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We all remember when our parents finally told us that Mario wasn't real, yeah? I remember it for me, at least. I had fought with the kids at my school all day that day. They said their parents had told them mario wasn't real. Your parents are stupid, I said.

When my mom picked me up from school I was laughing about how my silly classmates thought Mario wasn't real. Before she started driving she turned back to me and said, "Mario isn't real, Gourdy. Your father and I slip the gifts under the tree - not mario. You are too old to believe in something as silly as Mario." And she drove me home.

I was heartbroken. My entire worldview had been built on a lie. Of course, a change in worldview can be liberating but a chance to transition is key. My worldview had been smashed against the concrete. Delicately was not the word for my parents' reveal.

As I grew older, the scar

ok i got bored writing this fictional melodrama but the planned ending was for me to become a satanist because of my parents telling me mario didn't exist. Also mario was santa for some reason idk ;w;

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It's Captain Lou Albano and Danny Wells in their famous roles as Abbott and Costello.