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Dee poorness of "Warrior Dee's RPG"
killerGermel- 05/17/2009 03:40 PM
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You are a Kirby like little red creature and bound to save the world because apparently Kirby was abducted or something… You ("Doo"?) and a Dee warrior and a Dee female Avia (Are there females in this game?! Why is she the only one?!?!), you all need to save the world, I only want to save myself from this game…
Gameplay: Even though there is the default battle system I want complain, there are much worse flaws to this game… The game wasn’t invested in this field (or any field as you will see) – The Dee enemies just disappear when you kill them, there are no switches for several chats with npcs and they keep saying again and again stuff whom don't make sense after they say it 3 or 4 times… The chats there are horrible (A fire says to you: "Hello there", that’s it or a Dee says to you "Hi" in the town… THERE IS AN OUTBREAK OF A CURSE AND YOU JUST SAY HI?!)…
I give the mark of 1/5 in the field of gameplay.
Graphics and mapping: So many flaws here… If I would have listed here all the flaws in this field it would have taken a long list, so I will list only several of them… The use of RTP tilesets make it look like a cheap and unworthy game of me playing it, you can see the neighbor interior when you are inside one of the houses. The mapping looks like an 8 year old RPG maker newbie tried his best… The interiors are small and look like they were done in haste, the bridges are long and empty, the lines of trees at the entrance to the fortress are symmetric (!!!) and you can walk through the walls of the maze in the fortress, have you even tested the game?!
All this makes the game, plain and simple, boring. Just walking and killing monsters? Many games already offer this "excitement".
I give the mark of 2/5 in the field of graphics and mapping.
Music and sounds: not much to say here. The use of RTP music is unsurprisingly disappointing, and there is almost no use of sounds there (if any).
I give the mark of 1.5/5 in the field of music and sounds.
Storyline: The worst aspect of the game is here. The story doesn’t explain why they 3 were chosen and why they and the town's people are immune to the curse and others are not… Upon entering the fortress the hero blames an old man for casting the curse, but how does he know that, why jump to conclusions? Almost nothing is explained in the game and the hero is thrown to the game without a why and a how.
I give the mark of 0.5/5 in the field of storyline.
All in all, this game is a pile of hasty made (or newbie made) crap. There is almost not a one good thing I can point at in this game, and I'm trying really hard. So as I said at the beginning of the review, save me Doo, from this cursed game…
Gameplay: Even though there is the default battle system I want complain, there are much worse flaws to this game… The game wasn’t invested in this field (or any field as you will see) – The Dee enemies just disappear when you kill them, there are no switches for several chats with npcs and they keep saying again and again stuff whom don't make sense after they say it 3 or 4 times… The chats there are horrible (A fire says to you: "Hello there", that’s it or a Dee says to you "Hi" in the town… THERE IS AN OUTBREAK OF A CURSE AND YOU JUST SAY HI?!)…
I give the mark of 1/5 in the field of gameplay.
Graphics and mapping: So many flaws here… If I would have listed here all the flaws in this field it would have taken a long list, so I will list only several of them… The use of RTP tilesets make it look like a cheap and unworthy game of me playing it, you can see the neighbor interior when you are inside one of the houses. The mapping looks like an 8 year old RPG maker newbie tried his best… The interiors are small and look like they were done in haste, the bridges are long and empty, the lines of trees at the entrance to the fortress are symmetric (!!!) and you can walk through the walls of the maze in the fortress, have you even tested the game?!
All this makes the game, plain and simple, boring. Just walking and killing monsters? Many games already offer this "excitement".
I give the mark of 2/5 in the field of graphics and mapping.
Music and sounds: not much to say here. The use of RTP music is unsurprisingly disappointing, and there is almost no use of sounds there (if any).
I give the mark of 1.5/5 in the field of music and sounds.
Storyline: The worst aspect of the game is here. The story doesn’t explain why they 3 were chosen and why they and the town's people are immune to the curse and others are not… Upon entering the fortress the hero blames an old man for casting the curse, but how does he know that, why jump to conclusions? Almost nothing is explained in the game and the hero is thrown to the game without a why and a how.
I give the mark of 0.5/5 in the field of storyline.
All in all, this game is a pile of hasty made (or newbie made) crap. There is almost not a one good thing I can point at in this game, and I'm trying really hard. So as I said at the beginning of the review, save me Doo, from this cursed game…

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Maybe I should have thought twice about this.
You see... this is a Kirby based RPG and you seem to know almost NOTHING about Kirby, making this a boring game for you.
OH, and DAMMIT FORGOT TO FIX MAZE BUG DAMMIT THANKS FOR TELLING ME.
I started this game like, a while ago. Perhaps you can see my real mapping now: http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u184/CoolKirby123/SnowForest.png
For the bridges you commented on, walk on a real bridge. YOu don't see a ton of great looking details on real bridges!
How can you assume that Avia is the only female?! See, look: YOu assume everything, which makes you a piece of shit who is like, "gee! this rpg DEMO only has one female SO FAR!1!!!" and "teh mapping stinks!!! SO FAR!!!"
And a fire talk to you? I never put a fire talking to you.
and what the hell, this is only a demo. You're treating it like a full game. Idiot.
You see... this is a Kirby based RPG and you seem to know almost NOTHING about Kirby, making this a boring game for you.
OH, and DAMMIT FORGOT TO FIX MAZE BUG DAMMIT THANKS FOR TELLING ME.
I started this game like, a while ago. Perhaps you can see my real mapping now: http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u184/CoolKirby123/SnowForest.png
For the bridges you commented on, walk on a real bridge. YOu don't see a ton of great looking details on real bridges!
How can you assume that Avia is the only female?! See, look: YOu assume everything, which makes you a piece of shit who is like, "gee! this rpg DEMO only has one female SO FAR!1!!!" and "teh mapping stinks!!! SO FAR!!!"
And a fire talk to you? I never put a fire talking to you.
and what the hell, this is only a demo. You're treating it like a full game. Idiot.
That's what I see so far... A game badly done... I don't have the full game so I don't know if there will be any more females or not, I judge what I have seen so far I can't judge it by what I haven't seen so far (and probably won't want to). You DID put a fire talking to you and saying "Hello there" so... WHAT THE FUCK?! and your mapping is horrible as I said, unless you change almost ALL of your maps in your games it's a crappy mapping, so YES! so far I see a big pile of shit! I hope you will prove me wrong in the next demo or something, maybe you'll surprise me I really don't know but for what I have seen so far it looks like... well a big pink crap... This review is to help you improve the game that's it if you start cursing me it sure won't help your game, and the next reviews will be even less "flattering" so watch out your tongue, or people will see some very unpleasant reviews about your game... Cool down. "who is like, gee!..." - tell me are you an eight year old, grow up and don't go cry in the corner... I do not assume anything I judge what I see, that's it, when you release the demo it should be mapped well and just as its part of the complete game... For example diablo 2 demo is just the first quest of the game, but looks exactly as a part of the complete game, just cut out. They FINISHED the game (or at least that part) completely as if it were part of the full game, they didn't do half work and said "it's a demo, it doesn't look like the completed game"... IF IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE COMPLETED GAME WHY DID YOU RELEASE IT?!
Wait... I take my rude comments back. I realized that the player will not understand the story until s/he plays the full game. So.. I understand why you have a negative review.
Alllllrighty, if any of you are curious about what I fixed, okay here is the list:
-New MIDIs that are not RTP
-Redid many maps using RTP
-Fixed up the storyline
-Still have no idea what the "fire" is.
-The symmetrical trees were done on purpose.(Psst. It's something called planting).
-Writer of the review actually miscalcuted - it should be rated 1.5.
-how the hell is the mapping "plain" and "boring"
-Actually, the review itself has more flaws than the game...
-Game is 62% done
-why am I putting random stuf here
-New MIDIs that are not RTP
-Redid many maps using RTP
-Fixed up the storyline
-Still have no idea what the "fire" is.
-The symmetrical trees were done on purpose.(Psst. It's something called planting).
-Writer of the review actually miscalcuted - it should be rated 1.5.
-how the hell is the mapping "plain" and "boring"
-Actually, the review itself has more flaws than the game...
-Game is 62% done
-why am I putting random stuf here
"This isn't the full game" is a really shitty excuse for a poorly made game. killerGermel pretty much wiped the floor with you.
Umm Lazer... I know you tried to make an improvement but the chipsets still don't look right. In fact, it might have looked better with the RTP. You see using detailed chipsets is great but if the graphics don't fit well together then its a waste. Its like taking an 8Bit link sprite and placing it in a detailed rpg map. They don't go together. You might want to get ahold of some graphics that fit with ALL of your graphics. It's looking better though.
Grrr i need those new kirby charsets but i dont know where the hell to get them
besides i don't really want people reading this review because it doesn't really apply to this game anymore.
and you actually bothered to play up and past Chapter 1?! OMG
besides i don't really want people reading this review because it doesn't really apply to this game anymore.
and you actually bothered to play up and past Chapter 1?! OMG
PEOPLE! Stop trying to write reviews like this until you've beaten the game. You probably don't know anything about Kirby. It's called a Waddle Dee, dummy. Everyone, you say Lazer Kirby is cursing you. I haven't seen him doing, rather you people are. Hey, doesn't that remind me of a word? Oh yeah! The word idiot.
Quote: "This isn't the full game" is a really shitty excuse for a poorly made game. killerGermel pretty much wiped the floor with you.
Ahem? You really do think this is a full game. Do you understand people's English?
Ahem? You really do think this is a full game. Do you understand people's English?
Quote: "This isn't the full game" is a really shitty excuse for a poorly made game. killerGermel pretty much wiped the floor with you.
Ahem? You really do think this is a full game. Do you understand people's English?
Ahem? You really do think this is a full game. Do you understand people's English?
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