: The Tin Roof Blowdown
James Lee Burke is a pop-literature author and is generally considered one of the finest crime novelists alive. He has a number of different "series" that he returns to from time to time and sometimes writes historical fiction. The Tin Roof Blowdowm brings back two of his most popular characters, the detective Dave Robichaux and his hard-boiled, alcoholic, and extremely fat best friend Clete Purcell. I found the supporting character Purcell much more interesting the the main character Robichaux, mainly because of the ridiculous caricature Purcell represents, but whatever. What makes this different from other crime thrillers is that it is not only extremely well-written and pretty smart, but takes place amidst the chaos of hurricane Katrina in New Orleans (which the author had personally experienced). It is simultaneously pop thriller as well as pointed criticism of the natural disaster bringing out the very worst in humanity.
1: Frank Herbert: Dune
Dune is my favorite book in general because. It posits extremely fascinating subject matter concerning psychology and selective human being that it posits. Furthermore, the lack of "thinking machines" in the universe, or computers as we know them, paints a distant future that seems much more plausible than something like Star Trek; the science fiction does not seem out-of-date like the writing of Herbert's contemporaries. Unfortunately, the first chapter is the most boring and nonsensical thing I've ever read in my life and I've met a few people who could not make it past the first page. I recommend skipping straight to chapter two.
5: Terry Pratchett: Going Postal
Shadowtext and other Pratchett hardcores will tell me that this book isn't very good and that OLD SKOOL Pratchett is much better, but I wouldn't know, because I've only read his newer novels. This, like most of the other Discworld novels, is extremely funny and extremely British as well as being competent pop literature aside. It chronicles the adventures of a new Pratchett character, Moist von Lipwig, who is one of the better main characters I've encountered in a comedy. This book contains a bonus treat for smoking fetishists.
4. Frank Herbert: God Emperor of Dune
This is the last book in the Dune series before it starts to suck really terribly, and one of the best. It features the self-professed "first truly long-term thinker in human history", and the implications of this are fascinating. Herbert's view on women, and their role in his vision of an authouritarian distant future, suggest an interesting and surprisingly politically relevant view on government and what sort of fundamental changes could be made for the better. There are some rocky bumps on the way to get to this entry in the Dune series (the awful Children of Dune for example), but having a strong foundation in the Dune universe is reasonably important to properly appreciate the themes in this novel.
3: C.S. Lewis: The Chronicles of Narnia
I consider the series as one book, because the books individually read more like acts than they do individual novels. Popularly viewed as simpleton children's literature and thinly-veiled church propaganda (an idea contributed primarily for Rowling fans, most of whom have read very little outside of the Harry Potter series), I thought that altogether the series made for an excellent fantasy novel. It has none of the ridiculous Biblical prose of Tolkein and none of the manufactured grit of Game of Thrones, and sticks strictly to fancy. I really recommend the series if you, like me, think most fantasy writing is overblown and pretentious (buzzword of 2007).
2: James Lee Burke: The Tin Roof Blowdown
James Lee Burke is a pop-literature author and is generally considered one of the finest crime novelists alive. He has a number of different "series" that he returns to from time to time and sometimes writes historical fiction. The Tin Roof Blowdowm brings back two of his most popular characters, the detective Dave Robichaux and his hard-boiled, alcoholic, and extremely fat best friend Clete Purcell. I found the supporting character Purcell much more interesting the the main character Robichaux, mainly because of the ridiculous caricature Purcell represents, but whatever. What makes this different from other crime thrillers is that it is not only extremely well-written and pretty smart, but takes place amidst the chaos of hurricane Katrina in New Orleans (which the author had personally experienced). It is simultaneously pop thriller as well as pointed criticism of the natural disaster bringing out the very worst in humanity.
1: Frank Herbert: Dune
Dune is my favorite book in general because. It posits extremely fascinating subject matter concerning psychology and selective human being that it posits. Furthermore, the lack of "thinking machines" in the universe, or computers as we know them, paints a distant future that seems much more plausible than something like Star Trek; the science fiction does not seem out-of-date like the writing of Herbert's contemporaries. Unfortunately, the first chapter is the most boring and nonsensical thing I've ever read in my life and I've met a few people who could not make it past the first page. I recommend skipping straight to chapter two.
Hooray for reading! It makes the world a better place.
Books are listed in no particular order.
LONESOME DOVE, by Cormac McCarthy...
When life becomes a dusty purgatory for aging ex-Texas rangers Augustus McCrae and Woodrow Call, they decide to take a final cattle drive to the wild lands of Montana, before the "lawyers and bankers" snap it up. Coming along for the ride are Newt, a young cattle rancher with a murky past; Lorena, a sad prostitute who wants to go to San Francisco; Jake Spoon, an unreliable gambler; and a host of other strange characters on what seems to be the Wild West's Last Adventure, in a world growing progressively more inhospitable to cattle-ranchers and outlaws by the day. They must contend with locust swarms, sand storms, grizzlies, and a throughly nasty half-indian named Blue Duck, who escaped McCrae and the rangers long ago. Won the Pulitzer Prize a while ago. Wholeheartedly reccomended, even if you don't like Westerns. The banter between Augustus and Call is price, and the characters are nearly all uniformly wonderful. Too bad so many are killed off by the end of the book. Was made into a great mini-series.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS, by J.R.R. Tolkien...
Say what you will about Tolkien, but almost single-handedly creating a mythological continent (Middle-Earth), its own languages (several of them) and enough background to fill a history textbook (The Silmarillion, completed after his death) must have taken an enormous leap of imagination. The benchmark that hundreds of fantasy writers today attempt to aspire to, and which most fail to match. Coincidentally, Tolkien was a close peer of C.S. Lewis of Chronicles of Narnia fame. The basis for the Lord of the Rings series of movies, which won so many academy awards it may grow to be as famous as the books. You've probably already read them, but why not read them again?
LES MISERABLES, by Victor Hugo...
The first part of this book is about the life and times of the Bishop of Digne...who remains for only one, crucially important chapter and then vanishes from the rest of the book. Welcome to the world of Jean Valjean, where great set pieces and some of the most memorable characters in literature go hand in hand with rants on French fashions at the time (most of which aren't even accurate), several chapters on a nunnery of all things, and of course, an entire part dedicated to the history of the battle of Waterloo. It's surprisingly modern writing, though, and when the book gets good, it gets good. Inspired a great musical. "Can you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men, it is the music of a people..."
THE BOOK OF JOBY, by Mark A. Ferrari...
Lucifer, who wears business coats and vaporises servants on a whim, challenges God, who wears tennis shoes and enjoys fishing, to "that same old stupid bet", as our Lord calls it. The Creator will choose a champion among his people, and Lucifer will put all of hell on his shoulders and attempt to subvert the champion to his cause. In this case, the champion is Joby Peterson, a nine-year-old boy with a love for Arthurian myth and an idyllic life in California. So begins an epic that spans his entire youth, and incorporates Arthurian myth, magical energies, the Holy Grail, love, rage, humor, tradgedy, and practically every aspect of the human psyche. The quality of its writing may slip sometimes, but it pulls its punches all the way up until the end, and--relax!--has no religious agenda aside from telling a good story. For that matter, it's a really good story. Best written this year, I'd say.
A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE SERIES, by George R.R. Martin...
Not for the squeamish. Everyone else, however, is free to enjoy a fantasy that actually seems to transcend fantasy and nearly become history, in its vast web of political intrigue, well-developed characters, lived-in world and remarkably short lifespans, because in this series, characters can and will die. No-one is safe! If Tolkien's land inhabits the lands of mythology, then Ice and Fire has made itself truly at home in the blood-and-dust Middle Ages.
JONATHAN STRANGE AND MR. NORREL, by Susanna Clarke...
Hyped as the next Harry Potter, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell nethertheless comes off as something completely different; a look at two wildly different magicians, who live in a strange London where magic once existed, and is making an unexpected return. The plot remains hidden in the shadows for most of the story, leaving the characters--the bookish Mr. Norrell, the dashing but arrogant Jonathan Strange, the incredibly awesome Childermass, the street-oracle Vinculus, the hapless servant Stephen Black, and a rather disquieting gentleman with thistle-down hair--to wander through history, fighting against Napoleon's forces on the side of the British. At the end, however, all hell breaks loose, and the story hurtles to a literally spellbinding conclusion. Famous not only for its plot, but also for the myriad footnotes, explaining the world Strange and Norrell inhabit, that add multitudes of depth to the text.
THE BARTIMAEUS TRILOGY, by Jonathan Stroud...
Read this in Middle School, and it still holds up pretty well. In a strange alternate London, magicians rule the parliament, through the summoning and enslavement of shapeshifting demons. When a young apprentice named Nathaniel has his life ruined by a powerful magician named Lovelace, he delves into texts far above his level and calls upon a djinn named Bartimaeus, whose irreverent tendencies and fiendish sense of humor are only outdone by his ability to survive everything thrown his way. Nat sends Bartimaeus off to steal a valuable artifact called the Amulet of Samarkand, but it isn't long until the boy realizes that he is far over his head. What follows can best be summarized as a cross between Harry Potter and Mission Impossible, taking cues from Faust and the Arabian Nights to form three wild adventures that span three books. Although written after Harry, the Bartimaeus Trilogy easily holds its own, thanks to it's title star--the demon Bartimaeus, who provides an extremely entertaining ongoing commentary of events, complete with footnotes (Icarus never would have fallen, you see, if the demons forcefully grafted into his wings didn't think he was such an insufferable arse...) Although the plot is far more predictable, the series's cataclysmic ending outdoes the ending of Harry Potter in almost every respect.
ANYTHING WRITTEN BY ROALD DAHL...
What can I say? For people not willing to reread Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, he's written some pretty excellent short stories. Read those.
...AND HARRY POTTER. OBVOIUSLY.
Possible contenders I'm reading right now are The Quincunx, by Charles Palliser (Dickens on steroids), and Perdido Street Station, by China Mieville (Gormenghast with vampire moths). Shogun, the Chronicles of Narnia and Pillars of the Earth are reccomended as well. Also read Tai-Pan, by the same author as Shogun and with significantly fewer pages.
Books are listed in no particular order.
LONESOME DOVE, by Cormac McCarthy...
When life becomes a dusty purgatory for aging ex-Texas rangers Augustus McCrae and Woodrow Call, they decide to take a final cattle drive to the wild lands of Montana, before the "lawyers and bankers" snap it up. Coming along for the ride are Newt, a young cattle rancher with a murky past; Lorena, a sad prostitute who wants to go to San Francisco; Jake Spoon, an unreliable gambler; and a host of other strange characters on what seems to be the Wild West's Last Adventure, in a world growing progressively more inhospitable to cattle-ranchers and outlaws by the day. They must contend with locust swarms, sand storms, grizzlies, and a throughly nasty half-indian named Blue Duck, who escaped McCrae and the rangers long ago. Won the Pulitzer Prize a while ago. Wholeheartedly reccomended, even if you don't like Westerns. The banter between Augustus and Call is price, and the characters are nearly all uniformly wonderful. Too bad so many are killed off by the end of the book. Was made into a great mini-series.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS, by J.R.R. Tolkien...
Say what you will about Tolkien, but almost single-handedly creating a mythological continent (Middle-Earth), its own languages (several of them) and enough background to fill a history textbook (The Silmarillion, completed after his death) must have taken an enormous leap of imagination. The benchmark that hundreds of fantasy writers today attempt to aspire to, and which most fail to match. Coincidentally, Tolkien was a close peer of C.S. Lewis of Chronicles of Narnia fame. The basis for the Lord of the Rings series of movies, which won so many academy awards it may grow to be as famous as the books. You've probably already read them, but why not read them again?
LES MISERABLES, by Victor Hugo...
The first part of this book is about the life and times of the Bishop of Digne...who remains for only one, crucially important chapter and then vanishes from the rest of the book. Welcome to the world of Jean Valjean, where great set pieces and some of the most memorable characters in literature go hand in hand with rants on French fashions at the time (most of which aren't even accurate), several chapters on a nunnery of all things, and of course, an entire part dedicated to the history of the battle of Waterloo. It's surprisingly modern writing, though, and when the book gets good, it gets good. Inspired a great musical. "Can you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men, it is the music of a people..."
THE BOOK OF JOBY, by Mark A. Ferrari...
Lucifer, who wears business coats and vaporises servants on a whim, challenges God, who wears tennis shoes and enjoys fishing, to "that same old stupid bet", as our Lord calls it. The Creator will choose a champion among his people, and Lucifer will put all of hell on his shoulders and attempt to subvert the champion to his cause. In this case, the champion is Joby Peterson, a nine-year-old boy with a love for Arthurian myth and an idyllic life in California. So begins an epic that spans his entire youth, and incorporates Arthurian myth, magical energies, the Holy Grail, love, rage, humor, tradgedy, and practically every aspect of the human psyche. The quality of its writing may slip sometimes, but it pulls its punches all the way up until the end, and--relax!--has no religious agenda aside from telling a good story. For that matter, it's a really good story. Best written this year, I'd say.
A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE SERIES, by George R.R. Martin...
Not for the squeamish. Everyone else, however, is free to enjoy a fantasy that actually seems to transcend fantasy and nearly become history, in its vast web of political intrigue, well-developed characters, lived-in world and remarkably short lifespans, because in this series, characters can and will die. No-one is safe! If Tolkien's land inhabits the lands of mythology, then Ice and Fire has made itself truly at home in the blood-and-dust Middle Ages.
JONATHAN STRANGE AND MR. NORREL, by Susanna Clarke...
Hyped as the next Harry Potter, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell nethertheless comes off as something completely different; a look at two wildly different magicians, who live in a strange London where magic once existed, and is making an unexpected return. The plot remains hidden in the shadows for most of the story, leaving the characters--the bookish Mr. Norrell, the dashing but arrogant Jonathan Strange, the incredibly awesome Childermass, the street-oracle Vinculus, the hapless servant Stephen Black, and a rather disquieting gentleman with thistle-down hair--to wander through history, fighting against Napoleon's forces on the side of the British. At the end, however, all hell breaks loose, and the story hurtles to a literally spellbinding conclusion. Famous not only for its plot, but also for the myriad footnotes, explaining the world Strange and Norrell inhabit, that add multitudes of depth to the text.
THE BARTIMAEUS TRILOGY, by Jonathan Stroud...
Read this in Middle School, and it still holds up pretty well. In a strange alternate London, magicians rule the parliament, through the summoning and enslavement of shapeshifting demons. When a young apprentice named Nathaniel has his life ruined by a powerful magician named Lovelace, he delves into texts far above his level and calls upon a djinn named Bartimaeus, whose irreverent tendencies and fiendish sense of humor are only outdone by his ability to survive everything thrown his way. Nat sends Bartimaeus off to steal a valuable artifact called the Amulet of Samarkand, but it isn't long until the boy realizes that he is far over his head. What follows can best be summarized as a cross between Harry Potter and Mission Impossible, taking cues from Faust and the Arabian Nights to form three wild adventures that span three books. Although written after Harry, the Bartimaeus Trilogy easily holds its own, thanks to it's title star--the demon Bartimaeus, who provides an extremely entertaining ongoing commentary of events, complete with footnotes (Icarus never would have fallen, you see, if the demons forcefully grafted into his wings didn't think he was such an insufferable arse...) Although the plot is far more predictable, the series's cataclysmic ending outdoes the ending of Harry Potter in almost every respect.
ANYTHING WRITTEN BY ROALD DAHL...
What can I say? For people not willing to reread Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, he's written some pretty excellent short stories. Read those.
...AND HARRY POTTER. OBVOIUSLY.
Possible contenders I'm reading right now are The Quincunx, by Charles Palliser (Dickens on steroids), and Perdido Street Station, by China Mieville (Gormenghast with vampire moths). Shogun, the Chronicles of Narnia and Pillars of the Earth are reccomended as well. Also read Tai-Pan, by the same author as Shogun and with significantly fewer pages.
Hmm, I'll give this a shot:
5) The Road by Cormac McCarthey
4) Who Has Seen the Wind by W.O. Mitchell
3) Life Of Pi by Yann Martel
2) Catcher in the Rye/Franny and Zooey by JD Salinger (I can't really choose between those two)
1) The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
5) The Road by Cormac McCarthey
4) Who Has Seen the Wind by W.O. Mitchell
3) Life Of Pi by Yann Martel
2) Catcher in the Rye/Franny and Zooey by JD Salinger (I can't really choose between those two)
1) The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
1) The Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (Pirsig)
2) Franny and Zooey (Salinger)
3) Big Sur (Kerouac)
4) The Plague (Camus)
5) And then there were none (Christie)
I did enjoy the Pillars of the Earth though, I couldn't put it on a top 5 list. It was a good story, but I didn't really get anything out of it. I read another book of Follet's (A Place Called Freedom), and it seemed very very similar to Pillars of the Earth.
edit: I forgot all about Hesse! I'll put Rosshalde at number 3, so the rest move down one, and we now have a nice top 6.
2) Franny and Zooey (Salinger)
3) Big Sur (Kerouac)
4) The Plague (Camus)
5) And then there were none (Christie)
I did enjoy the Pillars of the Earth though, I couldn't put it on a top 5 list. It was a good story, but I didn't really get anything out of it. I read another book of Follet's (A Place Called Freedom), and it seemed very very similar to Pillars of the Earth.
edit: I forgot all about Hesse! I'll put Rosshalde at number 3, so the rest move down one, and we now have a nice top 6.
1. The Sight- David Clement Davies
The only novel I have the attention span to read still. And about Wolves. Yay, wolves. >.>
Though if I ever finished it, Zen and the etcetcetc would be second. >.>
Chances are I will never read another book in my life. Thanks a lot, society (and stumbleupon >.>)
The only novel I have the attention span to read still. And about Wolves. Yay, wolves. >.>
Though if I ever finished it, Zen and the etcetcetc would be second. >.>
Chances are I will never read another book in my life. Thanks a lot, society (and stumbleupon >.>)
Oh man, Canuck, Franny and Zooey, The Zen, Hesse... Want to be friends? Good list. I haven't read them all, but it seems like you like a lot of the same shit. I haven't read that Hesse book, I've just read Siddhartha and some short story fables. But both are among my favorite books. I'm impressed that someone else has read something other than Catcher by Salinger.
I have yet to read all of Zen, I've been working my way through it for a while, it's not something you can read really fast. Damn interesting though.
I have yet to read all of Zen, I've been working my way through it for a while, it's not something you can read really fast. Damn interesting though.
author=Euphorian link=topic=558.msg7343#msg7343 date=1200022680
Chances are I will never read another book in my life. Thanks a lot, society (and stumbleupon >.>)
That is absolutely awful.
though i could never claim to know very much about books, as their sheer number ASTOUNDS - I do enjoy a few in my day, although i htink it's safe to say it's a woefully inadequate list. Also, Kentona - running out of stuff, eh? BOOKS!?
Ilium and it's sequel Olympos
The Coldfire trilogy (pretty much my fav books as soon as i read them - provocative dark fantasy that's not needlessly dark where it doesn't need to be.)
black sun rising
when true night falls
crown of shadows
by C.S.Friedman.
Harry potter series (just 'cause they are truly masterpieces)
the Merry Gentry novels by Laurell K. Hamilton (because, lets face it, Anita books are good, but the last few... too much sex, too little plot)
Oo! i just remembered this one, by K.J.Parker. this guys lost his memory, and everyone thinks he a murdering bastard or some kind of apocalyptic god. you spend the whole series wondering about him, as he does himself, and i just had to lol at the ending.
Shadow
Patern
Memory
and, as an honourbale mention: "Heroics for beginners" by John Moore, a hilarious look at fantasy in general. truly laugh out loud.
Ilium and it's sequel Olympos
The Coldfire trilogy (pretty much my fav books as soon as i read them - provocative dark fantasy that's not needlessly dark where it doesn't need to be.)
black sun rising
when true night falls
crown of shadows
by C.S.Friedman.
Harry potter series (just 'cause they are truly masterpieces)
the Merry Gentry novels by Laurell K. Hamilton (because, lets face it, Anita books are good, but the last few... too much sex, too little plot)
Oo! i just remembered this one, by K.J.Parker. this guys lost his memory, and everyone thinks he a murdering bastard or some kind of apocalyptic god. you spend the whole series wondering about him, as he does himself, and i just had to lol at the ending.
Shadow
Patern
Memory
and, as an honourbale mention: "Heroics for beginners" by John Moore, a hilarious look at fantasy in general. truly laugh out loud.
What's wrong with a books Top 10, huh? HUH?
Every one so far has been pretty much entertainment-based, and books are definitely a form of entertainment. Instead of "running out stuff?" you should be like "Finally, a Top 10 on books! Took you long enough!"
Every one so far has been pretty much entertainment-based, and books are definitely a form of entertainment. Instead of "running out stuff?" you should be like "Finally, a Top 10 on books! Took you long enough!"
Thank you, Kentona, for a Top Ten on Books! Took you long enough!
No, really. I've actually been looking forwards to this--I read a lot.
Do graphic novels qualify for this list? One could argue that books like WATCHMEN are serious fiction, although it's executed in a way that could only be done in a comic-book format. Heck, there's a favorable entry for Watchmen in the Encyclopedia of Science Fiction.
author=kentona link=topic=558.msg7369#msg7369 date=1200084112
What's wrong with a books Top 10, huh? HUH?
Every one so far has been pretty much entertainment-based, and books are definitely a form of entertainment. Instead of "running out stuff?" you should be like "Finally, a Top 10 on books! Took you long enough!"
Kentona makes a good point. It is a nice change from all entertainment based stuff.
I don't have a top ten but these books i read all the time.
1. Harry Potter series.
2. Who has seen the wind.
author=brandonabley link=topic=558.msg7364#msg7364 date=1200078190
That is absolutely awful.
I completely agree.
But thanks to my newfound ADHD, I start falling asleep every time I start reading.
Which causes some problems in school, but.....
author=yamata no orochi link=topic=558.msg7371#msg7371 date=1200089336Graphic novels should count as books for the purpose of this list, I say.
Do graphic novels qualify for this list? One could argue that books like WATCHMEN are serious fiction, although it's executed in a way that could only be done in a comic-book format. Heck, there's a favorable entry for Watchmen in the Encyclopedia of Science Fiction.
I have the Watchmen but haven't read it.
author=Chartley link=topic=558.msg7344#msg7344 date=1200022835
Oh man, Canuck, Franny and Zooey, The Zen, Hesse... Want to be friends? Good list. I haven't read them all, but it seems like you like a lot of the same shit. I haven't read that Hesse book, I've just read Siddhartha and some short story fables. But both are among my favorite books. I'm impressed that someone else has read something other than Catcher by Salinger.
I have yet to read all of Zen, I've been working my way through it for a while, it's not something you can read really fast. Damn interesting though.
When you finish with Zen, make sure to read Lila right after, it applies everything to morality. Truly amazing, and affects how I view the world greatly.
Salinger is great. Franny is probably my favourite story. Some of the 9 stories are also really good, like For Esme, and I really liked the one in Montreal last time I read it.
Hesse is possibly my favourite author. Siddartha is really good. Steppenwolf and The Glass Bead Game I haven't read yet because they're still just too much for me. I never thought a book would be too intense for me, but they are. I hope to tackle them soon. Rosshalde is of his early work (before he went to India, or just as he got back), and I really just like it because it portrays a child's mindset very well (that's not the focus of the story though).
The Plague is a really really amazing book. The Outsider is more popular, and is a great book, but it isn't as all encompassing as the Plague is, and is mainly a more confined story. The Plague has great messages about humanity.
for the top ten.....i think everyone should just go and read the first 10 books in the Wheel of Time series ;D
R.I.P Robert Jordan :(
R.I.P Robert Jordan :(
How can you deny "Dave Barry: Boogers Are My Beat"?
On a side note, has anyone read Shirley Jackson's The Lottery? This is the best short story, like, ever.
On a side note, has anyone read Shirley Jackson's The Lottery? This is the best short story, like, ever.
author=kentona link=topic=558.msg7400#msg7400 date=1200109017
On a side note, has anyone read Shirley Jackson's The Lottery? This is the best short story, like, ever.
Yeah, pretty much. You can't go wrong with anything by Ray Bradbury, either. Or, once again, by Roald Dahl. The Great Automatic Grammatizer=awesome
There's Paradise Regained? Nice.





















