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you wanna learn to be cynical and jaded like me? well you can too with these easy simple steps

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CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
06/14/2017 10:01 PM
1. never get excited about anything
2. reflect this by never caring enough to use capitals at begin of sentences (except you care enough not to use them but don't let anyone know you actually feel things, that ruins the disguise)
3. use commas sparingly if at all
4. you have seen it all and you are jaded and if anyone takes anything you say seriously then it is their fault because you never really mean what you mean
5. just be cool because you know you are cool because you don't even have to try. every post is correct on the first try. your lack of effort is a stylistic choice
6. hate everything
zDS
The Besr
5631
06/14/2017 10:11 PM
gnihtyna tuoba deticxe teg reven .1
GreatRedSpirit
ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop
6514
06/14/2017 10:11 PM
I tried to do this but I had too many cute dog and cat and animal pictures that I couldn't bring myself to hate


I mean


(full video)

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ESBY
extreme disappointment
1238
06/14/2017 10:58 PM
is this an assault on my posting style
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
06/14/2017 11:11 PM
:) no i am just a cutey cat i'm not passive aggressive





(I love you)

Edit: and secrelty want to be like you

Edit 2: just kidding you meanie

Edit 3: kissing*
zDS
The Besr
5631
06/15/2017 12:32 AM
oh dear i fear cash may have lost his mind
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
06/15/2017 12:44 AM
Just read the readme for AMORT again and you will know that it has been M.I.A. for a long time.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
06/15/2017 02:26 AM
Ok now you have converted me. I like gerbils or whatever that thing is in your hand now.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
06/15/2017 05:09 AM
That is baby guinea pig :D

Yellow Magic
Could I BE any more Chandler Bing from Friends (TM)?
3229
06/15/2017 07:50 AM
Dude, is everything ok?
Kylaila
I LOVE MEAT
13239
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
06/15/2017 10:02 AM
I'm okay lool
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
6625
06/15/2017 10:40 AM
1. advices suck
2. lol
zDS
The Besr
5631
kentona
Bunnyhug
21027
06/15/2017 04:04 PM
why would I try to be cynical and jaded like you? it'd be like a step back from my levels of cynicism and jadedness.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
CashmereCat
Self-proclaimed Puzzle Snob
11638
06/15/2017 10:02 PM
author=kentona
why would I try to be cynical and jaded like you? it'd be like a step back from my levels of cynicism and jadedness.


I only wish to be like you

By the way everybody this was a joke, I love you all, even the edgy ones because they are witty and make me laugh.
Gourd_Clae
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3896
06/16/2017 04:20 AM
At first pass this looks like a drunk post or something. XD Glad everything is fine~

I indulge in some of these behaviors from time to time I must admit.
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