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…My mom apparently does! :O

Believe or not, most of my family DOES play “Smash” time-to-time whenever we get a chance. Although my parents aren’t the “best” at it, my mom and dad still can occasionally surprise me if I’m not careful enough. My dad usually plays as “Link,” brother is usually “Fox,” and my mom usually uses “Zelda” or any female looking character that appeals to her (oh, and I used to use Toon Link in Brawl – thank you, if anybody cares).

We bought a “Wii-Fit” a few years ago and, although I don’t use that much, personally, my mom still uses it every single week for her exercises. When there was news of a new Smash Bros game coming for the Wii U and 3DS, my most requested character was “Megaman” and I said that if he got in, I would use him in a heartbeat REGARDLESS of who else gets in (which I will, now :D). But for my mom, she always liked the “Wii-Fit Trainer” and wouldn’t mind playing as her if she got in. Of course, at the time, I laughed my ass off – BUT WHO’S LAUGHING NOW!?!?!?

Well, it looks like our family beat-down roster is automatically set! I guess I’m using “Megaman” while my mom’s going for the “Wii-Fit Trainer”. As for my dad and little bro, they told me that they would stick with Link and Fox because nobody is as awesome as them (losers…).

But...what if the Wii-Fit Trainer IS a top-tier character??? :O

Yeah, MARIO!!!

I mean, I know Princess Peach makes some fine, damn cake -- but come on!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE FRANCHISE GUY FOR THE WHOLE, DAMN INDUSTRY!!!