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Just downloaded 3 decent NES games: Adventures of Lolo 3, Kickle Cubicle, and Shi Kin Joh; and 4 shitty games: Deadly Towers, Athena, Clash at Demon Head and Super Pitfall. My night will be interesting... To say the least.

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edchuy
You the practice of self-promotion
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Super Pitfall, you say? hmmm .....
Isrieri
"My father told me this would happen."
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Clash at Demonhead didn't seem shitty. Just very unintuitive and boring at the start.
Try Cocoron, if you have never played it.
I enjoyed Clash of Demonhead.

If you want another NES game with this incomplete nature, but still has a charm to it, try "Conquest of the Crystal Palace."
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
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author=Link_2112
Try Cocoron, if you have never played it.

I have played that game. I loved it, even though it was a bit on the easy side.

So I knocked out Kickle Cubicle, Super Pitfall, and Athena on this list. The latter two were rage quits on the account that they were so terrible. I was especially disappointed with Athena. It had a cute girl in a bikini in the title, yet past that the graphics were horrendous, the controls felt stiff, and overall it was no fun to play.
Nightowl
Remember when I actually used to make games? Me neither.
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Instead of downloading them like a poor and irish scallywag, a real gamer buys retro games like a sir.

huueugh
Also, Clash at Demonhead? Crappy? What is this ridiculous poppycock
author=Nightowl
Instead of downloading them like a poor and irish scallywag, a real gamer buys retro games like a sir.


Exactly, good sir.

Can't say I've heard of any of these games, though Super Pitfall actually sounds kind of interesting...
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
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author=wildwes
Exactly, good sir.

Can't say I've heard of any of these games, though Super Pitfall actually sounds kind of interesting...

Yep, navigating through a directionless maze with TERRIBLE jumping controls, and a gun with limited ammo with no obvious way to restore it, PLUS it's useless since most enemies are too small for you to hit,and you can't duck and shoot. To top it all off, it has a ton of instant death traps, and only 3 lives. Yep, it's interesting all right, and I TOTALLY should have purchased that!

Oh and I also ragequit Deadly Towers yesterday. There is only so much entertainment I can garner from shooting a sword from your dick.

Three more games left... I think I'll try Clash at Demon Head next.
Addit
"Thou art deny the power of Aremen?!"
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I would have SO loved to be the same room with you while watching you play these shitty-ass games.

Lmao, don't hurt yourself TOO much there, bud. ^^
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
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Lol I'm mostly pretty quiet, though when I am playing a bad game like those, I tend to glare at the screen, or laugh at how stupid and ridiculous some things are. Super Pitfall was where I was saying "bullshit!" out loud and shaking my head, that's about the extent of it.

Btw I do indeed stand corrected, Clash at Demonhead is indeed a pretty decent game, if not a little weird in the visual department.
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