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I hate people who don't use proper grammar, because they get confusing.

You see, things like misplaced modifiers can f*** up meaning:
There was a sign at the zoo that said

"You may use this food dispenser to buy the monkeys and elephant food."
I'm sorry, but I don't want the monkeys, neither do I want the elephant food.
Besides, monkeys don't come out of food dispensers as far as I know.

Also, they can also establish lies:

"Enjoying themselves, the little boys sat naked on Michael Jackson's bed."
I'm sure they didn't enjoy themselves.

So please don't make mistakes like this in forum requests (or replies)
It cracks me up to the point of delirium.

Sometimes, homophones can f*** up meaning.
Like:

"Go get the Barbie doll and jacket"

Also, synonyms can also be funny:
Like:
"I don't do fags" But hey, either way is good isn't it?
I don't go gay men, and I don't do cigarettes.