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On a scale of 1-10, how weird is it for a guy to go outside at 5:00 on a foggy morning and walk down the railroad tracks into the woods?
Isrieri- 12/03/2015 09:37 AM
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It depends on the railroad tracks. If it's an electrified track then it's probably incredibly dangerous (so they say at least) and the electrified tracks tend to have fences on either side most of the time. So then it's a 7.
If it's just railroad tracks (especially if they are barely used railroad tracks) then it's a 3 or 4.
If it's just railroad tracks (especially if they are barely used railroad tracks) then it's a 3 or 4.
But if he has a machete it's a 6.
...there are weirder things to be carrying down train tracks on an early foggy morning. Body parts, for one.
A pool cue.
A tuba.
A sofa.
A bunch of banana skins.
Your grandmother.
...there are weirder things to be carrying down train tracks on an early foggy morning. Body parts, for one.
A pool cue.
A tuba.
A sofa.
A bunch of banana skins.
Your grandmother.
^ little Johnny from the next-door neighbours.
I'm going to say 9.98989 if he was wearing a horse mask the whole time.
I'm going to say 9.98989 if he was wearing a horse mask the whole time.
I was wearing a black zip-up jacket and white sneakers with dark green dress pants. It was a little wet from the fog and morning dew, but not too cold.
I did not carry a machete. I was wearing two shirts inside the jacket.
I did not carry a machete. I was wearing two shirts inside the jacket.
Yeah, for all anyone seeing you would know, you probably wanted to hitch a ride on a train or had somewhere to be near the tracks - maybe for some kind of work or meeting someone. At worst they might have thought you either homeless travelling bum or drug dealer meeting with a supplier.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
People go for morning walks all the time. Foggy woods are a great place for them! Not weird.
I always conceal my machete though, ever since the incident in Gas City.
I always conceal my machete though, ever since the incident in Gas City.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
Yeah that's like a 5 at worst, mostly because of you being up and puttering around at that hour.
MAN CLEAVED IN TWO BY EARLY MORNING TRAIN
"Who walks on the train tracks at 5 in the morning in the fog anyway?" asks the distraught driver.
"Who walks on the train tracks at 5 in the morning in the fog anyway?" asks the distraught driver.
I'm the lord of weird and I deem that not very weird.
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