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I've heard it said that men who use emoticons in their texts and IMs are far less likely to be looked upon by ladies as potential dates.

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Red_Nova
Sir Redd of Novus: He who made Prayer of the Faithless that one time, and that was pretty dang rad! :D
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Solitayre
Circumstance penalty for being the bard.
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Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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Craze
why would i heal when i could equip a morningstar
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if this means more guys for me then i'm fine with this ;V
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APATHY IS FOR COWARDS
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no emoticons: apathetic, too ruff 'n tuff for emotions, dead inside
emoticons: ulterior motives, probably a wuss, prideless and desperate for emotional connection

I've heard people say stuff like this before, but really - this is loaded as hell, you gotta have context. Emoticons are just one emerging piece of the puzzle that is human conversation.

:D :D :D

;)



EDIT: The ones I see used badly most often are kaomoji - you'll see some really aggressive or insulting post somewhere and the whole thing is surrounded by

(ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

ヾ( ❀◕◡◕ฺฺ )ノ

(︶.̮︶✽)

but maybe that's just me
author=Craze
if this means more girls for me then i'm fine with this ;V
Marrend
Guardian of the Description Thread
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Does using a sometimes-appropriate face-set count for this?

unity
You're magical to me.
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I've heard it said that androids who don't use all caps and end sentences with "beep boop" in their texts and IMs are far less likely to be looked upon by the robot ladies as potential dates.
Actually, the sun was put there by Jesus to provide the lords flock with daylight.
Oh, GODDAMNIT! D:

That's it. Now I'm definetly going to be Forever Alone... ;_;

DDDDDDDDDDDX
Huh? I only thought that it was more professional to omit smileys (in business situations). Not using smileys IRL though is kind of the equivalent of not having a soul.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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Realtalk tho the OP statement commits the basic error of assuming that ladytypes are a hivemind with little variation in tastes and opinions.

Tho I will admit that past a certain threshold I start feeling kind of leery of emoticon use, just because it gets into "possibly unhinged" territory. Though that's usually the kind of person who posts a jillion emotes after like every sentence. And uses a lot of exclamation points.

Or the people who use passive-aggressive smileys. Those people go straight to the "never voluntarily talk to" rubbish bin.

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I would date this emoticon. It looks cute. :3
unity
You're magical to me.
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Yeah, passive-aggressive smileys can go to smiley hell.
I'm going to break from character to admit that I, too, would date Small Spooky Slime
Good thing I don't date nowadays. (´・ω・`)
Zeigfried_McBacon
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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Pfft, if I had to guess, I'd say there's way more to it than that. :P
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