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So today at work while I was iron/steaming the clothes, I saw a coat with fur around the neck-area so I asked my co-worker if it's real fur or not and she said no, then the following conversation happened:

Me: oh daaamn, just told that customer with her daughter that it's real fur.
Me: but y'know, it's so weird, because when her mom told me to let her daughter try it on, she told me to remove the fur (they're removable), and said it's because her daughter's scared of them.
Co-worker: yeah, some people would think about the dead animals hanging around their neck, that's why some people are really scared of fur.

-then a minute of silence-

Co-worker: lol if some other customer found out it's a fake fur, I wonder if they'll come here and bitch?
Co-worker: if they DO come here and complain, I'll just tell them, "Hey, our co-worker (me) actually meant 2 things when she said it was real, it could be taken as 1) "It's a REAL fur", and 2) "It's a real FAKE fur", so, hypothetically speaking, she wasn't exactly inaccurate in saying "it's a real fur", because in reality, it IS a REAL fake one. right? ;)
Me: ahahaha i love how much you're bs-ing so much right now