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Anyone who was in IRC could have seen this question before, but I felt it was interesting enough to put in status form.
Your lover calls you to come downstairs to her, halfway down you hear your lover's voice again, this time from upstairs;
"Don't go downstairs, it's a trap!"
What do you do?
Your lover calls you to come downstairs to her, halfway down you hear your lover's voice again, this time from upstairs;
"Don't go downstairs, it's a trap!"
What do you do?
Ask each a question only said lover would know the answer to. If both got it correct, I'd sit where I am and ask lover to come to me. If they were both identical and came to me, offer a three-way. The one that glares at/gives a sour look to/slaps me is most likely my lover.
Haha, I like that.
My favorite answer from IRC was:
"Stop dating a ventriloquist."
@chana Why would you go downstairs?
My favorite answer from IRC was:
"Stop dating a ventriloquist."
@chana Why would you go downstairs?
Just my first reaction : someone who screams from afar without any further explanation "it's a trap" doesn't seem too trustworthy, basically, I hadn't gotten the joke...
@chana I personally would've went upstairs, as if there really was a malicius entity upstairs, why hasn't it attacked me yet? Of course, there is no right answer, just my line of thinking.
Also, it wasn't a joke, but the answers sometime are. It's just kind of customary to explain your answer.
Also, it wasn't a joke, but the answers sometime are. It's just kind of customary to explain your answer.
author=Gourd_Clae
Also, it wasn't a joke
I know, I just didn't have any word for it, I like it, it's interesting:)
Lover: "Come downstairs!"
Me: "Gimme a sec.."
*continues doing whatever, completely forgets to go downstairs*
PROBLEM AVERTED.
Me: "Gimme a sec.."
*continues doing whatever, completely forgets to go downstairs*
PROBLEM AVERTED.
If the voice upstairs is trying to sound like Admiral Akbar, I might be inclined to laugh it off. Otherwise, I would be like, "What are you trying to pull?"
@Pyramid head
That pretty much means the fake lover's going to eat your head. Also, get down and metaphorical with me.
@Marrend
It is admiral Ackbar, it is. (It's not unfortunately)
@Caz
Why does everyone have better answers than me? Ugh.
That pretty much means the fake lover's going to eat your head. Also, get down and metaphorical with me.
@Marrend
It is admiral Ackbar, it is. (It's not unfortunately)
@Caz
Why does everyone have better answers than me? Ugh.
It's because you lack superior life-saving laziness! Maybe if you were lazier, your "lover" wouldn't have killed you with a bat. *shakes head disapprovingly*
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