WRAITHWEAVE'S PROFILE

Because the even more masculine pictures of Captain Maloneum would have been too much for internet to take.

Yes, he is Captain Maloneum. The game name is The Amazing Adventures of Captain Maloneum: The Pinnacle of Masculinity, bit like Alien: Resurrection. Just like in this one, the Alien isn't the Resurrection, but the subtittle of the game. I dunno if I'm making any sense at all, but hey, it's all cool. Heheeee...

And the moment you start to take this seariously... You have lost the game!