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So I learned today that Australia had a "war" against emus at one point... What?
Ratty524- 02/13/2016 02:34 AM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
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author=Major Meredith
If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop.
I'm pretty sure Australia has been at war with itself for some time now. Everything there is deadlier than biological warfare.
While it seems this was more or less a wildlife destruction operation I can't help but laugh at the name. When I think of something called "The Great Emu War", I think of hoards of WWII military men and emus charging into each other in a medieval-styled clash.
It sounds like "Emo Wars" rather than "Emu Wars". If those Emus had guns, that would be an idea for making a game.
And I'm just here, listening to a random Russian squad singing Barbie World in unison. Think of that to the Emus as well.
They (Australian Army) were better equipped. Not only did they lose against the birds, they also had casualties. Maybe the emus had lightsabers?
author=karins_soulkeeper
They (Australian Army) were better equipped. Not only did they lose against the birds, they also had casualties. Maybe the emus had lightsabers?
Emus are crazy fucks apparently. Nothing can beat that.
Emus are basically modern day raptors
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