Odyssey in Suri Islands

While it is completed, I still have a few changes I'd like to make before submitting. All the programming is done as far as story and database goes, but I get the feeling there are some kinks in the system.

I have a slight suspicion that this game is unbalanced somehow, really.

This game was created for a private contest between makers here in our family, so it had some challenges chosen by other competetors. You should look for things like:

The quote: "it's got electrolytes"
a character: "a man that smells other people's armpits"
Among other nonsensical things.

This game will be released for the world to play by the first week of November.