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The first time I played Pokemon Ruby, I fished up a feebas on like the first tile that I fished on. And I was like, "who's this gay fish" and killed it. Then I walked away.

D:
Ouch guys, you get pretty unlucky.

Recent one was in Shenmue (fuck yeah Shenmue), I had just gotten the Pheonix Mirror and the cutscene were Ine-san tells you that Nozomi brought flowers, so I figured I'd pray at the altar when Ryo says "Where is the Pheonix Mirror?" despite having just collected it XD
The Boss being "revived" as a AI in MGS - Peace Walker was so fucking stupid.
randomly running into spiked walls without seeing them may have to top all my fails
Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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Clicking the portal made by a Phase Dog or whatever they're called in Torchlight. ;_;

Also,


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EDIT: I actually have so many "oh ffffffffuck" DA pictures uploaded I could make an entire topic/LP out of my game (seriously I took hundreds of screenshots).
I failed in SSBB when my cousin played as Snake and found out how to use the rocket launcher. My reaction was priceless.
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a friend of mine schooled me with snake when i thought he was a useless character. He'd never played snake before.

ah well, at least I know what he's good for now.
What's with all the Sonic 2 Tails hate?

Anyway, here's my video game fail (Cross Edge)
I'm training my four favorite* characters when I get to a boss fight. Well, then it decides that Lily and Raze need to be permanent members in this battle. Two really crappy characters who haven't been trained at all, because situations like this should only happen when you first meet the character. Well, needless to say, I died really fast during the boss battle...then I remembered my last save was a 30-minute distance from the fight...Shit.




*Read, Etna, Marie, and Prinny are the REAL favorites, whereas Morrigan is just there for her buffed up strength.
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specifically FIFA 10:Trying to lob the goalkeeper and not putting enough power on the shot, then having to watch the ball lob tamely into the goalkeepers hands in what seems like slow-motion.

Hate that feeling.
alternatively going for the placed finish and dumping it 100 miles wide
In CoD: Modern Warfare 2, I was climbing the ladder in Rust, then I got a shotgun to the face at the top.
In the same game, I was hit by a predator missile in Terminal even though I was inside and thought I wouldn't get hurt. It went through the glass roof, right when I was about to go into the next room.

In Resident Evil 4, I threw an flame grenade, then stupid Ashley walked right into it.

SSBB, I fell off the stage in the first 2 seconds of the match. I got a blue shell right at the finish line online in Mario Kart Wii, I got owned by the elite 4 in HG because I forgot healing. Falling off a platform in NSMB Wii because I move just a little bit after landing.

I've failed so much in other games that I can't list them all.
Valkyrie Profile 2, I was playing through the seraphic gate, hadn't saved in over an hour, killed a couple extremely hard bosses. And my PS2 just.... went off. As in OFF off.

Though I guess it counts as a console failure...
Buying Starcraft 2.

Anyone want a battle.net account? -.-
FF 3 DS...disembarking from your boat and being unable to get back on. Great job, SE.
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In almost every game I play that has restricted saving: Play along, save at every save station I see, do just fine. Eventually I skip one because the next section looks small or something.

OWNED
In FFXII, I tried to take on the dinosaur in the desert at the beginning of the game.
We all have, SGCN. It's a test of character. And a prediction of the frustration to come.
Bought FF13. WHOOPS. Could've enjoyed myself more by lighting 60$ on fire.

I was doing a three heart run in Zelda The Windwaker a while ago, and after beating the fourth boss I just looked at the heart container, basically went HURR DURR and walked right the fuck into it.

Playing Tales Of Symphonia, I got to a point where I had to split my party into two groups. I figured I would be able to re-assemble them before the upcoming boss, but uh-oh, that would be nice. I left my healer in the party that didn't fight the boss, and had to grind for like 6 levels until I could proceed. UGH.



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We all have, SGCN. It's a test of character. And a prediction of the frustration to come.

Damned Earth Tyrant! Damned Elder Wyrm!

Once it got to the point that I couldn't beat a boss without the Super Hyper-Dimensional Limit Breaks spam, I decided to hyper level in the Henne Mines.

Fun Fact: It turns out, you can do more damage overall using the quickening spam by doing the following:

1. have everyone have max mp.
2. have only one party member enter the battle.
3. use all your quickenings, making sure to do as many mist charges as possible.
4. add one party member, and do step 3 again.
5. add another party member, do step 3.
6. remove one member, and add in another with max mp, then do step 3. repeat this step until out of characters with full mp.

you end up doing quite a bit more damage than if you started with three full mp chars.
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Bought FF13. WHOOPS. Could've enjoyed myself more by lighting 60$ on fire.


Console gamers aren't treated like criminals (yet). Just return it.
For all the money I'd get returning it to freaking Gamestop I might as keep it. At least until I have something else to buy, then I could use it with my 360 shit for trade in i suppose.
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