CHUCK DISAPPROVES: CRAZE AS A SUPERVILLAIN
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Craze is now a supervillain.

Chuck was still a good friend of Craze and Ned, even though Ned made an unintentional big whoops as a child and then, in the recent past, dumped his childhood sweetheart (Chuck) upon meeting Craze. Chuck understood and complied for two reasons: one, she always knew that the Piemaker was too fruity to not be a homosexual, and two, Craze was not the living dead (not the undead, as Ned thinks the term is foul and untrue). There could be intimate relations between Craze and Ned that did not involve bodybags.
Craze (in his new supervillain suit) stepped out onto the balcony of their three-way apartment, and Chuck looked him up and down disapprovingly, until...
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Chuck was still a good friend of Craze and Ned, even though Ned made an unintentional big whoops as a child and then, in the recent past, dumped his childhood sweetheart (Chuck) upon meeting Craze. Chuck understood and complied for two reasons: one, she always knew that the Piemaker was too fruity to not be a homosexual, and two, Craze was not the living dead (not the undead, as Ned thinks the term is foul and untrue). There could be intimate relations between Craze and Ned that did not involve bodybags.
Craze (in his new supervillain suit) stepped out onto the balcony of their three-way apartment, and Chuck looked him up and down disapprovingly, until...
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Excerpts from a middle school crazefic
...and Chuck looked him up and down disapprovingly, until...
...a meteor struck the apartment roof above them. Being a fairly sizable cosmic entity, it broke through several floors, lighting fires all the way down. Chuck's gaze was drawn away by the sudden calamity, and Craze's feelings on the matter could only be summed up as "0_0". Just when he thought of something to say...
am i doin it rite guis
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Oh oh, it's one of those pass-it-forward stories where each person writes the next part?
Well, that's what it is now. The gods have declared it so.
...a hole in the meteor slid open with a futuristic *shhhhhhnk*. White smoke poured out across the floor. Standing in front of a bright green otherworldly light, a bearded, curly-haired, extremely attractive older gentleman stepped out of the meteor's interior and into Craze's apartment.
The older man shook his head in confusion, his brown locks whipping around. "Where am I? Oh... my head..."
He looked around at his surroundings. The three roommates considered how to respond as the bearded man rubbed his temples. "What... what's with me? I can't remember... I can't remember anything!"
Ned mused, "Is it amnesia? You came down pretty hard. Might've hit your head." He silently admired the gentleman's impressive facial hair, a feature which he'd always preferred in his partners, and found it hard not to let his thoughts drift.
The old man perked up. "Ah, that's right! My name is Galuf! I've come to protect the wind shrine! You have to take me there! I don't remember why, but I know it's important!"
Craze, Ned and Chuck looked around at their trashed apartment. Maybe the landlord would cover meteor damage? "This isn't the wind shrine. This is a high-rise apartment in Maine. You should use GPS next time..."
Well, that's what it is now. The gods have declared it so.
Just when he thought of something to say...
...a hole in the meteor slid open with a futuristic *shhhhhhnk*. White smoke poured out across the floor. Standing in front of a bright green otherworldly light, a bearded, curly-haired, extremely attractive older gentleman stepped out of the meteor's interior and into Craze's apartment.
The older man shook his head in confusion, his brown locks whipping around. "Where am I? Oh... my head..."
He looked around at his surroundings. The three roommates considered how to respond as the bearded man rubbed his temples. "What... what's with me? I can't remember... I can't remember anything!"
Ned mused, "Is it amnesia? You came down pretty hard. Might've hit your head." He silently admired the gentleman's impressive facial hair, a feature which he'd always preferred in his partners, and found it hard not to let his thoughts drift.
The old man perked up. "Ah, that's right! My name is Galuf! I've come to protect the wind shrine! You have to take me there! I don't remember why, but I know it's important!"
Craze, Ned and Chuck looked around at their trashed apartment. Maybe the landlord would cover meteor damage? "This isn't the wind shrine. This is a high-rise apartment in Maine. You should use GPS next time..."
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