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Yay! Today is officially my birthday! Despite attempts by Newblack to depress me, I'm stoked.

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Why you little rapscallion...
Happy Birthday, Gourd!
chana
(Socrates would certainly not contadict me!)
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Happy Birthday, I suppose that makes you horribly old, like... 18 or 19?
Oh, my other virgo derphead's bday is tomorrow :P

Happy bday btw~
Your virgo derphead friend is awesome.

@Newblack Why thank you I try! Hahahaha!

@Liberty Thank you, Liberty. It means a lot!

@chana Thanks. I wouldn't say either of those are horribly old, you're starting to sound like Newblack!

I think 15 spanks would do. Who'd like to do the honors?
*Le gasp!* Don't you guys spank people on their birthdays over there? I am apalled.
I can do whippings or smackings or groin-kickings but spankings.
I think I'll pass actually...
Caz
LET'SBIAN DO THIS.
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Happy birthday Gourd-on! Here, we punch people as many times as years they've lived. *prepares pointy knuckles and cake*
rabitZ
amusing tassadar, your taste in companionship grows ever more inexplicable
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happy birthday champ
Marrend
Guardian of the Description Thread
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Thus, does another chapter close. What shall the next one contain?
author=Caz
Happy birthday Gourd-on! Here, we punch people as many times as years they've lived. *prepares pointy knuckles and cake*

Gourd-on... You know, that actually reminded me of the words hard-on so I'd like to know the origins of this nickname.

@rabitZ Thanks, champ! I really appreciate it.

@Marrend I hope it contains a lot of me not being a loser. And you know, sugary foods. Specifically caaaake!
Caz
LET'SBIAN DO THIS.
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Gourd-on. Like Gordon (Freeman, maybe). But I can call you hard-on if you'd prefer!
On second thought, to avoid an unfortunate user title, you can call me Gourd-on.
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