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FUNKY WEAPON AND ARMOR IDEAS

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Creation
An avid lover of Heartache 101
1446
Hey guys,

I'm looking for some funny/original weapon and armor ideas for Slimongo.

So far I've got:

Weapon:
-Boxing Glove

Armor:
-Underwear
-Chef Har
-Friday 13th mask

I'd like to hear you guys idea, the more original the better. It should still be considered a weapon though. If possible, it should be a weapon which is not really emblematic to other games such as overalls for Mario or the baseball bat for Earthbound.

Looking forward to reading your creative ideas! If I take one of your ideas, you'll have a small cameo in the actual game (your name or your project).

Thanks,

Adon237
if i had an allowance, i would give it to rmn
1743
WEAPON:
Candy Cane
Pencil
Paper Airplane
CD
Branch
Spoon
Credit Card
Chocolate Bars
ARMOR
CHAINMAIL BRA
SPEEDO

That's all I got
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Weapons
Cinderblock Flail (flail)
DVD Launcher (gun)
French Loaf (staff)
Wrecking Ball (flail)
Ratcheting Screwdriver (dagger)
High-Velocity Toaster (gun)
Paperclip-Chain (whip)
Holy Water Balloon (projectile)
Napalm Supersoaker (gun)

Armor
Beaver Skull (helmet)
Glittery Crotchless Platemail (armor)
Hairspray (helmet)
Particle Board Helm (helmet)
Armor With Spikes On The Inside (armor)
Drywall Slab (shield)
Brick Wall (shield)
Suspiciously Moist Pants (armor)
Knitted Sweater (armor)
Adorable Kitty-Ears Hairband (helmet)
Creation
An avid lover of Heartache 101
1446
Haha, neat ideas. I think I've made my choice but I'll keep on waiting until tomorrow to see what the others have in mind.
Napalm Supersoaker... legendary status achieved.

edit: I have Inquisitors throwing holy hand grenades as their primary weapon.

LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Regular water balloons are also an option, I guess.
Weather-vane.
Candelabra.
Broomstick.
Umbrella/Parasol.
Meat Armor... You gotta add meat armor.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
Typically I think of meat as being a material suited best for shields.
Would there be a way to make it if you through the apple(meat, fruit, etc) to explode into chunks?
Elvis wig
Frog mask
Skinny-skinny jeans
Pretty Princess Make-up

Bowling ball
Fishing rod
Banana gun
sword-chucks
Armor: Birthday Suit
author=AABattery
Meat Armor... You gotta add meat armor.

It's called Lady Gaga Armor.

Slippery Soap Bars (throwing/bashing, induces Clean state, critical: induces Eyes Burn state)
Playslom Magazine (bashing, induces Distracted or Horny state)
Bell Breastplate (made from cell phones, requires huge monthly payments)
Automaton Transfusion (accessory, sets up Auto Regen to an undead wielder)
author=Avee
It's called Lady Gaga Armor.
Deadpool did it first...

EDIT: link
I got a weird glitch on the Deadpool link. When I hovered over the meat armor image, the "caption" that came up was Deantoni Parks. I'd like to think that Deadpool was going to be drumming for the Mars Volta.

Also:

Ancient Hero's Jockstrap - Bonus to armor, adds Support abilities, and allows you to summon a cloud of flies at will. Very bad for stealth though, at least against any creature with a nose.
Monster-eating-your-head-mask?
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