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I didn't know people let their kids blow their nose on merchandise. A customer and I were pretty disgusted to find some booger-covered jackets at my job... And I have a gag reflex. >_<

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unity
You're magical to me.
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Eeeeew! That's super-gross! O_o Sorry to hear that, Ratty!
Yeah, there are some shitty people out there who think that shops - especially clothing shops - are their own personal 'do whatever'. When I was working in retail we had a few instances of dirty nappies being left in the change rooms, kids actually shitting on the floor (in one case a woman came in demanding to use the private toilets - which we can't do because we'd get into trouble if anything happened in them. I pointed out that just across the road is the public Library which also had public (and really nicely kept) toilets. She ranted and raved then took some clothes and went to 'check them out' and... her kid peed all over the merchandise. When my boss got a hold of her over it she was banned from the store but still, we had to throw those clothes out because no-one wants to purchase pre-peed-on clothes, even if they've been washed. :/ )

Some people are horrible excuses of meat bags.
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
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author=unity
Eeeeew! That's super-gross! O_o Sorry to hear that, Ratty!
It's cool, but among all the crazy shit customers tend to leave behind on the sales floor, this was the worst I've experienced so far.

Retail's a bitch.

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author=Liberty
Yeah, there are some shitty people out there who think that shops - especially clothing shops - are their own personal 'do whatever'. When I was working in retail we had a few instances of dirty nappies being left in the change rooms, kids actually shitting on the floor (in one case a woman came in demanding to use the private toilets - which we can't do because we'd get into trouble if anything happened in them. I pointed out that just across the road is the public Library which also had public (and really nicely kept) toilets. She ranted and raved then took some clothes and went to 'check them out' and... her kid peed all over the merchandise. When my boss got a hold of her over it she was banned from the store but still, we had to throw those clothes out because no-one wants to purchase pre-peed-on clothes, even if they've been washed. :/ )

Some people are horrible excuses of meat bags.
... And I've only heard rumors that a customer once shat on the elevator we have at my store. Jeez, that sounds awful.
Red_Nova
Sir Redd of Novus: He who made Prayer of the Faithless that one time, and that was pretty dang rad! :D
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Just wait until you come across a mom defending her kid, trying to pin the blame on you somehow. It'll happen.
m my mother
when she was 7 or 8 she was at school and her teacher didn't allow her to go to the toilet
so her friends made a little hut for her with some sort of towel, and she used it to cover herself as she peed on the floor e_e

s she's not exactly the most collected and delicate person in the world. and even t hen she manages to be an exceptional doormat, a trait i have inherited.
InfectionFiles
the world ends in whatever my makerscore currently is
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Well that's sick.

But I also own apartments and when some renters leave it's a serious what the fuck moment for some of the gross stuff you find.
It's not common but damn
dude in my old retailing job, just as i passed by this old woman and about to say "welcome to ___! feel free to-" then she turned around and i saw her fucking picking her nose

like, if youre gonna NOT use a tissue then at the very least fucking cover yourself with your other hand jesus christ

also liberty OMG i guess im lucky our customers are pretty tame! ;_;
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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This thread makes me so glad I've never worked in retail.
Working in retail sounds like being a miracle worker.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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One time I was at Pizza Street and went in the restroom to wash my hands. There was an entire pepperoni pizza, face-up, in the urinal. Just sitting there, eagerly awaiting the pee streams that every slice of that gross restaraunt's pizza probably deserved. I can conceive of no possible explanation.

No, I'm not done. The story keeps going.

I went back in the restroom before I left, like half an hour later. Two slices of the urinal pizza were gone.
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
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author=LockeZ
I went back in the restroom before I left, like half an hour later. Two slices of the urinal pizza were gone.

(O___________________________________________O)

wtf man? I don't think even a homeless person is that crazy enough to eat some piss-pizza.
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