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THIS is the funniest article I've read: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/michigan-man-dies-crash-watching-porn-phone-article-1.2510561

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Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12986
01/27/2016 03:49 AM
... But someone did die because of this. Am I a horrible person? It's just... This is one of the most embarrassing ways I've seen anyone go.
InfectionFiles
the world ends in whatever my makerscore currently is
4622
01/27/2016 04:28 AM
Pretty shameful lol
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12986
01/27/2016 05:32 AM
I can't imagine what this guy's funeral or tombstone be like.

" Clifford Ray Jones
-
'His hand was on the wrong stick shift'
R.I.P."
Pyramid_Head
16
01/27/2016 09:31 AM
Cue the lawsuit against the website he was watching porn on...

It is pretty damn funny, but also slightly alarming. It was his own fault, hurtling himself at 30+ miles per hour in a giant metal cage WITH NO SEATBELT and being distracted. I've no sympathy for him.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
01/27/2016 11:06 PM
author=Ratty524
I can't imagine what this guy's funeral or tombstone be like.

" Clifford Ray Jones
-
'His hand was on the wrong stick shift'
R.I.P."


Here lies Clifford Jones, confused his shifter with his bone.
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12986
01/27/2016 11:17 PM
author=pianotm
author=Ratty524
I can't imagine what this guy's funeral or tombstone be like.

" Clifford Ray Jones
-
'His hand was on the wrong stick shift'
R.I.P."
Here lies Clifford Jones, confused his shifter with his bone.

That is much better! xD
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
32388
01/28/2016 12:14 AM
Graveyards and morgue jokes and humorous epitaphs: these are a few of my favorite things.
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5958
01/28/2016 02:57 AM
This is why Google needs to hurry up and finish their cars. So we can more safely watch porn while driving.
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