LET'S PLAY POKEMON: GEODUDE EDITION

Screw your HG/SS shit, it's time for....
Alright this is my first LP, but also the manliest one. This isn't your typical pokemon LP as you'll see soon enough! We have the RMN crew to join us!

STARRING GEODUDE AS: OUR PROTAGONIST.

Woah, didn't know geodude was so sexy.

STARRING DARKEN AS: THE TALENTED RIVAL

What? It's my LP, shit just got real.


And our quest begins! God I hate it when Oak prevents you from-


Huh. Guess this isn't called the geodude version for nothing!


Without any pokemon, geodude bravely runs away from any wild pokemon he sees, only to arrive at Viridian City!


Oh hey where did this pokedex come from? ...Useless


After punching his way through a forest full of BEEs, geodude arrives at Pewter City! Time to visit an old friend.


W-woah Brock! You are more like BROck, thanks for the TM! It gives a pokemon Rock Tomb. A rock move that lowers the enemy's speed if it hits! Low damage but high on the accuracy. Somewhat useful.


We found our first goal! It turns out some chick named Misty and her swimming mafia is messing up Brock's rocks. I guess geodude will have to mess up Misty's...mist..?


Woah, it's geodude's home! This is the perfect time to put on the shades and gather up a crew!


Many zubats later, geodude gets enough bros to help him on his quest to defeat Misty and her swimming mafia! If you aren't a geobro, don't worry! There's still room for HM slaves and such! Stay tuned for the next episode on GEODUDE VERSION. But hold on, don't stop reading! I need your help on something: Who deserves Rock Tomb, the TM that BROck gave? I'll put this to a vote, but no voting for yourself! Keep your rocks on the dock!